ITT We nerf each other's superpower

ITT We nerf each other's superpower

>can leap buildings in a single bound

Can only leap buildings, that is stationary/immobile structures built by humans for the purpose of occupying.

Destroy shitty one punch man cartoon ;)

can be second

always land on a fucking lego

>shitty
>cartoon

Ability to spot a retard

cannot leap over knee high rock then break your neck

I can run at the speed of sound

can't move at normal speed

hello there :^)

But the friction would melt you skin.

No legs

Super strength

But never first.

Can't stop moving

have the ability to make female labias talk, and when they talk, they use completely straightforward language that tells you what the girl is thinking.

nb4 once you make them talk, they don't shuttup, so you also have the ability to make them shuttup

Ever try to make love to woman with a super strong cock?

Only able to use strength on insects

can instantly cause orgasm in any person i choose, including myself

but only in frictionless environments

Gay

Telekinesis

They only speak spanish.

Strength of a bear.

WW3 starts but my country is left unaffected

You're deaf.

Only 50% of statements will be true

No genitalia

Healing factor

Omniscient and omnipotent
Nerf that

yes. can confirm her dick was awesome.

You live in N.Korea.

but all orgasms yo cause end up in your mouth

You have to listen to what a woman is thinking

You CANNOT LOOK AWAY!

But the orgasam never ends

Winnie the Pooh

Pheromone control

Ability to convince anyone, anything

Uber-lie

only use that power when you have a bigger blacker dick in you

infinitly bored and lonely, leaving teh only option to kys/reset

Wits of a cicada

>Healing factor
Can't heal emotional wounds.

Ah I see that super strong colon is holding up nicely.

In a world with no buildings

It's a newborn bear.

Fucking kek

But you only speak hebrew, so you're just a normal jew.

>Can cum gallons with every ejaculation

you are the last of your species

I can make any woman orgasm by making eye contact and winking at them 0

They only go in your mouth.

>Uber-lie
People can't understand you.

You're blind.

can form flash mob with perfect choreographed dance moves

Can transform into any animal whenever I want.

How is this a nerf? ;^)

>you're gay

Everyone's black.

My sperm can be spread airborne.

You're gay and find women's orgasms icky.

It's always the macarena.

most people don't believe you even exist

You have to pay childsupport.

Furries know about it.

all of your body's energy production is geared towards nutting, leaving you with a massive dehydration headache that takes a good week plus to repleanish (leaving you in agony) and sapping intel above basic motor funtions

it's a dance there will always be one

Dub trips tellin the troof

You have polio.

...

you are the larch

the larch

KEKEKEKEKEKEKEK

You only look in mirrors.

Time travel

Your brain transforms too, making you only as smart as whatever animal you turn into. No guarantees you'll be smart enough to be able to turn back.

You're black.

5 year recharge between each trip in either direction.

You break your dick every time.

with the hair shorn from your scrotum, you can make the finest silks

Your body goes back to baby, to embryo, to speak cell, to single cell depending on how far you go back

You can only travel forward in time at one second per second.

*sperm dammit

Silks always smell like asshole/nuts

You only have a rusty razorblade.

You constantly release electricity and have an American-style electrical outlet in the middle of your chest

You only grow that hair once in your life.

Blind.

...

idiots will try to stick a fork into you

The ability to hold my breath infinitely.

When you travel, your position in space relative to the rest of the universe doesn't update with you.

If you travel forward/backwards and the Earth is in a different position in orbit, you'll suffocate in space.

Gay bear.

At a rate of 1v

Only makes retard mutant children

that's still pretty damn strong

I can read other people's minds

Healed parts grow back black.

without the ability to survive it

You can no longer breath subconsciously.
Full manual breathing for the rest of your life.

you can jump the heights but you can't land them.

but the speed makes it unable for you to see

it was actually all a dream and you're an autistic 30 y o sitting on your mothers couch covered in piss

but they dont call you back for a second date

face of a bear, cant talk

canada

but you're made up

but you lose your memories and human thought

They hear your thoughts back while linked.

Blind

But you stink.

>cut dick off