Jokes that only smart anons will get

Jokes that only smart anons will get.

"Cheque, mate."

Where are my celebrity leaks?

You had one job NSA.

touchdown?

Yeah too bad that's not a picture of checkmate

That's a stalemate, not a checkmate.

It may still be if the hand is making the move closer to the opponent king

Anotha 1

Never mind... It is a fucked move

How many niggers does it take to make a lib-cuck cum?

None. Lib-cucks don't have balls! Just nigger fever!

That's a queen good try though

that's a queen and a knight

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Its a knight you fuckibg tards. It is checkmate

lol hydrogen peroxide

That's clearly a bishop you fucking mongoloid

its a stalemate

Hydrogenperoxide

How is that not checkmate? Queen and knight = checkmate.

It's not. Black piece is king, white piece being moved is the queen. By moving the queen there, he's placed the king in check.
Black's turn. Black can't move the king to a non-threatened location.
Checkmate.

Jesus christ....hello newfriend

How can you be still in the game with no queen tho, :thinking:

alright kids, the criteria for checkmate are as follows: the king is in check and the king has no move to get out of check. its not stalemate, the king has no move to get out and is checked by the queen.

Rekt

He can take down the queen tho.

All that time in the Navy Seals but still couldn't know the strategy or tactics in chess

well that chess set sucks the Queen looks too much like the King, I sat here for like five minutes saying "Stale, mate" in an Australian accent trying to figure it the fuck out, fuck that chess board

He can always bitchslap her

Australians dont eat at restraunts there cold cupboards are always full of tomatoe sauce to survive on

no he can't the king can only attack in one tile in any direction. the queen is 2 tiles away

Don't give up user

He can kill the horse tho

obviously ppl (like myself) mistook the White Queen for a White King, in which case it would be stalemate (provided there are no other black pieces on the board)

"Style, mate"

Kentucky Fried Koala

>only smart anons will get
>posts a joke that's only funny to rednecks and cousin-fuckers

a horse and a rabbit walk into a bar
the bartender says
so how is life in the desert?
horse: no

if your IQ is below 120 you will not understand without thinking about it
if your IQ is below 90 you probably cant

how hard is this to understand

nice.

There's no room here go crash on the moon

How do you know the white king is on H-1?

it doesn't matter where the king is tard. If it's not in frame then it's not fucking relevant

nigga i told you some ppl thought the white queen was a white king 9 (= stalemate)

its obvious

Your chart is inaccurate, your opinion is irrelevant.

>the second man randomly dies

How is this funny? Fucking edgelord humor.

My friend Roman ordered five drinks but the bartender only gave two.

this is a high quality comment

Knight is at C-6

well for a retard like you pretty difficult apparently.. the knight was on C6

H2O is water.
H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide.
>It's a chemistry pun, try to keep up

V

black king moves to A-7.
no check mate.

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check where the knight was on the OP again...

Last night i bond quarter pounded your sister.

Wow, just.... wow

silent pounded

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not even my chart, it's just common sense

So everyone drinking hydrogen oxide and the sheeple dont know about it

last night I bonergered you sister

I can't, it becouse they entered a bar on the desert? because neither of the animals live in the desert? or is the horse speaking?

AW SHIT NIGGA LAST NIGHT I SPY-HAMMED THE SHIT OUTTA YOUR SISTER

Check em

Last night I spy burgered you're sister

but that chart is wrong tho, you can still move the king

Last night I james beefed your sister.

where the fuck could you move it

>heh try to keep up kid nuthin' personnel

You edgelord newfags, you still didn't answer my question on why he randomly dies all of the sudden. Probably your "le randum xD" reddit humor anyway.

Here, down
here is cheke mate

Id explain the joke to you. But I dont want to entertain your retardation any further.

shit the chart IS wrong my b

(please direct your anger at the retard that made the chart)

By all means, go and drink H2o2. Just so you can see for yourself.

Even better is that this position is impossible to achieve in a normal game.

Last night I pierce pattie'd your sister

what? isn't the horse capable of touch every single square?

>impossible

Uh, wtf are you talking about?

As if I'd drink your faggot juice anyway, probably made you into bitter edgelords in the first place :^)

(You)

What was white's last move?

Black King is in Check by two pieces simultaneously. That is impossible you fucking retard,

Enjoying your mom's basement? Probably comfy, considering how long you've been living there. Bet your dad is proud, wherever he ended up.

At this point it's just bait

Exactly. Would be possible if there was a discovery or something but given that arrangement it's impossible. Note this is different from OP's position.

I thought dude was referring to OP's post; Get it now

Op is a faggot.

Sixth bond, number 9 at mcdicks when the meme was made. I 69'd your sister.

Last night I double pounded your sister.

Was this supposed to be at somebody?

Wrong

Only faggots play chess

Offer a reason why straight alphas don't/wouldn't.

I see what
(You)
did there

Makes the most sense.

every time you move a pawn you have to touch a little penis figurine

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Listen, cobber. I'll give you the mail.
We don't call it a "check", right?
It's a "bill".
All right? Bewdy!

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last night i james bond Hamburger your sister?