Walk into your bedroom

>Walk into your bedroom
>You find Taylor Swift standing there

Wat do?

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call da PO-LICE

>Oh hi!
>*Awkward silence*
>It's been a while since the last time you just decided to show up

Tell her that her music is terrible but she's quite attractive. Also ask her what Jew has incriminating evidence on her that made her have to take the black dick.

>Do a 360
>Walk away

Get the fuck outta my house you flat-assed stuck up whore!
jk drug and fuck.

Leave before she writes an album slamming me and my sense of dress

turn 360 degrees and walk away

Taylor we've been through this before.

No more cats; he's mine.

You'd still be facing her....

fuck off newfag

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Thank Kek for the new ironing board.

Long life Sup Forums trap queen forever!

ask her how the fuck she got past my dog

Get her to unblock the shitter!

My sides are in orbit

fling shit at her

Poor girl have become a Sup Forums meme. I feel a bit sorry for her.

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Do a 360 and leave before i get sued

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id ask her what shes doing here.

>hit in the face with my fist
>yell: stop making music, you have no talent!!!
>start kicking her while she's lying on the floor
>force her to say: i'm an untalented whore
>spit on her and tell her to gtfo

Breed

>stammer nervously and ask what's going on
>hoverhand during awkward hug
>hoverhand during awkward photo
>respond to all her questions with "yeah" or "um"
>hoverhand during pitiful goodbye hug
>go to room and fap furiously, thinking of all the suave and cool things i would have said if those stupid cameras hadn't been there making me nervous
>cum thinking about how great she smelled and how yummy her feet looked in those shoes
>cry myself to sleep

Summer

Shoot the stupid cunt in the head for trespassing

and then fuck her corpse

I would request tits & timestamp or gtfo.
If she did not gtfo, I would ignore, as she's obviously baiting me.

"Wanna take a nap?"

Show her the dolls, I guess

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Kill with fire. Bitch is ugly af.

"hi pls go away"

>*unzips pants*
>"well... what are you waiting for"

Why, in that situation, I supposed I would do Taylor Swift, sir.

I Thank here for renovating my room. Pretty sweet that my room has a deck at second floor.

I'd send her back to the sex robot factory and demand some of my money back or some free accessories for the Dakota bot they were supposed to send.

>check out my frog collection
>leaves

DO SEX UP HER

Call the cops