ITT We nerf each other's superpower
>can leap buildings in a single bound
ITT We nerf each other's superpower
>can leap buildings in a single bound
Can only leap buildings, that is stationary/immobile structures built by humans for the purpose of occupying.
Destroy shitty one punch man cartoon ;)
can be second
always land on a fucking lego
>shitty
>cartoon
Ability to spot a retard
cannot leap over knee high rock then break your neck
I can run at the speed of sound
can't move at normal speed
hello there :^)
But the friction would melt you skin.
No legs
Super strength
But never first.
Can't stop moving
have the ability to make female labias talk, and when they talk, they use completely straightforward language that tells you what the girl is thinking.
nb4 once you make them talk, they don't shuttup, so you also have the ability to make them shuttup
Ever try to make love to woman with a super strong cock?
Only able to use strength on insects
can instantly cause orgasm in any person i choose, including myself
but only in frictionless environments
Gay
Telekinesis
They only speak spanish.
Strength of a bear.
WW3 starts but my country is left unaffected
You're deaf.
Only 50% of statements will be true
No genitalia
Healing factor
Omniscient and omnipotent
Nerf that
yes. can confirm her dick was awesome.
You live in N.Korea.
but all orgasms yo cause end up in your mouth
You have to listen to what a woman is thinking
You CANNOT LOOK AWAY!
But the orgasam never ends
Winnie the Pooh
Pheromone control
Ability to convince anyone, anything
Uber-lie
only use that power when you have a bigger blacker dick in you
infinitly bored and lonely, leaving teh only option to kys/reset
Wits of a cicada
>Healing factor
Can't heal emotional wounds.
Ah I see that super strong colon is holding up nicely.
In a world with no buildings
It's a newborn bear.
Fucking kek
But you only speak hebrew, so you're just a normal jew.
>Can cum gallons with every ejaculation
you are the last of your species
I can make any woman orgasm by making eye contact and winking at them 0
They only go in your mouth.
>Uber-lie
People can't understand you.
You're blind.
can form flash mob with perfect choreographed dance moves
Can transform into any animal whenever I want.
How is this a nerf? ;^)
>you're gay
Everyone's black.
My sperm can be spread airborne.
You're gay and find women's orgasms icky.
It's always the macarena.
most people don't believe you even exist
You have to pay childsupport.
Furries know about it.
all of your body's energy production is geared towards nutting, leaving you with a massive dehydration headache that takes a good week plus to repleanish (leaving you in agony) and sapping intel above basic motor funtions
it's a dance there will always be one
Dub trips tellin the troof
You have polio.
...
you are the larch
the larch
KEKEKEKEKEKEKEK
You only look in mirrors.
Time travel
Your brain transforms too, making you only as smart as whatever animal you turn into. No guarantees you'll be smart enough to be able to turn back.
You're black.
5 year recharge between each trip in either direction.
You break your dick every time.
with the hair shorn from your scrotum, you can make the finest silks
Your body goes back to baby, to embryo, to speak cell, to single cell depending on how far you go back
You can only travel forward in time at one second per second.
*sperm dammit
Silks always smell like asshole/nuts
You only have a rusty razorblade.
You constantly release electricity and have an American-style electrical outlet in the middle of your chest
You only grow that hair once in your life.
Blind.
...
idiots will try to stick a fork into you
The ability to hold my breath infinitely.
When you travel, your position in space relative to the rest of the universe doesn't update with you.
If you travel forward/backwards and the Earth is in a different position in orbit, you'll suffocate in space.
Gay bear.
At a rate of 1v
Only makes retard mutant children
that's still pretty damn strong
I can read other people's minds
Healed parts grow back black.
without the ability to survive it
You can no longer breath subconsciously.
Full manual breathing for the rest of your life.
you can jump the heights but you can't land them.
but the speed makes it unable for you to see
it was actually all a dream and you're an autistic 30 y o sitting on your mothers couch covered in piss
but they dont call you back for a second date
face of a bear, cant talk
canada
but you're made up
but you lose your memories and human thought
They hear your thoughts back while linked.
Blind
But you stink.
>cut dick off