And then there were nine

And then there were nine.

Why are all of those liberals? What's wrong with you America

where is samantha bee?

the sole jew in OP's pic (Bill Maher) is the only anti-Muslim tv host in the USA

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Jimmy Fallon is the only one without a drink. Supakek

it begins

>more people are watching John Oliver on a premium, subscription based channel than are watching Seth Meyers on NBC, a channel that literally everyone has
What, they don't like Seth's brilliant satire?

Ohmigod this is so totally crazy... I'd like to introduce tonight's guest... we're super psyched to have him on... tonight's guest is Larry Wilmore... I can't believe this is happening... for those of you that don't know Larry was the host of this totally amazing late night show... this is so totally crazy I can't believe he's here... I watched him like every night in college... this guy is a genius... I can't believe this is actually happening... this is so totally crazy...

Noah is next.

Then Corden.

Colbert will probably get canned after the election.

Then there will be a break for a few years.

Then Maher will retire after he's caught raping a female intern.

Then Oliver will end his show and flee the country before it's discovered he was also involved.

Fallon will OD, and NBC will give the show back to Leno, promoting Meyers to retire.

Conan will retire quietly and with his legacy relatively intact.

Leaving Kimmel as the Highlander.

Not that I like Wilmore, but not Jon Stewart should have been first.

And of course they got rid of the black man. While Conans show continues to get shit ratings.

Why aren't any late night talk show hosts women?
I don't really care about feminism and all that, it would be nice if one of them had tits

exactly, they didn't ask her

100% Believable quote

James Corden does

man ima miss watching Larry with my dick out, jacking to robin thede, grace para and Francesca ramsey

James Corden is drinking from a juicebox because he's the funny one.

Because women are not funny.

Go watch porn

Come again, shitlord?

Yea thats why Sup Forums is full of shit.

Right wing jews are more redpilled than 70% of white liberal cucks.
Maher is still not funny though but i agree with him the most

>Fallon is such a raging alcoholic he can't even be trusted with holding a glass of scotch for a photo shoot

one down one to go...

Go watch your faggot ass in the mirror.

Women can absolutely be charming without getting naked you virgin.

Is Fallon really an alcoholic? And why make fun of him for that? He's doing the right thing by avoiding it.

maher is not right wing.

>Then Corden.
No please keep him, we took back Morgan for you but for the love of God keep Corden, my YouTube recommending Carpool Karaoke is too much exposure to him.

You moron, Maher just hates religion. He's liberal as all fuck

Maher is actually Catholic and despite being redpilled on Islam, hes blue-pilled on literally everything else.

He has had substance abuse problems for years.

I wasn't making fun of him, merely observing.

This piece of disinformation is why Maher is the biggest deceiver of all except maybe Colbert. By the rules of Judaism his mothers is a full blooded practicing jew which makes Maher a full blooded jew. Did you notice how is film Religulous he shits all over all mainstream religions except Judaism? Not to mention that he is an outspoken Zionist and the left wing Bill O'Reilly.

Maher is left wing, he's an actual liberal holding up actual liberal values. even if he is full of shit sometimes

Good Riddance to that racist cocksucker.

Not-funny Noah can go next.

Then I'd say Seth Meyers, but he's on so late they don't expect him to actually get ratings so he'll probably languish there until he retires or eats the barrel of his own gun.

>Maher is actually Catholic
He's very openly atheist.

he's catholic-atheist

All the conservatives are on the radio.

Oliver gets the best ratings out of all of them when his segments go viral. That Drumpf video must have 30,000,000 hits by now. And before he started picking on Trump every week his segments struggled to get a million hits on Youtube.If anything he should thank Trump for making him relevant.

He's not Catholic, or religious in any way, in the slightest.

Oliver is the only person that emulated John Stewart has his best in the most correct manner.

Him, Colbert, and occasionally Conan are all I watch anymore.

Noah is so next, his ratings are awful
Can't imagine the uproar thats going to cause though
>"TWO black talk show hosts? ARE YOU KIDDING ME YOU'RE ALL WHITE MALES"

Good. Truly the least funny one there and that's saying something.

>BLACK PEOPLE BE LIKE AND WHITE PEOPLE BE LIKE SMDHFAMALAMO

That was his entire show. I got tired of it after the second episode. Went back later and it was worse and held onto that principle even more.

This. Comedy Central is making the right call but will be lambasted on social media and shamed over it. Shamed over wanting to make money and not be complete failures and put somebody there that will work.

His videos always had 1mil+ within a week of posting. His shit on youtube is more popular than his actual show.

As a Yuropoor the only good one for me is Conan, the others are louds, shills, or lol republicans amiright?

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I never watch his youtube videos yet they're always recommended to me.

Kill em all!!!!

except conan

Welcome to the Nightly Show, where tonight we're going to talk about black people. Did you know that black people aren't white people? They're very different actually. Black people are also better than white people because they're not as bad as white people. White people keep doing bad things to black people. Black people need to keep being black. The media doesn't want them to. Society doesn't like black people. I am also a black person, but I'm only a few shades away from bone white. Black people in this country are black people. In this country. White man back. Black man good. I like black people. Do you like black people? You probably don't because you're a racist. White people be bad, black people be the good people. Black woman, black man. There are black people and black children. I am a black people I like black the black people, white people, black people, did you know that black people black people black people? Also, black people black people black people black?

>mfw don't even watch these late night talk show shit beside the occasional interview from conan
>karaoke car shit every where on the sidebar
fucking youtube

oh man dont start me on youtube they recommend the most random shit

And why is it always the half black people that are so loud about this kind of shit?

Are they just desperate to affirm their identity?

hes oly half black?

What is with this fucking horrendous retouching and photoshopping?

Based Fallon and Corden doing their own their own thing. The only two who aren't mouthpieces for the Democratic party.

John Oliver is /ourguy/

(Not drinking the alcojew, so symbolic)

I miss craig :(

Fallon's not as bad as people make fun of him for being. He's not liberal shill like the others.

>tfw 6' manlet

Life is suffering.

Conservatives suck dick thats why.