ITT: We nerf each other's superpower
>indestructible body
ITT: We nerf each other's superpower
>indestructible body
Mind of a 13 year old girl who just wants to cut herself
Turn into this at midnight forever
>eternal vegatative state
Morbidly obese and cannot move by own strength
That's creative.
Aquakinesis [water bending]
>afraid of ocean and water bodies
Can only bend ~3.50 ml at one time
Hydrophobic
ability to grow my penis any size I want
Always flacid
It tries to kill you in subtle ways
You die if someone touches you.
>All powerful master of the universe and immune to any and all nerfs that exist or could exist.
Only works with your own urine.
Must carry around piss bottles in case of emergency heroing.
The power to force a heart attack at any willing moment
That's dumb.
>my dad is stronger than your dad
But only on yourself
you are master of many alternate universes but not your own
You can be randomly affected too
>Immune to nerfs
All powerful master but so autistic that no one can stand to be around you
the power of bringing any anime caracter to real life.
Dead
only when you are sleeping
They stay 2D
We buff you. You grow to be 600 feet tall; your normal size heart can no longer pump blood throughout your body.
but they last only for a planck time(5,39121e-44 seconds)
They have normal human emotions, and therefore don't like you
Become my own personal genie
worth it. not that bad
Ability to talk my way into/out of any situation.
bulletproof
You can't grant wishes
Not knifeproof
You literally talk shit
No wishes 4 u
You need to live inside a fucking lamp
You're trapped inside a bottle and can't grant wishes until free.
>the ability to become a cute loli girl and cute-ify anything I touch
guns are illegal
The power to make up to a 100 copies of yourself
ability to stop time
all your copies are retarded.
for 2 seconds
created embryos only
Only works on situations you wouldn't want to be in/out of
Each appear in a location 100 miles away.
only for yourself
But you hate all things cute.
The definition of cute changes to ugly after you gain your power.
>The ability to grow my dick to any size I wish
Wrrryyyyyy
You wish it to be 100 micrometers.
Eh living inside a lamp doesn't sound to bad , free house , no rent/debt. Sounds good from a different angle
it grows inside you
The ability to create any device out of any material that serves any purpose. Example: time machine out of glue, a goat, and some pubic hair.
All yout body fluids go to your dick and you die
The power to force a meme
>via being a someone's nasty fart.
none is working
Meme is only successful on ifunny
You don't have hands
>gravity control
but the only meme you can force is the andy sixx log of shit
You will never be able to force milhouse to be a meme.
>The power to shit as much as I want anywhere I want.
only one pebble at a time
Whenever you create something you get put into a coma for 3 years
Once you decrease gravity it can't go back to normal
You can only control gravity for yourself and it only increases gravity without the ability to reverse it.
Asshat.
But gravity as we know don't exist. The earth is flat and is moving up at a rate of 9,807 m/s2
>only when drowning.
Power to can't die
The ability to complete any task in a day
cant move
locked forever in small, dark, cold place
you are already dead inside
Pain doesn't go away
no one cares
Gets killed over and over in stupid ways with no one but you remembering.
>Ability to negate other peoples powers.
You die if you have sex.
:(
The power of aids and the ability to die a slow, horrible death over the course of three years.
So he's immortal?
no one has powers
after they decease
Can only negate the nerfs placed upon others powers.
Death isn't painful and slow enough
There's a cure and you can't die.
you aren't a nigger
Ability to not be depressed
Your born a nigger and you dad left you forever.
>at the cost of she doesn't loving you back.
you die in 30 years of nonstop pain that won't allow you to lift a finger
Just before you die you find a reason to live
You eat shit every day to make your death take longer.
When you say nerfs in the wish it only effects Nerf brand products, dart guns and such.
Fuck yeah
The power of don't take shower for a whole year
Having the worst superpower ever.
...
Wanting that power, I'll assume Plank's time is gonna be more than enough time for you to cum.
Have to rub cat shit on yourself everyday or you die
Somehow gets even worse