Nerf each other's superpowers

Nerf each other's superpowers

>mind control

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ON your own mind

So regular human

only works on handicap people


>Ability to breathe in space

walk through walls

Exactly. No power at all

Only with their dick up your ass. If they're female, they grow one.

but only while fapping

+ after you cum, everybody will instantly know that YOU mindcontroled them

breathing anywhere else kills you

>Can decrease the effectiveness of other peoples' superpowers

Can only walk through walls once

Only in space.

ability to shoot lasers
>of cum

Life tied to surface of planet.

>Can successfully kill yourself

Only by 1%

>Can fuck Op's asshole anytime i want

You get a new kind of exotic disease with each time you do

can only walk if there's a wall within 3 steps of you

fastest fingers on the planet

Kek

No u can't c:

Only into rooms with open doors

ability to force everyone to listen to this video

youtube.com/watch?v=ZRqCRMKk2A4

Only by letting spiders hatch in your nasal cavity.

Only in space

eagle's vision

Shiiiit monica

OP is a faggot

Infertile and blind.

have to eat a heaping pile of the person's shit to do it

Only when you close your eyes

Exotic to this world
> no treatment
> never even seen the symptoms
> none offer any mortality but make your life dibitatingly unliveable
> one disease makes you immortal
> one makes every 4th word you say into an antonym of that word instead
> one turns your wart covered dick into a dick covered wart

Lives in a glass house.

OP's asshole has teeth.

>Can do any math problem in mere secons.

...

you only have 1 finger on each hand, and no thumbs

>I can change the length of my facial hair at will

So can a 20 year old casio watch

You get carpal tunnel.

have moss growing all over my body, like a sloth
it heals all wounds in seconds

arthritis

Changes dick length in reverse

>Can suck Ben Affleck's tiddies

Only if you have a calculator

have to be holding onto an eagle for it to work

People are to lazy to click the link.

>Ability to lactate on command.

You move as fast as an actual sloth.

Causes brain aneurysm.

milk comes through your pores, not your nipples

ability to go over the 2mb limit in Sup Forums

only math problems that are all addition

Never able to get wet or consume water.

Get fucked by Chinkmoot

shit dude, I'd retract my beard and make my dick grow a couple inches

Hah I already filed the patent paperwork, thx for your future business

You realize sloths dont grow moss on their body, but instead fur, your wounds, they will not heal.

>Ability to crawl in your skin.

can only post MLP pics

Always shitpost

Knowing literally everything, including whenever someone even schemes to nullify my power AND how to counter any attack against me

or maybe tyronne's fucking your wife right now?
>used up college slut:oh user marry me i want to settle down"
>You: ok m'lady, i'll be your knight will protect you
>UPCS: I love you
*At weeding night*
>you: can... c-can i have a blowjob?
>UPCS: Hell naw i tried that with tyronne and didn't like it, sorry, actually we aren't having sex tonight i'm not in the mood
>you:o-ok darling
*this morning*
> you: where you going bae?
>UPCS: i- i'm going with some friend see you later user, finish cleaning the home when i get back.
>You: O- ok

*at night*
*She goes to sleep*
*You take her panties are they're filled with cum and check her cellphone and there's a video of her fucking jamal*
fucking loser!

have a rare parasitic worm in my brain which gives me superior intelligence

Be autistic sperg

Be a vegetable

Can only post replies to threads on

These wounds they will not heal.

Wat

crippled like steven hawking

>ability to understand every creature, alien, and other lifeform.

The idea of someone clutching onto an eagle so they can see far away had me cracking up

Alone in the universe

telekinesis

blogs.biomedcentral.com/on-biology/2010/04/14/sloth-fur-has-symbiotic-relationship-with-green-algae/

They stop after 3 seconds
>t. Person who stopped after 3 seconds

Power to completely stop everything (for 3 seconds)

Disables all motor function

Have stage 4 cancer

Only with sharpie in pooper

Worm devours your brain within 60 days.

>Ability to jump, and while farting it boosts me up 20ft.

>no interest in or motivation to do anything other than play Monopoly

knowledge goes away any time you try to act with it

you stop too

Any female I touch gets pregnant with me

Everything starts again except you

You only know the knowledge after it happens...

You need to nerf the power, not add the counterweight

always have to shit when farting

Slow ass internet connection

>fragile ankles and legs.

you get pregnant too.

that's called autism and you already have it

Can only do this to black women

quadriplegic

Rectal cancer.

This one still works
>just hold calculator
>solve problems quicker than you can type them into the calculator
>solve complex shit like trigonometry and theoretical physics
Nice try though.

Worm is rarer than you are smart, the extraction process is lethal

> Child support laws still exist

Can die and respawn anywhere I want on the map.

Only on venus

but only 100 ft above the ground

Can't move

No spatial awareness

I am half-mushroom, you can't kill me easily because I can replicate via spores