Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun

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Oh my...

My 3rd eye has been opened

...

Claim
still here

...

Ayy

Exactly. I want a neet wife like Gabbu. Or a lazy wife like Taiga.
Hi

Still here.
>>ERP-Sama

Oh, hey.

Oh, hey.

Ello ^.^

Slut me, Yuno

...

It's pretty dead in here....I just....fuck

Claiming all waifus.

Rem~

0.0 ok

Steal

Did that happen in between Yuno killing literally every girl Yuki knew?

Nou

Hi Koume~
How are you?

Good~!
What about you ~?

This cutie is my waifu for laifu

No waifu no laifu
Too many waifu will ruin your laifu

Noo U

How many waifu is too many?

I'm doing great, I feel myself growing tired though. That's a cute picture for a cute you

I'm not cute!
If you're tired go to bed and we can cuddle

Yeh and it was a good episode just cos of this

I have a lot to do for today still, but sure, I guess I can do that.

Yay~!

The suddenness, why if I may ask?

Well I guessed you'd like to cuddle if you're tired!

More than one waifu will ruin your laifu

I should've claimed the twins then, they're technically one person...

It doesn't work that way you polygamist heretic.

The only way that would work is conjoined or Siamese twins.

Yamai was one spirit, at some point it split into Kaguya and Yuzuru

They're one spirit so fuck your rules

That is like denying one of them a spirit.

One of them well end up being empty.

And that's just cruel.

They're both half of one spirit, so they both have half of the power they had together
Even their weapons can combine

And it'd be cruel to split them up anyway

Well, you're right in that aspect, but only a few here (like two or three) have that privilege

I don't know, I still feel it would get complicated somewhere down the line.

More than one waifu WILL ruin your laifu.

Having a waifu is cruel. You're basically denying them the warm embrace of your body. And you will forever be without theirs.
Plus I'd like to cuddle with you, judging from your legs.

Claiming Yamai is only a single claim

It's like how Harvest is only one stand in Jojo

why isn't there a hot girl stand

does it really matter how many waifus he's claiming at once when he's being a heretic anyway?

Better than an ERPing avatarfag.

I dunno. It still feels like heresy.

TRUUUUUE

Ah, right you seen them and I have a faint memory or yours.
>legs in image
Hnnngh

Yeah. I have a waifu but it makes me sad that I'll never know her touch

it's not that bad if you don't have anyone touching you anyway

I don't see what benefit that would have

You can't take one bondage twin without the other, it's just how it works

k.

beepboop

youtube.com/watch?v=UAPVcsDOU9U

Waifu

Claim a stand user

youtu.be/NjxNnqTcHhg

why. I want a stand

Used to listen to that LP when I was a kid, makes me feel old . . .

I kinda wanna see your butt!

Can someone explain to me the point of waifus?

"we" are in general depraved of human interaction/affection
"we" escape into a world that is different enough to be a reasonable place to fantasize, the real world doesn't allow that since you'd be reminded of yourself
then you crush on a girl... and you can just project the personality traits you like onto her

it's a culmination of supporting factors to what basically amount to loneliness

Here

there characters witch if were real you wold marry so in affect your waifu is what the perfect girl for you would be like

Oof, gonna have to wait on that. Discord only though.

Hi tomo hows your butt

Laying in bed

Okay! Koume#6623 if you want to add me!

what happened to Tomo's butt?

Did you just get up?

How old are you?

Many things

-Yuno

Yeah. Slept in today

Depends on who you ask. It can be a 2D crush, genuine love, only an avatar, a source of inspiration, fapbait, or anything that makes that particular character the best in your own eyes. When you find her, you just know she's your best girl, other opinions be damned.

Mid 20's, you?

I was born in October of 2003

Here's mine

Almost 20

>Underage
Prepare for ban

Ah I see got up to to much wiled partying last night did we?
Would you like a pacifier
Hnggggg that's sexy

....you totally missed the joke

that's awful!
what happened to your butt?

Neat, I'll add you.

Partying? You're funny.Nothing at all.

>I was born in October of 2003
someone asked for age...we are all "anonymous" Sup Forums started in October of 2003 hell some of yall are slow

deathbattlefanon.wikia.com/wiki/Sans_vs_Mai_Minakami

no it wasn't
Are you telling me you were not dropping it like it was hot?
Oh god I'm slow

Don't mind me. Just claming

oh! that's good then. I'm glad you're booty's okay.
well now I just have no idea what's going on.

I was actually born in September 2003

That's nice

>I was actually born in September 2003
I was born during the best part of the 80s...at the end lmao [time to piss off all the 80s people lol] 1989

Nope nothing like that yuno. You claim the robo. Yeah yuno just always is on about it for some reason

Sluts everywhere.

Cool, so you're not super young.
There's a bunch of people older than me here, but the majority seem to be 20 or younger.

Evening LoveAnon
>I'm glad you're booty's okay.
Made me chuckle.

have you been here the past few days?

there's nothing wrong with being obsessed with ass!
hello

Ehh yes and no. Been on about 8 to 10 hours later.

that explains it i guess

Hey hey~

They even called mine lame or something along those lines

Not too bad, yourself?

Evening Junko

hello shizuru