Well, well, well, WELL, well, well. Looks like word has gotten out that alpha king Donald Trump is the new president of America, and lo and behold, the beta leftist ding-dongs are crying cups and cups of sadness everywhere because they didn’t get their way. Well, guess what, libtards. Cry all you want, because I am VERY much enjoying things here in my LIBERAL TEARS BATHTUB, where I am washing the gunk from my CREASES with LIBERAL SNOWFLAKE TEARS in order to deal with my AGGRESSIVE and ALARMING skin problem.
Yep, that’s right, cucks. DONALD TRUMP is the leader of the free world, and yours truly is blissfully holed up in a lukewarm tub full of your pitiful yet SURPRISINGLY CURATIVE tears. I got this wretched belly skin that stinks like sin, with all kinds of putrid SILTLIKE BACTERIA growing in the FLAPS. It looks like a forest of oozing toenails sprouting out of muenster cheese, but instead of begging for OBAMACARE HANDOUTS to keep that shit at bay, I’ve discovered that your SJW chuckle-fuck tears make for a WONDERFULLY effective TOPICAL REMEDY that also tempers the SWEET-ONION STINK. Rub-a-dub-dub, P.C. asswipes! God-emperor Trump Benghazi’d the shit out of Crooked Hillary, and now all your bitch-ass snowflake tears are the HEALING SALVE in which I bathe, or my DECREPIT SKIN would likely fall off like a SNOW CONE BEING CHUCKED INTO A WALL.
USA! USA! USA!
Cont
Isaiah Miller
Before Trump, I tried everything to get this unruly skin fiasco under control, from EPSOM SALTS to OATMEAL SCRUBS to having my PASTOR’S DAUGHTER’S FERRET gnaw down the FLESHY OUTGROWTHS, but those things only EMBOLDENED the eruption of skin horrors within my CREASES. While all you left-wing welfare goobs were locked away in your SAFE SPACES merrily slobbing Barack Obozo’s gluten-free MICRO-KNOB, this bristled volcanic moonscape of a belly was growing SCARIER BY THE DAY, to the point where I once took my shirt off to swim in the ocean and NUMEROUS majestic blue whales BEACHED THEMSELVES out of fear of my gnarled sea monster torso. If you need any proof that Trump is MAKING AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, just check out the before-and-after photos of my shirtless bod—this shit is CONSIDERABLY LESS GROSS NOW thanks to you Killary-lovers’ MEDICINAL TEARS, without which I would DIE A SLOW AND AGONIZING DEATH.
Now, don’t get me wrong, you participation-trophy dipshits. My skin is still a God-disproving catastrophe. If I were to bare my flaps unto you, they would call to mind either a sarlacc cosplay or a lasagna DESPERATELY in need of delousing. But the more I lather your MAGNIFICENT LIBTARD TEARS into this BLISTERED NIGHTMARE HUSK of mine, the smoother and smoother it gets. And as long as our GLORIOUS AND SEXY LEADER Donald Trump keeps milking your RADICAL LEFTY TEARS with his AWESOME executive orders and BADASS SOCIAL MEDIA PRESENCE, this troubled belly skin should be SLEEK and CREAMY and NEUTRAL-SMELLING and PRESENTABLE just in time for a second term. Until then, I openly WELCOME DEATH.
So keep those lefty snowflake tears coming, cucks! PLEASE. DEAR GOD, PLEASE.
Matthew Green
tldr
Owen Gonzalez
Some really lazy copy pasta. God damn.
Liam Myers
If you CAN'T read this then you are NOT American
Kayden Morris
If you THINK this isn't MY pasta you are RIGHT
Christopher Rogers
I have followed the Middle Earth civil war since the beginning (ca. 3300 SA), and for a long time (roughly 3000 years) I believed the biased propaganda of the mass media, who sold the story that the Last Alliance was fighting for a free and democratic Middle Earth, were the rights of all ethnic groups would be protected. I also believed the demonization of President Sauron, claiming that he used rings of mass destrucion (RMDs). Maybe the Alliance started with good intentions. But as the conflict dragged on, more and more secular elves vannished and were replaced by increasingly fanatic foreign Rohirrim fighters. The turning point for me came when I watched a video of Gondorian and Rohirrim fighters pleading to fight for the following goal: "Haradrim to Umbar, Orcs in the Anduin!" Of course, I was very disturbed and triggered by this. At the same time, Gondorian atrocities like pic related (warning - NSFW) became increasingly common :,(. So I started to loose by unfair biases against Mordor. As I started to research, I discovered that many anti- Mordor claims were just filthy lies, probably by those sneaky Dwarwes who want to increase their illegal settlement in Moria and erect an Apartheid state, opressing the native orcs. For example, the claim that Mordors military is mostly mad up of the orc minority is copletely untrue: the large majority of Mordorian troops was made up of men.
Evan Ross
Also, the foreign help from Rhun is way less significant than the foreign help that Gondor receives from shady states like the Shire, the rich dwarwes of Erebor (who treat wounded radical fighter), and Lothlorien. We all know that Galadriel is just right know having a plebiszite to basically become a dictator. I don't think that that in the light of such foreign aid, the Rhunic help is immoral. Also, in contrast of rumours, Mordor is still an independent state and no puppet of Rhun! And who ever critizises the human right record of Rhun should better take a look at the SHIRE; getting stoned is a pretty real risk there among those barbaric hobbits.My last point in regard to wrong propaganda: Since the start of the Nazgul intervention, there was a lot of critizism against fell beast attacks. I know from a safe source that those attacks were never conducted against civilian targets or, Melkor forbid, Houses of healing (isn't ot funny how "the last one" was destroyed like 10 times?) So you might ask me, Letothe2, what your expert view on who this conflict will end? And I can really say, I'm very optimistic. The nazgul intervention succesfully managed to retake Ithilien, and I think we are all pretty amazed by the swift liberation of East Osigiliath. So I think the liberation of Gondor from the Gondorians is immanent. It remains to be seen who the situation between Sauron and Serok Saruman will wind out ( I really respect the uruk- hai for spreading feminism and creating a Utopian, racism free society with the Dunlendings. Nonetheless, and don't think the Canton of Isengard has the resources to spread lasting peace in Middle earth. Also, we all know that Galadriel hates Sarumans guts, so she might use the Ents as proxies against him. Oh, and do I think Sauron is the right person to deal with the infamous terror group " The fellowship", who have stolen the One Ring of mass destruction and have declared AL- Agorn the Caliph of the reunited kingdom? Absolutely.
Nicholas Ward
Sauron is just following in the footsteps of Melkor, the original revolutionary. The music and the echo of the music of Iluvatar and his porky Ainur was all about the subjugation of unutilized potentiality, and Melkor altered the sounds with his own music (what Maiar shills now call the 'discord' of Melkor) to counteract this. Having been alone for all eternity except recently, Iluvatar was severely socially retarded and began to screech autistically. The rest of the Ainur joined in, and the war of sound was really just Melkor calmly explaining his position that the Ainur should distribute the means of creation to the to-be-made mortals while they responded with a wall of shrill screaming.
Caleb Sanders
/thread >sage goes in all fields Sage
Kayden Watson
OP is a faggot
Jaxson Mitchell
This is why we have BASED trump for president.
Charles Ramirez
President deniers exist. Faggots don't even science.
Andrew Cooper
Sad!
Ethan Brooks
why is there a ribbon coming out her pusspuss
David Young
>fuckin Numenoreans giving arms to the irrelevant radical Arnor resotrationists despite the fact that it'll shit up the region for generations, mire the area in horrible war, and trigger a mass Elvish refugee crisis
Fuck Western meddlers, support uruk-hai liberation fighters against debased Ar-Pharazon imitating imperialists, long live Saruman ok
William White
Those are her beef curtains you fucking cuck
Nathaniel Foster
You sound like a fucking libtard. Go back to college where you belong you twat.
Lincoln Gutierrez
>pusspuss KEK'D SO HARD
Easton Jones
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Bentley Phillips
Right now, I am sipping on a glass of liberal tears that were collected on election night. Very sweet flavor.... MAGA!!!!
Owen King
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Jose Green
SHE is also a FURRY and PROUD!
Jaxson Nguyen
HAHA STUPID LIBERALS (and conservatives)
Cameron Brown
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Dominic Hill
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Kayden Nelson
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Julian Reyes
>libtard >implying I support Denethor in his revisionist attempts to create a peaceful settlement while the reactionary holdouts of the Last Alliance remain in place >implying I believe there could be compromise with or tolerance of maiar-inspired fascism >implying a violent liberation of the whole of middle-earth by its downtrodden peoples, including the expunging of even the most "reasonable" and liberal Gondor loyalists, isn't the only way
Study politics fuckwad
Lucas Turner
Angela MERKEL is brainwashed because she is a nuclear scientist and the polonium rotted her brain use to nothing. SAD. LOW ENERGY PhD
Isaiah Stewart
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Aaron Mitchell
YOU need to find GOD and leave ISIS you liberal CUCK
Colton Ward
sauce
Josiah Nelson
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Gavin Brooks
Sauce motherfucker
Ayden Cooper
>god >not upholding the legacy of comrade morgoth
What are you even doing
Wyatt Rivera
that is a shit boob job
Jose Clark
Our GLORIOUS PRESIDENT is a total CUCK because his wife FUCKS for MONEY while he WATCHES
