Russia is weak. It couldn't even have a ship in the region before the US triggered our happening

Russia is weak. It couldn't even have a ship in the region before the US triggered our happening.

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Still shot down 61% of our missiles and prevented any damage to the runways

>implying Trump wanted to damage any further.

well............. bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-36385839

Go ahead and hack it, no one is using nukes against the US.

Shut up faggot, all the discussions we've had on this have been actually been good. Better than the same shitposts 24/7

floppy discs .....even north korea doesn't use floopy discs and N.Korea is atleast remotely trying to annihilate U.S

>north korea doesn't use floopy discs
Because their missile systems are controlled by Microsoft, like Russians.

Why do you think the US is treating countries that are trying to get nukes like shit compared to ones who are already launching? Because we control them already.

ughh i agree with all that shit except u don't control China and India . yeah thats not gonna happen

>yeah thats not gonna happen
>t; Microsoft call agent
It already happened.

ohh boy.......nice one user but still screw america ..

America is in charge, just get used to it.

oh boy now you've done it
here comes the entire russian navy
and it's fuming with rage!!!!!!

please don't kill us

>Fire 60 tomahawk missiles costing 90 million dollars
>Fail to destroy anything important

>I-its not like I w-wanted to destroy the airfield. Baka!

indeed leader of the free world

More like they don't care. Or maybe they were asleep which would just be another form of they don't care.

>Medvedev
Unless it's Putin or Lavrov who even cares?

i don't want to die

You better shape up.

We want 1/3 of Syria and Trump isn't asking.

>Russian's don't even have a ship within 18 hours of the area
>R-Russia is so stronk

Mighty USA, i scared of you

>mfw these fucking morons are so caught up in their personality cult around a senile reality tv host that they're willing to start a world war over literally nothing

You dont have to die, you have to serve America.

You should be, we will be at your borders next week in N. Korea.

everything you say my lord

>I was sucking my thumb when Obama was elected.

Good... good.

Russians are shit with a degrading military. That doesn't mean the US attack was successful

I was sucking ur moms clit bitch LMAO

Really though fuck off: it's in no one's interest but KSA and Saudi Arabia that Assad be deposed

>That doesn't mean the US attack was successful
It got them to react you moron, now Russia has to give us what we want. Kurds will get their own area and this will finally be done.

Move on to N. Korea.

>it's in no one's interest but KSA and Saudi Arabia that Assad be deposed
For the conflict in the middle east to truly end, Assad needs to leave and Syria needs to be split.

You don't mean that.

Russia is a very weak eastern European economy.

>It got them to react you moron, now Russia has to give us what we want.
Oh wow.
Our missiles are pretty degraded as well. I wouldn't make fun of them.

this
shity shit in ruski

>I wouldn't make fun of them.
>Russia literally has to wait until the next morning to threaten your country
You're a quick one.

This idiot need to to shut up. No one in the same mind want to fuck with America.

>No one in the same mind want to fuck with America.
You work for Donald Trump now.

Now attack N. Korea.

ytjuri,

Boring I better at shitposting on Sup Forums.

>I better at shitposting on Sup Forums.
I completely understand, any day could be your last.

People on /k/ we're discussing disposing of old ordinance before the news that only 23 hit the target came out, in order to get newer missiles in rotation and give money to Raytheon. I hope the remaining 36 didn't hit civilian areas. That would be hilariously inept and tragic.

No idea how accurate any of this is but it would help explain the massive missile spam.

>in order to get newer missiles in rotation and give money to Raytheon
Made in America.

They fucked some civilian up but nobody cares because they were alawits

If any of the west European countries (Excluding Eternal Anglo sphere) were sanctioned like Russia is they would be collapsing and having famines within 2 months

Please invade and civilize us!

>They fucked some civilian up
Proofs?

OH we will.

I will drive the drone that bombs your house from here in the US.

I will put celebratory ribbons on it before it flies away. USA USA USA!

We already decorated it, you are dead when it arrives. Its not meant for you to see.

The missiles killed 6 servicemen but no need of any civilian casualties

Ok, I'll try my hardest to pretend that I don't see it to keep the Drone-chan happy.

>The missiles killed 6 servicemen
NICE!

Don't worry you wont see it, they will be undetectable by radar and by unaided eyesight.

We are going to make this quick and easy for Russia.

behave please or you are next.

You don't need to be strong to push a button.

It doesnt matter. What matters is Putin is confirmed to be a fucking pussy just like the former soviet leaders. We literally own the world now!

Russians should have pushed the buttons 2 days again and didnt or couldn't

Either way Russia BTFO

blurry line.
p sure international crises count as "international discussion"

You need to be strong to test Putin. Trump exposed him as a soft pussy

Just like they were one step away from fighting Turkey and we were one step away over Crimea.

We should bomb Crimea and force Putin out of Ukraine. Just for the lulz because we can.

Toot toot

>You need to be strong to test Putin.
Putin has been a US agent since the beginning and now hes going to give up Syria.

>Just like they were one step away from fighting Turkey
Putin even called Turkey the 'associates of terrorists'.

When Trump makes the call, Putin will destroy Turks.

>ramp

lol wtf is britain doing

>cancer on earth vs savage drunkards kill eachother over duneninjas

ill watch, please continue

WOW THANKS BANANA

is this american?

t. Someone with an understanding of U.S. history.

nigger detected

Only Russians will be killed, please catch up.

See? The US are liberators.

who should we liberate next? i am seriously loving this shit

N Korea is coming next.

And now that we completely humiliated Russia; they will do most the work for us again.

Yeah we should nuke N Korea. What about the Ukraine/Crimea. I think we should punish Russia further.

>he missiles killed 6 servicemen but no need of any civilian casualties
I hope it was their version of chair force desk jockys.

>What about the Ukraine/Crimea. I think we should punish Russia further.
If Russia doesn't deliver we will have Ukraine join NATO also. Maybe give them nukes back.

>all these retarded yanks ITT
cant wait to see them turning into a pile of radioactive dust, just for the keks

The STATE of Americans knowledge of the sole (broken) Russian aircraft carrier.

>bombing an active volcano
Just step aside and the big guns handle this, Europoor.

Ukraine can not join nato or eu cuz they have "questionable territories"

No it's Russia's. Do those look like American or British planes?

Why can't they build more? Or we can give them one of ours. As a child we always did that, if the other team was weaker we would give them a couple of our good players and still beat them.

>Ukraine can not join nato or eu cuz they have "questionable territories"
Even if we get a small piece of it, we win.

Then the military installations get set up nice and quick.

this 8 year old kid speaks the truth, it's totally not her father who was behind the post

This is American shit posting. You do understand that don't you? I'm not the one doing it but it's pretty obvious.

Planes? I see no planes. It is a thumbnail size pic for christ's sake.

>we get a small piece of it
you can not go agains your own rules can you?
it's just does not work that way

who exactly is going to turn us into dust?
500 tomahawks in belgrad tomorrow.

We don't need much to antagonize Russia, since Russia is pretty much on its knees anyway.

We are going to control land on your border, just accept it. If not Ukraine then in N Korea.

>we're just pretending to be retarded
evey time

>pretending to be retarded
>pretending to be a superpower that can nuke anyone in this thread
how is that ""pretending"". it is HAPPENING. i am serious

You don't see the light blue objects in front of the ramp?

Obviously not the picture is too small for any detailed observation.

I'm not. I posted

oh no I'm so afraid

Well I can see them. Also Britain has no working carriers and ours are rampless nukes.

Do you seriously believe you can win against this?

Everytime things start going Russia's way in some conflict, like Ukraine or Syria, something strange and unexplained happens (Malaysian flight and now this chemical attack) that doens't make much sense but that triggers off some disproportionate NATO/US reaction, based on presumptions of guilt only and no clear proof that Russia (or Assad here) is behind.

not afraid but jealous. you had a mighty superpower once but you crossed the line. so you have been reduced to a cuck state. of course you feel bad about us being the world police.

>world police.
The whole point of policing is to keep the peace. Not start another proxy war because your retard president can't control his autism.

>based on presumptions of guilt only and no clear proof that Russia (or Assad here) is behind.
Young syrians are speaking out, Russia can't hide behind its cold war puppets forever.