Hey can you guys edit this photo to make it look like I live in a mansion. Want to impress this girl

Hey can you guys edit this photo to make it look like I live in a mansion. Want to impress this girl.
Thanks!

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Pls someone do it

bump.exe

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Kek

c'mon Sup Forums!

Fucking loser...

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If you want to impress people, start doing impressive stuff.
Lying about it will only end in bad stuff.

BL886KJ - welcome to Bratislava, Slovakia

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Not exactly what I had in mind... try again

.....no, a real one you autist!

Are you Pablo Escobar ?

>Asking Sup Forums to do something serious for you

Summer's just around the corner

At least I'm trying to get pussy. Unlike you.

Nice trips!

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maybe get a fucking haircut too

Get your ass off of Sup Forums and g0 get fit, tubby. Also, start doing drugs. Girls like guys that do drugs.

Do I look like a psycho?
Same size, but nicer!

>OP trying to get pussy

I bet you're chubby noob

you going to take your top off or what?

kek

tits or gtfo

No. I'm skinny, fat ass.

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I've never understood it.

Are threads like these reverse-PA requests? Because its hard to imagine anyone so desperate as to ask Sup Forums to actually improve their appearance. On the other hand, not so hard to imagine someone asking Sup Forums to make pictures that completely humilliate some poor doofus that OP hates.

timestamp should pretty much solve this problem

I'm not currently trying to get pussy no, if it was offered to me I'd take it, but I am currently fine being single.
What makes you trying to scam a girl into having sex with you a better person than me?

>doesn't get the point of these threads.
Lurk MOAR.

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KEKing my pants off

>>Mousepad
>>Virgin detected

I'm the skinny fag who told the fucker to get fit. You also need to start doing drugs. Also, tell the fat ass to get fit instead defending the fact to jack off at night to cure that loneliness.

or maybe tyronne's fucking your wife right now?
>used up college slut:oh user marry me i want to settle down"
>You: ok m'lady, i'll be your knight will protect you
>UPCS: I love you
*At weeding night*
>you: can... c-can i have a blowjob?
>UPCS: Hell naw i tried that with tyronne and didn't like it, sorry, actually we aren't having sex tonight i'm not in the mood
>you:o-ok darling
*this morning*
> you: where you going bae?
>UPCS: i- i'm going with some friend see you later user, finish cleaning the home when i get back.
>You: O- ok

*at night*
*She goes to sleep*
*You take her panties are they're filled with cum and check her cellphone and there's a video of her fucking jamal*
fucking loser!

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Those rumps are so round!

Because I'm going to get some sweet ass while you're groping your mousepad.

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My gf bought that for me at AX con 8 years a ago. And yes I'm a virgin, we're saving ourselves for marriage.

I bike everywhere and have lost about 8 pants sizes within a year and a half, I'm currently smoking a joint and I'm not lonely just because I am currently alone. I've got a doctors appointment in the morning and want to go to bed early tonight.

This looks real and more believable considering the way this IT looks

I don't have a mousepad, I've got a laser mouse.

Like Anonymous Guy

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When retards flirt-fight its cute.

Are you saying this isn't a joke?

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Kek. Weed doesn't count. Start doing Coke and MDMA.

You're not lonely because you jack off.

here you go Sup Forumsro

go slay that pussy

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I bet you're enjoying it.

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bump

God damn those gross ass faces but those asses are THICC

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responding to bait because he's trying to get funny pictures on purpose
>newfag

Op here r8 my dick.

That is perfect lol apart from the background being higher quality than the ugly cunt

Wtf, man that's from my homecountry

My ribs. My ribs!!!

10/10 would think a woman would suck

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top kike

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