/vocaroo/ thread

50 Tomahawks edition

>Official Unofficial Rules

1. Post something in you're language or request something in someone else's
B. Go to vocaroo.com/ and record yourself
iii. Post your recording and receive criticism, and critique other's.
四. Must post at least one (1) OC vocaroo to participate in this thread

>Obligatory English, but please post other languages and more difficult texts because that's the only way these threads get interesting! :)

the typical parisian girl is way too expensive, drinks too much, smokes, doesn't speak english, only dates FRENCH chads (or a nigger if she is into art stuff). Parisians hate everything outside Paris, they use the word "provinciaux" as an insult to every french who doesn't live in paris so if you don't have a 200 meter square flat in manhattan or london, you won't stand a chance (if you live in a trendy place somewhere else you are fucked because they only know New York and London). All of this is also true for parisian guys since they are all faggots.

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dont want to

vocaroo.com/i/s1YExGtvTo5O

ok

...

k

vocaroo.com/i/s06M0eFKcnml
Bit weird, a bit hungover

vocaroo.com/i/s1l5SujC01yA

vocaroo.com/i/s1VrgKEbFpA7

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:)

>That voice
For your own good I hope you're underaged

vocaroo.com/i/s1xOj3fmohZ3

>Selon le département de la Défense, moins d'un tiers des jeunes Américains sont aptes à s'engager dans l'armée. Les deux tiers restants ne rempliraient pas les conditions nécessaires ou rateraient les tests d'entrée s'ils les passaient.
>Parmi les 34 millions d'Américains et Américaines entre 17 et 24 ans, seuls 29% sont aptes, selon les estimations du Pentagone rapportées par The Wall Street Journal (WSJ). En cause? L'obésité, le manque de diplômes, des condamnations en justice, ou même les tatouages et "écarteurs" d'oreille.
>Seuls 1% des jeunes Américains "remplissent les critères et sont à la fois enclins" à s'engager dans l'armée, estime le major-général Allen W. Batschelet, en charge du recrutement de l'armée américaine.

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Cute

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Less than 1/3 of young people in the US still amounts to millions though
You'll always find meatheads or poorfags to send to [whatever ME shithole Burgers will invade next]

is that Danish?

imitated Swabian
the first was imitated Bavarian

vocaroo.com/i/s1Iy55GwbmtH
here, have a mexican voice saying a line from fallout new vegas.

>/requesting/

"Shut the fuck up Nigel, you arrogant prick! You had to leave the UK to go live in even more arrogant people. Ooooh I speak for English, French, and German. Go fuck yourself! You dickhead. Jesus Christ. Nobody has time for your condescension, you fuckin' prick!"

US
vocaroo.com/i/s0dfE9fYcmtH
Spic
vocaroo.com/i/s13SOQxnMHkn
UK
vocaroo.com/i/s0CoI3kqlT70
Cro
vocaroo.com/i/s04b5xaZDpiq

that's is pretty sexy desu. the wall just got ten feet higher because i don't want to have to compete with you for the roasties.

Damn this reminds me of radio stations in Cuba. Give us some spic shit to say pls

it's all French to me

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>French
you better take that back

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vocaroo.com/i/s04mu5m0CslF

me+croatian original accent

Nach dem unerwartet deutlichen Sieg der CDU-Ministerpräsidentin Annegret Kramp-Karrenbauer bei der saarländischen Landtagswahl rutscht die SPD im stern-RTL-Wahltrend bundesweit wieder unter die 30-Prozent-Marke. Im Vergleich zur Vorwoche verliert sie gleich drei Prozentpunkte und kommt nun auf 29 Prozent, während die Union aus CDU und CSU zwei Punkte hinzugewinnt auf aktuell 36 Prozent. Die Linke legt um einen Punkt zu auf 9 Prozent und bleibt drittstärkste Kraft. Auch die AfD verbessert sich wieder leicht auf 8 Prozent. Die Grünen verharren weiterhin bei 7 Prozent, die FDP verliert einen Punkt und müsste mit 5 Prozent um ihren Einzug in den Bundestag bangen. Auf die sonstigen kleinen Parteien entfallen zusammen 6 Prozent. Der Anteil der Nichtwähler und Unentschlossenen beträgt 24 Prozent.

Pretty good for a dirty anglo.

r8

keked

vocaroo.com/i/s1xIMeVIXyzZ

vocaroo.com/i/s0XJdh7Z4LuV
notice im not giving a fuck about my tone or accent, but i did your request desu
vocaroo.com/i/s1u5bzdL7RSg
i shouldnt sound this bad, but i havent sleep yet and my head doesnt works as it should to change to my desired accent.

>crvatnaaparatima.mp3

You sound like an African, or from the Antilles

like random shit i guess? aight here you go
vocaroo.com/i/s1jE7AVFJBKj

"Marzo 6, las fuerzas militares de Estados Unidos lanzan más de 50 misiles crucero Tomahawk desde destructores de la Marina en el Este del Mediterráneo contra varios blancos de la base "Shayrat". Se presume que de esa base aérea siria salieron los ataques con químicos la población civil el 3 de abril."

it basically says about the tomahawk sent to the shayrat.

youtube.com/watch?v=M0d4qM7gCH8

Da pacem, Domine, in diebus nostris
Quia non est alius
Qui pugnet pro nobis
Nisi tu Deus noster.

Top kek, I didn't see that.

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Vocaroo mangles quality, fuck vocaroo.com/i/s1jjCPhfQko4

did i accomplish your spectations senpais or i massively fucked up?

vocaroo.com/i/s1fj6BxCquAv

>vocaroo.com/i/s0XJdh7Z4LuV

thanks

honestly the accent wasn't a problem, but a few words i did notice
"nigel," should use a soft G/J there
"live," should have a short I, as in "big"
"speak," should have a long e, as in "see"
and "condescension" was a wee little bit off but it wasn't a big deal.

overall i r8 8/10, good job diego

>coming to a voc thread and speaking nothing but native tongue

fuck off you massive faggot

i still hear nice quality tho, better than mine to be honest.

most likely he uses a voice changer

vocaroo.com/i/s0dTRBt7N3OD

Here vocaroo.com/i/s1tA42sCDGwy

Are you a voice actor or radio host or something? You probably should be tbqh

>vocaroo.com/i/s0dTRBt7N3OD

10/10

im sorry senpai, mio tongue no works now.
srsly im getting it tangled up on almost every word right now.
Still taking more requests tho.

honestly, this is the best response i could've ever received. thank you

AAYYYYYYYYYY
you sound like a panchito its solid.

also no, im not a va, i did radio hosting for a couple of weeks to help a friend, but since i dont get paid for it i stoped, honestly i want to give a try to va.

vocaroo.com/i/s1RSt1zWHWZ5
I tried the Nigel thing, but god, it hurt my voice so bad.

i like ur voice :3 no homo

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>you sound like a panchito its solid.
:') that means a lot. I've studied spanish for a couple of years and all of my instructors were south american so i picked up their accent. havent spoken it in a while though.

You have a pretty cool voice man idk how you can go about getting va jobs but look into it. Maybe some freelance work on Fiverr or sth

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t.Jean

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sorry for the cancer.

post something interesting

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Santé l'Ami, when do you come pick up your French citizenship ?

Well, guess ill check it out. btw heres a little present for everyone i guess.

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such a shame you come from a non country, you sound cute

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Any native german speaker can you at least understand what I'm saying?

>vocaroo.com/i/s0rGpbDiuHr1

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


this one wins

I coudn't really understand you but you don't sound at all like a spanish speaker.

you should have learnt by now, Germans never r8 voc threads

nice

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW

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I am as a matter of fact, got a birth certificate and shit, i had a french course but it was years ago, i only remember you have to use the nose.

...

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She*

r8 please, just decided to read a few basic sentences from my finnish study book
vocaroo.com/i/s14s2IxA5520

thanks!

Tbh I've tried before not only in Voc thread but in /deusch/

Always ignored

Why give me some serb

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You mean she(male)

Or hen as we call them these days

i'm afraid i'm not arab enough to receive citizenship

top fucking kek

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I hate that word.... -.-

But no, not a shemale..... just a she.

nice r's

/r/ vocaroo.com/i/s1hbezNRkBVw this

You sound like south american, would say puerto rican. 10/10

i just did a german voc toothey never r8

vocaroo.com/i/s1OczHtb7dwa

edgy as usual

flawless. great job not ano

post mexican

>vocaroo.com/i/s1ISFADQXThw
i'm torn between 12 year old boy and 14 year old girl. what is it?

>would say puerto rican

Well that's a first.

35 year old masculine woman, not even kidding

You definitely sound like you're transitioning, your voice is too masculine to be a girl(female)

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