Why do racist Christians who post on Sup Forums worship a brown skinned first century Jew who had dark brown eyes and black hair? If he lived in America today most people would probably think he was a Mexican. Do you think Donald Trump would try to deport Jesus and throw him over the wall?
t. enlightened Hillary supporting atheist Canadian
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All Christians are Jews.
What we call Jew are Pharisees.
Why do cucked Canadians who post on Sup Forums worship a brown eyed, dark haired Jew?
"dark-skinned" people in Roman Palestine centuries before the Arab invasions.. *chuckle*
He isn't a Jew. He is a Pharisee
Christ was a Jew, just as you see them today. Not that I care about what he looked like but this is one of the lamest arguments here. He probably had bronze skin and the bible says he wouldn't be a comely man either in Isaiah. His appearance while he lived on earth is obviously not why we worship the Living God.
>middle easterners looked like Arabs long before the Arab invasions
nice try schlomo
Trump want to deport illegal immigrants,not mexicans.Just because they are mostly mexicans it doesn't mean it's an appartheid politic.Btw US drog problems roots in mehico.
This is based on actual research. European art Euoropeanizes him the same way that African art Africanizes him.
Jews didn't look the same as they do now. Back then they looked much more like other Middle Eastern people.
Does any of this even matter? If hypothetical Jesus has a U.S. passport or greencard he can stay. Skin color does not matter.
If Jesus was in the country illegally, yeah deport him, so what!
So you would deport the Son of God for not having a Green Card?
jew research
Hypothetically? Yes. Christ would need to enter the country legally if he wants to stay here. I'm not sure why this is such a dilemma.
Many are called, few are chosen.
People of the Levant had a Mediterranean look before the Arab rape train came. Jesus most likely had a complexion and facial characteristics similar to that of the Maronite Lebanese because they hid in the mountains from the rapists.
>This is based on actual research
Post the link then faggot.
>muh joo boogeyman
I don't even think the guy who did it was a Jew, and even if he was it proves nothing.
Enjoy burning in hell for your blasphemous racism.
Lebanese are farther north.
I know my scripture, clearly you don't. Jesus would not enter the country illegally. And its not racism to deport somebody.
In fact, I want all the Canadians deported too (I don't care what color you are, get the fuck out of MY country).
Did he enter Egypt legally when he was a baby?
It's not even the length of England the distance between Beirut and Jerusalem, they most likely looked alike.
yes
Christians really don't give a fuck what color Jesus was, do you really think that's what they sit around talking about at church? Every couple of years a story like this comes out and liberals parade it around as if it's some great BTFO of Christians but nobody really gives a fuck.
t. atheist
There are plenty of Lebanese people as dark as the reconstruction in the OP.
>Christians really don't give a fuck what color Jesus was
Lol are you kidding? Read this thread. They are completely losing their shit over his whiteness, shitposting European art that obviously has nothing to do with what he actually looked like.
>do you really think that's what they sit around talking about at church?
Yes. Don't you realize how shallow and stupid Christians are? They cover their Churches in his image and they always make him look like they do. In Africa, they make him black.
I'm not going to talk about this anymore. Christ is not some pawn for you to bat about in the middle of a political conversation. I was just answering your question. I'm done here.
Good bye.
>Hillary supporting atheist Canadian
>enlightened
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Christ is a faggot kike and I'm going to build a life sized doll of him, drag it to the nearest Church and anally rape it. Justin Trudeau will give me a medal for being so pro-LGBT and tolerant. Fuck Trump.
This is the real answer.
Lets forget the fact that calling Jesus a jew is a fundamemtally a flawed argument because the jewish identity has changed since His time and lets also forget the fact that before arab invasion people in roman palestine most likely looked different than they do now. Christians absolutely do not care.
As a man, Christ belonged to an ethnicity, yes, a gender, a family, a faction, but He was not just a man. Jesus was Gods Messiah and His message is timeless and without border and certainly salvation is raceless.
Leftist cannot even comprehend a worldview in which racial identity politics isnt the only driving force.
First you deny his Jewishness, then you deny his brown skin, then you deny everything Earthly about him because you think he was the son of the Magic Sky Fairy.
Truly anti-history in a post, right up there with Holocaust denial.
>100% Man
>100% God
Jesus was Judean. He belonged to a Jewish community, but was the enemy of contemporary Jews. Judaism since the time of Christ has been largely defined by their lack of belief in Jesus as the Messiah, a distinction that could not have been made before His birth.
I'm not denying His ethnicity, simply pointing out that the ethnicity He belonged to also no longer exists in its original form either.
But more than either of those things I am arguing that ethnicity, in this case, takes a back seat to His Word.
Again, leftists cannot comprehend a worldview in which identity politics isnt the driving force.
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>simply pointing out that the ethnicity He belonged to also no longer exists
simply pointing out that guys with northern European features didn't evolve to live in hot desert climates
Jesus was not the long-haired guy from Denmark everyone likes to depict
Long noses are evolved to deal with the dry air. So he had a long nose typical of the Middle East. Pale skin is evolved for northern climates to let the body make more vitamin D. Dark skin is evolved to deal with stronger sunlight.
So he did not have pale skin either.
Im well aware that no man-made art is worthy of Christ. I'm also aware of the fact that a community will depict Jesus according to their own customs of nobility and respectability. If a community whose holiest and most wise men always wore headbands and filed their teeth converted, i would fully expect to see their depictions of Jesus posess the same qualities. Thats just how art works.
Anyone in their right mind knows Jesus was not pale. But any medaeval European artist worth his salt knew that a serene, well groomed man who looked more like a local than a Muslim would more effectively draw people in.
>I'm also aware of the fact that a community will depict Jesus according to their desire for idealized propaganda fantasy
>idealized propaganda fantasy
you should check out the Vatican exhibit — all the bodybuilder disciples and blue-eyed Middle Easterners. There's even a painting showing Jesus with big muscles and a mostly bare chest.
Bible porn.
>because you think he was the son of the Magic Sky Fairy.
via rape
since apparently he has no wife
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I like how they chose the side that makes him look like a nigger to post on magazine's. Put long hair on the one on the left and it looks like a white neanderthal
Jesus never existed.
Germans were slaves / animal feed in Roman times.
Muslims destroyed Rome, freeing Germans, but Germans didn't want to become Muslims.
German Christianity is just a politically correct paganism designed to ally ourselves with our former slave masters against Islam. Our royal family are Druids.
This sounds plausible
there's plenty of blue eyed people in the levant
and the disciples all had bodies like 1984 Arnold
and Jesus was a hunk with big smooth pecs
so why do druze, alawis and samaritans, all ethnic groups native to the levant who don't marry outsiders or accept converts look white?
i try to tell everyone that but they dont understand it seems.
the world we live in is overrun with idiots sadly, WTF happened to the human race? where is the fucking logic? why is are they all blindly following the media like its god himself?
what a world we live in gypsiebro
what else was there to do
>jesus can you lift a stone that is this heavy you cant even lift it
>This is based on actual research.
They found a random skull, from a location that was inhabited by numerous peoples, from Hittites to Israelites and then declared wahat all people look like.
Those scientists need to be shot tbqh
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let's all pretend that evolutionary traits from the Middle East and Mediterranean don't exist
that Jesus was a guy from Denmark
>implying people from Judea is not tanned
>implying you can know Jesus hair and eyes color analyzing a two thousand years old shroud.
>mfw OP posted it again.
Hittites = Indo Europeans
Israelites entered into the region and took it over from Canaanites.
Jerusalem was called Jebus before the Israelites became FEUDAL LORDS.
Persians = Indo Europeans
Parthians = Indo Europeans
Greeks = Indo Europeans
Sea People = West Mediterranean
pic related = statue found in Adab from Sumerian occupation.
>posts idealized sculpture
look at all the statues of Antinous, and then look at the painting of him — get back to me about accuracy in statue making
(magically changed from a black Egyptian to the most idealized Caucasian via the power of sculpture)
go to hell you subhuman retard
>Pic related
Me. 100% Aramaic.
Like were Jesus-Christ and most of the prophets.
I don't know, but this is one of the few times I agree with leafposting. Sup Forums hates Judaism and Islam, Christianity is just another sandpeople religion.
I'd even respect them more if they went for some form of paganism.
And all jews and Christians are low-level Muslims.
Los Angeles and most of the West Coast is Sand People religion through Hollywood.
fascinating analysis
One can only be as a mirror of who he argues with.
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All semitic religions are gay to be honest family.
Keep all that faggot shit out of Europe.
Jesus wasn't a brown jew. He was a true nigga
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you filthy scum killed him !!
get out JEW normies
It's Armenian.
> it is a scientific proof in the popperian sense, if Jesus was black then there is no G*d
did you find that in a fortune cookie?
Armenian genocide happened
>All semitic religions are gay to be honest family.
No, they're all a bunch of horny hetero dudes writing virgin rape and concubine harem fantasies
yeah go ahead and prove all of that any time
easier to prove than Denmark Jesus
Heteros would never come up with Metzitzah b'peh
why do emasculated americans (aka canucks) always overcompensate on the net? Besides jesus was extremely redpilled about jews... despite technically being one and also being a hippy
yes they would
they are sexually repressive
gay men are the last people to advocate for ripping off the most sensitive and protective part of the penis
No, Christians are of a different branch entirely. Muslims became lesser than Christians because they smell like asshole and eat garbage out of trashcans.
your a dorable