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>cumming death lasers
>getting fucked by a mannequin made out of a ground-up then frozen clone of you
>being everything but the space you occupy

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>dying
>continuing to live
>cum is better

I wanna practice my accent recognition
Post in this thread plz

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>being a successful dragonkiller early in your career
>take a job only to realize its a death trap and you can't make it out
>attempting to fuck the dragon as a last resort and succeeding

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>when you're dicking around in the metal thread and find a band, then look them up and see they have an split album titled Zoophilia
Hah.

man I'm such a lightweight
A glass of rum and coke and I'm already a lil tipsy
fug

lurking

>tfw nothing to get fucked up on
I want all the drugs.

crosslink?

you better have all the monies then

whoever invented nachos was a fucking genious

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I also finally listened to Sunbather by Deafheaven. I shied away from it because I didn't see how it could be a metal album with a pink album cover. Turns out it's actually really good.

I don't, sadly. But weed works. I'm going to sound like a stoner here, but I once got so fucking high that I was hallucinating. I swear it was laced with acid because I've never come close to that again.

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tnx

yeah it was probs laced with some shit
dude, you're gonna be mind blown when you move out here. I don't smoke weed, but I know that our shit is quality

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I've had the best of the best because my parents get the best. I had some chem dog last week which is world renowned as the most potent strain of weed. That didn't even come close to seeing millions of tiny Unown all in your eyes, then thinking your rippled, tan blanket is a brain trying to consume you. That's when I had to chill and try to sleep.

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Just coughed up some nasty ass phlegm. I feel better now

dude you def got some laced shit
that's sketchy as fuck

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Being fucked by a razor blade would be amazing

I also smoked like 3 bowls, and my tolerance was much lower then. Either way, it was fucking awesome as unnerving as it was. I'm in a DMT thread right now. I wanna make some. Also really want to drop acid, but don't trust the deep web.

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ewe no
that wouykd hurt too mcuh

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mmm yeah I wouldn't trust it either

I'm sticking to alcohol for now
fuck all ur weed and acid

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I love how you type

Heh, yeah, I've got a bit of a problem. If I ever decide to commit suicide, it's probably going to be on a massive OD of heroin. It's a good thing I don't have access to anything other than weed.

My drink was too strong, fuck me

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sorry

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um yeah
lets not do the suicides
I'll admit id does sounds like a kinda fun way to go

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I probably won't any time soon. I gots more things to experience. Like breaking through to another universe on DMT.

Is fine

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hehe, as long as that thinking keeps you around for a bit longer

where do you live user

About an hour south of ATL.

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Mm i might go to bed soon

I'm in SWFL. If you were closer I would grant thee what thou seeketh. fo free

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A'ight, my dude.

I plan on moving to the gulf coast this year.

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what a kind user

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You're moving there? intradasting

Well, my family is. I haven't decided if I want to go with them or not. I still have no idea what the fuck I'm doing with my life.

I'm in the Charlotte area. It's pretty okay here.

I lived in Fort Walton Beach before.

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that makes 2 of us
fuck man, best of luck to you either way

I'm gonna hit the hay now, hopefully I'll have sexy dreams now

Cool, mang. Thanks for the offer btw. I'm probably just going to wait until I have money, then make some myself.

Sexy dreams, furiend.

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When would fucking a dragon ever be a last resort?

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I extracted mine from mimosa hostilis root bark using the naptha / lye method. It's pretty straight forward.

When you're about to die and the dragon in consoling you before death. I dunno, it was a dream I had and it fuckin rocked

I'm actually looking at that guide right now. I've had it for a few years. It's pretty dope. I just wish LSD was easy to make.

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Don't we all.

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I don't. I'm not into that any kind of mind altering substances

That's boring. But to each their own. More drugs for us really.

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Your perception is thinly veiled illusion, art is a lie, nothing is real.

Actually everything psychedelics can teach you can be learned through introspection and meditation. If you're against both you're a faggot and I regret to inform you that you WILL die one day. But don't worry about it.

nice ears

IRL dragons are pretty ugly man.

What if someone invented a drug that specifically gives you fuckable furry hallucinations and otherwise has no effects / side effects.

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says you

GIMME
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I doubt you've even seen a real dragon but if that's not enough, their breath smells like rotten meat.

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i cant take you seriously when you throw away trips like it's nothing

id give them a tic tac and ravage that ass regardless.

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lol Introspection yes, meditation no. I've learned almost everything through introspection and I'm glad someone can realize that it's important.

I wouldn't take it. I'm almost like a mormon: anything that you need to get you through a day is a crutch and I don't need it.

I mean, this one wasn't. This was was hot as hell