Answer my riddle, Sup Forums

Answer my riddle, Sup Forums.

What's round and has no legs, but must walk to get home?

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Washing machine
Baseball stadium
homeless guy

a clock

Both wrong.

your mom

Yo fat ass

yo-yo

nah...

Your femenine penis

My mom has legs and is not round.
I'm as thin as a stick.
No.
I'm not mentally unstable.

an obese amputee
just because he must walk, doesn't mean he can

he's not getting home

GIVE US A HINT PRECIOUS

Bb8?

A car.

The only hint you get are the wrong answers people say. I am offering a reward for the right answer.

A fat drunk man ...
He's legless...get it?

If it has no legs it technically can't "walk"

A dinosaur!

youtube.com/watch?v=EU-ZyVdVCOA
a transforma car

A Baseball?

Fetus ?

A sidewalk

A Roomba?

Baseball camp

In what fucking world is a sidewalk round

All answers so far are wrong.

...

A crab?

One that goes around a corner tard

Penguin

The only thing I can think of would be a baseball

Baseball

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A legless fat person in a world where the only mode of transportation is walking. You didn't say they could actually get home.

is it a yoyo?

A track... like 100m dash type of track?

Correct! Wow you guys got that quicker than I thought

A wheel?

A compass

Homerun?

you are so fucking gay do another one.

A VW Beetle that ran out of gas?

A corner would be a 90 degree angle.

If it was round it'd go in circle.

If it went in a circle you'd never get home.

I don't get it.

what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?

A lie?

No, Im not.
Okay new riddle-

What gets wetter when it dries?

A towel

Roundabouts

Towel dumbass

My cock in a 10 year old

My schlong

the tour de france?

Towel.

A Tampax

Dumbass

No actually, because a baseball can be thrown to home plate without having to 'walk'. Thus fails criteria given of "but MUST walk to get home".

Try again.

>>I'm not mentally unstable

Lawled hard...

All answers are still wrong at this point.

Where's the reward?

Your pussy.

Trips demands a reward

Indulge me and explain it.

Shut up, seriously, just shut up...
You're embarrassing me for fuck's sake

Mountains come out of the sky and they stand there?

An American lawyer and a Nigerian are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer believes that Nigerians are so dumb that he could put something over on them easily, So the lawyer asks if the Nigerian would like to play a fun game.
The Nigerian is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The American lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5; you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500, he says. This catches the Nigerian's attention and to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' The Nigerian doesn't say a word, reaches in his pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.
Now, it's the Nigerian's turn. He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?' The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the Nigerian and hands him $500. The Nigerian pockets the $500 and goes right back to sleep.
The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes the Nigerian up and asks, 'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?'
The Nigerian reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back to sleep.

A bead of heroin

Learn to check who is OP.

A walk?
Got to go around once to get home, must walk, and it has no legs
I feel like this is a pretty plausible answer. Email's m16bit, gmail

But a baseball doesn't have to run. Retarded riddle.

Legs
youtu.be/X2GJkbpX66M

Baseballs are round, have no leg and go to "home" base when someone take it there, walking.

What is round, yet autists say it's flat?

I get that baseball is somewhat related to the words of this "riddle" but as an answer it is seriously deficient.

For one, the baseball doesn't get the walk, the player does.

The baseball makes it over home plate on strikes and balls, not just a walk.

So it doesn't fit for "must walk to get home" and you're a riddle-making novice.

My dick hole

Yeah but the riddle said they must walk home. Baseballs get home all the fucking without someone walking them there.

Da erff

>fucking

*fucking time

Well you can tell what he ment.

time

Time for a new riddle. The answer was a SLINKY. Don't get it, look it up.

I have 4 corners, but am not a shape. I hold many, but am none. What am I?

Wrong answer too. Please don't do riddles anymore.

map

NO YOU'RE A FUCKING DUMB NIGGER KILL YOURSELF

A drunken fat man.

House

A square mile?

in and around a lake

None

What does "none" even mean. I am none, that doesn't make any sense.

I love you guys

Slinky is not the right answer either. Good god, this thread.

OP, you tried and I appreciate the effort but you need to think your riddles through better.
It has been pointed out already that a baseball can be thrown to home base so the riddle is not valid.
Please try another one and become better.

Fair enough, so try the new one. I'ts pretty straight foward.

A feather

Correct! You win, what is your PayPal and I shall give you ten dollars.

I have a penis but I'm not a man; I have boobs but I'm not a woman. What am I?

Retarded,

A Sup Forumstard,

You are art.

Trap