ITT: We nerf each other's superpower

ITT: We nerf each other's superpower

>indestructible body

Mind of a 13 year old girl who just wants to cut herself

Turn into this at midnight forever

>eternal vegatative state

Morbidly obese and cannot move by own strength

That's creative.

Aquakinesis [water bending]

>afraid of ocean and water bodies

Can only bend ~3.50 ml at one time

Hydrophobic

ability to grow my penis any size I want

Always flacid

It tries to kill you in subtle ways

You die if someone touches you.

>All powerful master of the universe and immune to any and all nerfs that exist or could exist.

Only works with your own urine.
Must carry around piss bottles in case of emergency heroing.

The power to force a heart attack at any willing moment

That's dumb.
>my dad is stronger than your dad

But only on yourself

you are master of many alternate universes but not your own

You can be randomly affected too

>Immune to nerfs

All powerful master but so autistic that no one can stand to be around you

the power of bringing any anime caracter to real life.

Dead

only when you are sleeping

They stay 2D

We buff you. You grow to be 600 feet tall; your normal size heart can no longer pump blood throughout your body.

but they last only for a planck time(5,39121e-44 seconds)

They have normal human emotions, and therefore don't like you

Become my own personal genie

worth it. not that bad

Ability to talk my way into/out of any situation.

bulletproof

You can't grant wishes

Not knifeproof

You literally talk shit

No wishes 4 u

You need to live inside a fucking lamp

You're trapped inside a bottle and can't grant wishes until free.

>the ability to become a cute loli girl and cute-ify anything I touch

guns are illegal

The power to make up to a 100 copies of yourself

ability to stop time

all your copies are retarded.

for 2 seconds

created embryos only

Only works on situations you wouldn't want to be in/out of

Each appear in a location 100 miles away.

only for yourself

But you hate all things cute.

The definition of cute changes to ugly after you gain your power.

>The ability to grow my dick to any size I wish

Wrrryyyyyy

You wish it to be 100 micrometers.

Eh living inside a lamp doesn't sound to bad , free house , no rent/debt. Sounds good from a different angle

it grows inside you

The ability to create any device out of any material that serves any purpose. Example: time machine out of glue, a goat, and some pubic hair.

All yout body fluids go to your dick and you die

The power to force a meme

>via being a someone's nasty fart.

none is working

Meme is only successful on ifunny

You don't have hands

>gravity control

but the only meme you can force is the andy sixx log of shit

You will never be able to force milhouse to be a meme.

>The power to shit as much as I want anywhere I want.

only one pebble at a time

Whenever you create something you get put into a coma for 3 years

Once you decrease gravity it can't go back to normal

You can only control gravity for yourself and it only increases gravity without the ability to reverse it.

Asshat.

But gravity as we know don't exist. The earth is flat and is moving up at a rate of 9,807 m/s2

>only when drowning.

Power to can't die

The ability to complete any task in a day

cant move

locked forever in small, dark, cold place

you are already dead inside

Pain doesn't go away

no one cares

Gets killed over and over in stupid ways with no one but you remembering.

>Ability to negate other peoples powers.

You die if you have sex.

:(

The power of aids and the ability to die a slow, horrible death over the course of three years.

So he's immortal?

no one has powers

after they decease

Can only negate the nerfs placed upon others powers.

Death isn't painful and slow enough

There's a cure and you can't die.

you aren't a nigger

Ability to not be depressed

Your born a nigger and you dad left you forever.

>at the cost of she doesn't loving you back.

you die in 30 years of nonstop pain that won't allow you to lift a finger

Just before you die you find a reason to live

You eat shit every day to make your death take longer.

When you say nerfs in the wish it only effects Nerf brand products, dart guns and such.

Fuck yeah

The power of don't take shower for a whole year

Having the worst superpower ever.

...

Wanting that power, I'll assume Plank's time is gonna be more than enough time for you to cum.

Have to rub cat shit on yourself everyday or you die

Somehow gets even worse