Some rando at an end of yr party is passed out at 3! So, we're looking for ideas of what to write on him. Will post pics.
Some rando at an end of yr party is passed out at 3! So, we're looking for ideas of what to write on him...
Just go straight to the finish line and put the sharpie in his butthole.
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draw a big swastika on his forehead
Fuck no, we're not fags
I'd just roll him into the hallway and lock the door. Fuck that guy.
In his arm "i don't regret last nigth Bonner"
wirte "Obama should've brought back slavery"
put a text book on his lap and a highlighter in his hand. make sure to highlight some random words in text book. when he wakes up, he will wonder what the fuck was he doing. write faggot on his forehead.
"Dicks I sucked last night:
-Matt
-Rick
-Tom
-John
-Eric
-Darnelle"
Write that shit on his chest. And have different people write their names so it looks like they've left a calling card.
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Give him a Hitler like in south park. Wipe shit on his upper lip
cum on his face
Arrow to mouth "penis goes here"
If dubs write on his chest:
"I'm a nice person but my friends drugged me and wrote on me in sharpie."
OP! ARE THERE ANY CHICKS THERE?
BORROW THEIR MAKEUP GIVE HIM A DRAG QUEEN MAKEOVER
draw timestamp on him
Doitfaggot.jpg
This
Wipe shit on his face
THIS THIS THIS
this
holy shit OP please tell me it's not a huge sausage fest do this
It's called the Shitler
Shave half of one eyebrow, and then the other half of the other eyebrow.
Paint his nipples black
sharpie in pooper
wet his lap so he thinks he's had a wet dream
hitler mustache
dick on cheek pointing towards mouth
make a list "dicks that have been in this mouth" and point an arrow to his mouth, and then have multiple people sign off on him
endless ideas
Sharpie in pooper or gtfo
Shit ur suggesting faster than we can act. We r a bit shitfaced tho
Write "CUCK" on his chest real big!
Whatever the hell it's called ,do it OP
Stick his hand in a warm cup of water, like as warm as possible without getting too hot to touch.
He'll piss himself.
>not a huge sausage fest
like this thread, amirite
>p.s.
>femanon here
>no, im not posting tits
Take a picture of you sucking his dick. Then when he wakes up show it to him so he can see how gay he is! haha
This dude is going to wake up and go hulk on your asses lel
Fucking this
Stack things on top of him. Tables, chairs, random shit in the house
Lurk more newfag
No one cares if you're a femanon
take a shit on him kek
Don't give it attention user . We all know she is really a 300 pound fatguy
I just want somebody to shit on something.
THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!
This
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OK, Now take a belt and wrap it around his arm. poke his inner arm or get some red marker on the inside of his arm to make it look like he was doin some heroin.
COLOR HIS WHOLE FACE IN BLACK AND THEN PUT LIPSTICK OR PREFERABLY PERMANENT RED MARKER ON HIS LIPS SO HE IS PERMANENTLY IN BLACKFACE
Or just hit him with some real shit.
>haha! Now you're addicted!
You're right. Ruin his life!
Draw a single piece of paper that says "nigger faggot"
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THIS
he's pissed himself
Glaceon's bitch.
Make America great again
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Really? Color his whole face? That's harsh! And why does everyone want shit on him? Who does that?
Now put the sharpie in his pooper !
BLACKFACE THE CUNT
COLOR HIS WHOLE FACE IN BLACK
IT IS OFFENSIVE TO NIGGERS
Someone put their cock in his mouth
Write "I eat ass" on his face if there's any real estate left there, if not then just somewhere on his body
Why the hell would we do that?? We're not going to get him naked much less stick stuff in him. Why do u think we r fags?
because you just proofed to be a massive one
Thats what normie faggots do,
Suck him off instead.
you're a really shitty friend.
he will wake up with hangover. want to puke and he wont even be able to clean himself
not OP, but that's the point.
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Did he piss himself?
Did user try and draw blood from his arm?????
WHY HAVEN'T YOU DONE THE BLACKFACE THING? ITS THE ONLY ORIGINAL IDEA IN THIS ENTIRE THREAD. DRAWING RANDOM SHIT IS JUVENILE AS FUCK YOU BUNCH OF CUCKOLDS
superglue all the condoms you can find to his face, and one on each nipple
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haha you are drawing shit on an OD'd dead man
>"80008"
user is boob.
fucking KEK
ROFL we didnt think he could get any uglier than he already was. We dont even kno this fucker but he was ugly before uglier now
after all these years, finally some titties
show us his cock
KEK COLOR HIM IN MORE. THIS IS PRETTY FUNNY
Color his nipples black
Yall keep wanting gay shit, idk how to satsfy u. were not gay
get his name, post on fb
They already have
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SHAVE HIS HEAD. OR SHAVE MALE PATTERN BALDNESS INTO HIS HEAD LIKE THIS
If dubs suck him off
fuck
LOL
Put another swastika behind his ears, he'll probably miss them washing everything off.
His nipples r black, we wanna keep the shit on his face visible, well color a bit more, shit his teeth r yellow maybe he does meth
SHAVE TOP OF HIS HEAD LIKE PIC
good idea
Someones gotta do some weird kinky shit to him. Have the chick do something to him.
Post pics of aftermath when he wakes up.
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The moment rando pissed his pants.
Winrar
Dubs. You know what do op
Satan
Idk she could take his pants off but we dont rlly wanna see that, and she wuldnt fuck him anyways he looks gross
GET EVERYONE TO PISS ON HIM & TAKE PICS
Shave his eyebrows
post updated pic
blackface of course