Nerf each other's superpowers
>mind control
Nerf each other's superpowers
>mind control
ON your own mind
So regular human
only works on handicap people
>Ability to breathe in space
walk through walls
Exactly. No power at all
Only with their dick up your ass. If they're female, they grow one.
but only while fapping
+ after you cum, everybody will instantly know that YOU mindcontroled them
breathing anywhere else kills you
>Can decrease the effectiveness of other peoples' superpowers
Can only walk through walls once
Only in space.
ability to shoot lasers
>of cum
Life tied to surface of planet.
>Can successfully kill yourself
Only by 1%
>Can fuck Op's asshole anytime i want
You get a new kind of exotic disease with each time you do
can only walk if there's a wall within 3 steps of you
fastest fingers on the planet
Kek
No u can't c:
Only into rooms with open doors
ability to force everyone to listen to this video
Only by letting spiders hatch in your nasal cavity.
Only in space
eagle's vision
Shiiiit monica
OP is a faggot
Infertile and blind.
have to eat a heaping pile of the person's shit to do it
Only when you close your eyes
Exotic to this world
> no treatment
> never even seen the symptoms
> none offer any mortality but make your life dibitatingly unliveable
> one disease makes you immortal
> one makes every 4th word you say into an antonym of that word instead
> one turns your wart covered dick into a dick covered wart
Lives in a glass house.
OP's asshole has teeth.
>Can do any math problem in mere secons.
...
you only have 1 finger on each hand, and no thumbs
>I can change the length of my facial hair at will
So can a 20 year old casio watch
You get carpal tunnel.
have moss growing all over my body, like a sloth
it heals all wounds in seconds
arthritis
Changes dick length in reverse
>Can suck Ben Affleck's tiddies
Only if you have a calculator
have to be holding onto an eagle for it to work
People are to lazy to click the link.
>Ability to lactate on command.
You move as fast as an actual sloth.
Causes brain aneurysm.
milk comes through your pores, not your nipples
ability to go over the 2mb limit in Sup Forums
only math problems that are all addition
Never able to get wet or consume water.
Get fucked by Chinkmoot
shit dude, I'd retract my beard and make my dick grow a couple inches
Hah I already filed the patent paperwork, thx for your future business
You realize sloths dont grow moss on their body, but instead fur, your wounds, they will not heal.
>Ability to crawl in your skin.
can only post MLP pics
Always shitpost
Knowing literally everything, including whenever someone even schemes to nullify my power AND how to counter any attack against me
or maybe tyronne's fucking your wife right now?
>used up college slut:oh user marry me i want to settle down"
>You: ok m'lady, i'll be your knight will protect you
>UPCS: I love you
*At weeding night*
>you: can... c-can i have a blowjob?
>UPCS: Hell naw i tried that with tyronne and didn't like it, sorry, actually we aren't having sex tonight i'm not in the mood
>you:o-ok darling
*this morning*
> you: where you going bae?
>UPCS: i- i'm going with some friend see you later user, finish cleaning the home when i get back.
>You: O- ok
*at night*
*She goes to sleep*
*You take her panties are they're filled with cum and check her cellphone and there's a video of her fucking jamal*
fucking loser!
have a rare parasitic worm in my brain which gives me superior intelligence
Be autistic sperg
Be a vegetable
Can only post replies to threads on
These wounds they will not heal.
Wat
crippled like steven hawking
>ability to understand every creature, alien, and other lifeform.
The idea of someone clutching onto an eagle so they can see far away had me cracking up
Alone in the universe
telekinesis
They stop after 3 seconds
>t. Person who stopped after 3 seconds
Power to completely stop everything (for 3 seconds)
Disables all motor function
Have stage 4 cancer
Only with sharpie in pooper
Worm devours your brain within 60 days.
>Ability to jump, and while farting it boosts me up 20ft.
>no interest in or motivation to do anything other than play Monopoly
knowledge goes away any time you try to act with it
you stop too
Any female I touch gets pregnant with me
Everything starts again except you
You only know the knowledge after it happens...
You need to nerf the power, not add the counterweight
always have to shit when farting
Slow ass internet connection
>fragile ankles and legs.
you get pregnant too.
that's called autism and you already have it
Can only do this to black women
quadriplegic
Rectal cancer.
This one still works
>just hold calculator
>solve problems quicker than you can type them into the calculator
>solve complex shit like trigonometry and theoretical physics
Nice try though.
Worm is rarer than you are smart, the extraction process is lethal
> Child support laws still exist
Can die and respawn anywhere I want on the map.
Only on venus
but only 100 ft above the ground
Can't move
No spatial awareness
I am half-mushroom, you can't kill me easily because I can replicate via spores