/heem/: R E N A edition

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Previous thread: News:

>Khabib's manager on Tony, Conor fights
mmajunkie.com/2016/12/manager-after-khabib-nurmagomedov-kills-tony-ferguson-were-going-for-big-cobra-conor-mcgregor

>Thatch on losing skid
mmajunkie.com/2016/12/brandon-thatch-discusses-losing-skid-and-chance-to-rebound-at-ufc-207

>Article about Nunes
mmafighting.com/2016/12/27/13993322/amanda-nunes-ufc-ronda-rousey-miesha-tate-nina-ansaroff

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DON'T BRING THE SCHAUB OUT OF ME

Just had a yuge meal

Feel a big brown coming on lads.

THIS IS THE REAL ONE, FUCK

I walk a lonely road

literally who

>autists sperg out about me making threads early
>don't make one early
>someone makes another thread

this is the exact reason I started doing this

>yfw Nunes subs Ronda

>the op matters
>only I can make the op
This is y ur autistic

Wouldn't really be a surprise.

it will happen

cruz

pictaram.com/media/1413081649986194065_3019674104

Can anyone make this into a webm please?
I've tried several times but it still won't let me upload it anywhere.

Also how do people know dom goes to movies alone?

Sup Forums doesn't allow sound in webms

Welcome to If I Did It. A show where analyze and solve PR kerfluffles from the MMA world and beyond!

I think he said it in an interview one time

REVENGE OF THE LANKLETS

Yeah I detached the audio and it still said no audio allowed so I tried to decode the webm so it wouldn't think it had sound but I have no idea what I was doing and it didn't work

/ourguy/

>implying there is anything wrong with going to the movies alone

making it right now
Sup Forums doesn't allow sounds in webms (for whatever fucking reason) and has an upload limit of 3mb, so it may not be what you had in mind

holy sheet

romero is the next GOAT

Cody may not win but I know he's gonna have Cruz hurt and wobbly at one point.

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Just came back from boxing

Havent done any fighting for over a year. I can see the shots but cant react properly to them, am I done or will it improve as I trane? Im 21

there is sound webms but only on a select few boards

oh yeah, they're allowed on /wsg/
i think it also has a higher upload size limit as well, bot sure about that tho

Thank you very much
It is a funny webm

>am I done or will it improve as I trane?
I don't see why you wouldn't improve

DELETE THIS

kek

You might like this one

Gossiping h8r DNBs btfo again

tb h I just needed someone to tell me I can

thanks lad

Struve's shit fight IQ will get him murked here, AGAIN.

I 'preciate that you dont constantly sperg out and shit post like bulgaria. You're not so bad for a tripfagging mother fucker

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#StruveSurge is real, he's a new beast, a Schilt with PREMIER grappling. The white Jon Jones with legitimate one punch KO power now that he's bulking

He will heem JdS, Werdum, and Stipe again IN THAT ORDER to get the strap

#andNEW

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hey man, Romero wasnt even an MMA fightter until he was in his 30's. Youo can do it Dutchbro. Bas Rutten believes in you

No cams at the real weigh ins means she comes at whale weight

The fix is in

>being a gossiping dnb
Lmao @ ur """"life""""

U h8rs are pathetic

that rumor has been confirmed false tho

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TIL Travis Browne didnt even do any martial arts until he took jiu jitsu classes at 25

After his first paycheck from the UFC, he bought himself a hot dinner, Brendan Schaub spent his on a new Harley Davidson

What ever happened to ol' TJ? Exploding knees?

lmao bud

This, when will manlets learn?

Concussions

who hyped for the rizin events

Thanks, means a lot

I feel really sorry for Rory, he seems like a pretty shitty person but he really wanted the belt.

just realized that the guy doing the heeming in this webm is thomas almeida

#ynuevo

Size don't mean shit when you don't use it. Struve has been heemed several times in his career because he never capitalizes on his ridiculous reach.

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>Also how do people know dom goes to movies alone?

This only makes dom more of /ourguy/

>There are goofs wh don't like seeing thomas almeida collect souls

you know why he doesnt know how to use his reach? He didnt start with kickboxing like overeem did. He started with mma

MMA in this country is 90% grappling(no wrestling tho)

Dom would think all of you NEETs are pathetic.

How does he get past the no singles policy?

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his friends and gf left him when he was injured
punished cruz showed them all when he won the belt again

Think he gets a title shot after Woodley vs. Wonderboy 2?

was meant for

If he beats Maia

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Dom being our guy was a meme, he showed that he has friends

our true guy is Dillasnake, nobody likes him, comes off autistic and bland in interviews, only friend is his autist coach

>I don't rate wmma

He's only beaten one Top 10 guy. I think he needs to beat somebody like Kim (after his next fight) or maybe a gatekeeper like Condit.

Condit vs Cowboy would be a spicy goddamn affair imo

>Dom being our guy was a meme
An embarrassingly forced one at that.

He'll just choke again

Why even give him a title shot

Heems guy is Schaub
My guy is Cody
Your guy is Bas Rutten

or this. Maia is the sleeper #1 contender.

Yea but Travis Browne has abnormal amounts of atheltisim for a HW.

But he gets dealt with every time be faves an elite fighter. Even Mitrione was beating his ass until he eye poked him.

Reality is the martial arts and those who train it are different from basketball players. You have to love the sport, love the techniques, love getting hit and learning every day.

That's why even if Usain Bolt or Micheal Phelps started learning how to fight and trained MMA chances are they would get heemed by any one in the top 20 of whatever division they fight in.

Matt brown has had a rough time lately but he is still on th same level as the top 10 guys

This raises the question: Do ranked wins matter if you're beating guys who aren't highly ranked but you're just destroying them? Welterweight is a deep division and Cowboy has run through 4 solid 170ers this year and only one of them was actually competitive (and it still ended in a savage heem).

Quality vs Quantity?

>taking selfies of yourself alone at the cinema

Fucking weird in its own right.

quality and quantity is ideal, but quality is generally better

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>inb4 spainsperg

Weidman is and has always been our singular boy

I think Dom just stopped caring about what people think. Taking like 3 years away from the sport you've dedicated your life to can put things in perspective. By that same token, I wouldn't be surprised to see him retire whenever he loses that belt.

>Not having Banana as your boy

I think well he is the first person to stop rick story with strikes and rick was ranked 9 at the time I think that is a pretty high quality win Tbqhwy FaM

>his country's only "good" mma fighter is enrique marin

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He is so shallow to still mention his ex gf in high manner when she left him after he was injured for so long.

Cam't stand it when he himself calls others shallow, the hypocrit.

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What are you talking about?

I want to see Cerrone go through a legit gatekeeper before I get my hopes up for a title shot. Cowboy hasn't performed well in any of his title bouts since his first fight with Bendo.

Once again, a win over Maia or Condit would be telling.

>mfw a muslim russian becomes the UFC Lightweight champion

Will Spain kill himself?

dam this one is hard

France and UK will become rare flags.

Matt Browne has a win over Thompson. So Cowboy beating him had title contention all over it.

But Maia doesn't want to fuck with his chances at a title shot and will fight anybody at 185 to avoid that shit including a rematch with silva.

I still think Cowboy has rough road but he could have beaten Robbie Lawler when he was champ.

But Thompson and Woodley and Maia are just terrible match ups for him. Too big and will smother him. Or in Thompsons case a superior striker in every way and would heem Donald spin kick like.

Cowboy could beat Lawler, Macdonald, Conduit, Hendricks . But Lawler got deleted, Macdonald got deleted and went to Bellator to fight chumps for cash while he recovers, Conduit retired and won't fight someone for Jackson's Camp. Hendricks was USADAed and is a punching bag with no belt contention since Maia chocked him tf out.

Cerrone decided to jump up at the worst time to make a run for a belt.

GOAT Mac?

Its Conor right?

>Alright user, we hear you have a lot of good ideas! how do we fix the UFC?

conor mctappy

who has the better chin Nick or Nate?

>Cerrone decided to jump up at the worst time to make a run for a belt.

This is actually the best time cause he's 3rd in line.

No

this one is a casual filter tb h