Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

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i want go bcak to dat time to meet her

毎日anki(スマホ版)をしないと、他のアプリをロックする、そんなアプリが欲しいよ

憂鬱が来た…か
なんとかしなきゃ

Do you want to start a template war again?

仏がいっぱい!

Any tips on how to find a Japanese friend?

Just say you like Japan and that you can speak Japanese.
They'll answer with lots of "すごいー" and you'll be appreciated.

Do Japanese girls go out with older men? What is the age limit for dating in Japan for foreigners?

ケンモメンのフランス国旗が来る理由
1,フランスに馴染めない(パリ症候群
2,こころが貧しい
3、難民
4,ひろゆき

しまった!!
ダンジョンに温泉を求めるのは間違いだろうか
録り損ねたぁぁぁ
久々のヘスティアはエロい!!
ヒヨドリは食べれるらしい
www12.plala.or.jp/ohmiya/menu_ezohiyodori.html

@73292733
ネトウヨの日丸が来る理由
1,社会に馴染めない(自閉症候群
2,こころが貧しい
3,難民
4,籠池

図星かよ

This is a burning dust.

日本語を習うのが大変だけど、エロゲームが分かりたいから、諦めない。

kek
'a'
aaaaaaaa

なんて悲しい人生を持っている、君は

状態を正しくなってみるよ

youtu.be/ATVde-NvBSo?t=11m50s

she said under early twenties.

ひねた酒も悪くない

I hate howaito pigus in korea, do you feel same?

フランス語のエロゲ作ればいいんじゃないか

She's cute.

you mad because of the thread of this guy who said he fucked a shitton of girl in korea lmao?

especially, German

これが平均的日本人かな

I find her to be very cute anyway.

フランスエロ文章と漫画がたくさんあるんけど、残念ながらエロゲームがないと思います。

No but the thread reminds me of bad memories that a howaito pigu smashed down on my head with bottle for no reason at a club.

wtf did you call the cop on his ass?

that good feel when whites barely enter my district

日本で一番有名なエロ小説の出版社の名前はフランス書院文庫なんだよね
なんでかは知らない

フランスはロマンスと愛の国だと考えられてるから。
まあ、実は、パリのほうは。でも外国人の頭に、フランスで他の町がない

アメリカに行く事を固く決意しました
youtu.be/pBWSzRnJo4o

シェンムーIIをクリアしたところ(’3’)

Sounds awkward and absolutely not practical.

I mean fuck, there's a reason beyond the simple act of covering breasts that girls are wearing bras. Also, how about if they spill some very hot liquid?

I think that's your own fault for hanging around the wrong whiteys. Are you sure he wasn't a smelly slav?

ゲイ?
心配しなくてもトップレスの男が働くカフェもあるから安心して
youtu.be/OlyFh97zy7M

In phrase 狸爺
狸 - is Racoon or Badger?
How jap's different Racoon and Badger?

tfw no japanese bf

Tanuki is a raccoon dog.

女体盛りをすることがあるか?

Do you kidding me?
Seriously, please, how it's can be translated?

my life is empty without you pekka

I just wrote この人はしんだからかみになる on my test did I fuck up?

'He will become God'. You probably meant 「行く」

今度はヒヨちゃんと桜か(=´∀`)

僕はないけど、人の体に乗せた食べ物は食べたくない
狸爺 means like sly old fox
as this guy said, 狸 is raccoon dog, badger is 穴熊
I guess, you want to know how to know is "ムジナ" raccoon or badger.
It's difficult even scholars.

No i meant become.

Okay, I didn't know the context. It looks good to me.

>私ら人間の生活を上から眺めて賭けの対象してるとか
Whatever this means

>トップレスの男
ボトムレスがいいす
ボスレスならもっといいっす
でも男はダメっす
狸はタヌキじゃい
山中温泉でしました
わたしは すでに かみです
ほっとけ
つか?
それは「行く」ではなく「逝く」
穴兄弟はムジナっすね
神の悪戯

>悪戯 is itazura
holy shiiiitt

アライさんの画像ください

ストックホルムでテロ起こったか?瑞典人3大丈夫かな

pls help coming with a translation for this
>私ら人間の生活を上から眺めて賭けの対象してるとか眉唾っつーか都市伝説?

ロシアの方も大丈夫なの?

i dont think so

シベリアでは何事も起こらない。

3時だけど、松屋に人が多い

週末だからかな?

Turns out I just have the flu. My temperature was 39,5 two days ago, today it was 38,5
which means I will soon be able to jerk off again
I had a boner today but I thought I should wait until my head doesn't hurt anymore
I remember the last time I didn't jerk off for a longer time (2 weeks in Korea)
When I jerked off and watched porn again it felt sooo good and I blew a giant load
I can't wait for tomorrow. I will take a picture of the load for you

please tell me what is this bullshit youtube.com/watch?v=yBDyJQGSPl4

Do you genuinely like these or do you just like getting drunk?

do you have backpain?

do you have a brain?

No.

Hi Friends, I have a simple question.
What is the best way to say,
"I want to eat and drink"

is it:
食べて、飲みたいです。

or is it more natural to use ~たり ~たりしたい?
Thanks

...

i'm little hungry
where should i go すき家 or マクドナルド

I'm glad you don't have cancer.
Not that I cared at all or anything like that though.

kys kys kys kys kys

youtube.com/watch?v=BXt2UPEAy1E
3131.info/バラクーダ/日本全国酒飲み音頭/?trans=en


i think the later is more appropriate.

god i fucking hate The F
what a pathetic loser

その英訳は誤訳が多い思います(´・ω・`)

I hear only around 5% of Japanese have American blood from the occupation years, pretty low compared to Russian genes in East Germany for the same reason.

バーガーキング

are you taorila?
whats your opinion about the movie GitS?

>すき家
なつかしいーー!
ったく、今はもっと激しく日本に戻りたくなった。
飛行機チケットをかってください。

shit

食べたり飲んだりしたいです。
かな

oh the F don't you know you're going to die soon?
you shouldn't be so negative and enjoy your last days

「食べたくて飲みたい」はやっぱり変だよね。

Could someone please translate this?
お腹をさすってあげようー

dead frog

食べたいし飲みたい。
なら大丈夫かも

いやあ
ちゃんと摂生したほうがいいよ。

I have always wondered how it feels to end someones life
to be next to a person that seconds ago was able to scream
and then suddenly you're the only person in the room
the other person will never get up again. his life has ended and he is not there anymore
a few moments ago that person was still able to think about his life and everything and now he's dead
his brain is dead. i heard the last moments of your life appear like a really long dream
however this doesn't happen when somebody crushes your brain
it's something I don't want to think about this moment. it's sick

今日も二日酔い

oh i will never forget it

I give you my hand power for your stomach.

yes i cried
it is true
it was maybe a week or two it felt like a year
i looked in the mirror and the person I saw was not the same anymore
that day changed me
i destroyed my laptop screen
it took me a few days but I can say it still hurts

きっとエマニエル坊やがいるからだろう

(そういう時は)お腹をさすってあげましょう
的な意味なのか
(君の)お腹をさすってあげよう(じゃないか)
的な意味なのか
日本語って曖昧だね
"rub his/her stomach"?

何これ?

what the fuck is this autistic germ tilting at windmills ITT
almost as bad as the Greek jesus christ
I wanna pat ur belly :3

自閉症
精神病気
時間ありすぎ

なんだか、我々はウィーブだから、ダメ人間と思ってる。だから、私達に屈辱感を与えるためにダメ人間を真似してるかも。
それとも本当にダメ人間である。

さあ

とにかく、返事しちゃだめだよ。

Japs talking about me in the weeb language lol
I don't give a fuck about your replies. i have my japanese friends in this thread and know they love me