ITT: We nerf each other's superpower

ITT: We nerf each other's superpower

>healing factor

I'm new how can i play?

you stay in a constant state of REM sleep

ability to be a tiger and human

You post a superpower and someone else has to make it moot in a funny or creative way.

>becomes tiger woods

good, i'm rich

Kek

Ability to turn into and back from any inanimate object

Can only transform in the absence of oxygen.

X-ray vision

There's always gold in my wallet that weigh exactly one ounce

>has the amazing ability to spawn solid lead buckets indefinitely
>slams lead bucket over your head

your move, four eyes

You an only xray man that are.60 or more

Only with your eyes closed

Godly intelligence

As long as the wallet remains closed

ability to manipulate magnetic fields

Stephen hawking levels of physical handicapiness

demands a pain quota to sustain its ability

At the expense of all 4 limbs

>only when not grounded

nice

wundernugget

intelligent to the point where nobody is smart enough to process the information

A football helmet

ability to teleport behind you

>make bigger buckets

Having something personnel, kid

only able to teleport flesh, all hair, fingernails, bodily fluids, and clothing or gear remain in place

bigger football helmet

Only when I'm not blockchaining

ability to maintain a healthy friendly relationship with every single person involved in my every day life. no drama or negative stigma towards anyone

ability to turn unite Africa and turn it into a utopia revenge colonizing Europe ;)

>nanomachine-infused bucket to reactively grow bigger with each bigger helmet

AIDS.

>Infinitely friendzoned

is cured with utopian technology

Only works if the whole population of africa is white and europe is black

Constantly smell of rotten eggs and mackerel

Your days become legsacks, and in legsacks there are no superpowers.

LOOOL

Ability to fly

If naked

I'm ok with this... There nothing like surprise buttsex from above

Can never lose when gambling

which requires taking away the patient's life to produce one vaccine for another patient

Hates gambling

The ability to accurately predict the future at most six hours in advance.

Only make enough to replace money spent

consistent wins cause you to get kicked out of every casino

forced to make important decisions a full day in advance

Ability to control other people's minds

Only if you can't have any effect on outcome

I am able to form and organize thoughts at the rate of 10,000,000 per second.

only when they or you are asleep

All you can think about is MLP porn

requires your name to be Charles Manson and the people to be on LSD

All of them have to be about farts

Unable to control own bodily functions

kek

Pyrokinesis.

Only turn into condoms for gay butt sex.

my entire body and insides are covered in an impenetrable gold paint, but i can still move around and do stuff normally, doesnt affect me at all outside of making me invincible

you're black

you are also a fish

Only in the rain

aka you piss literal fire

Unable to go longer than 12 seconds without burning something

You have to see through everything.

Paint clogs your insides leading to incredible pain

I'm fine with this

Complete control of the dopamine levels in my brain

ability to destroy all anime in Sup Forums

Truly free will

There's also a one ounce shit in there too.

Control over gravity (gravitational pull, repulsion, increase/decrease)

ability to make any food i want appear in front of me by saying/typing/signing/etc the name of the food

it's still full of black people

must post bananas instead

You can't control it well and could easily kill yourself with the chemical manipulation

since your insides are gold plated, and impenetrable your body wastes away because you cant absorb nutrients

paralysed

in the heat your gold heats to the point of frying you from the inside out

no i said it doesnt affect me at all

Destroyed anime will forever reside in you.

Bless martyr

But you're in a coma.

Sup Forums becomes all Andy six log threads

you incinerate everything within 3 feet of you

you get into an accident trying to eat it

X-ray vision

casino only pays out in funny money, in which the bank never accepts it as legal tender

Your changes affect the entire universe simultaneously

you also turn into that food

ability to make my OTP canon

as in, control of all gravity everywhere. like how everything pulls things closer to itself. so if you use your power too much you literally kill the entire earth

you lose self identity when doing so

You can whistle really loudly.

...

X-ray vision without bounds, you just see through literally everything all at once

so you see through that wall, and the wall behind it , and the car behind that, and the house behind that

every time you use it your vision degrades by a point