Some rando at an end of yr party is passed out at 3! So, we're looking for ideas of what to write on him...

Some rando at an end of yr party is passed out at 3! So, we're looking for ideas of what to write on him. Will post pics.

Just go straight to the finish line and put the sharpie in his butthole.

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draw a big swastika on his forehead

Fuck no, we're not fags

I'd just roll him into the hallway and lock the door. Fuck that guy.

In his arm "i don't regret last nigth Bonner"

wirte "Obama should've brought back slavery"

put a text book on his lap and a highlighter in his hand. make sure to highlight some random words in text book. when he wakes up, he will wonder what the fuck was he doing. write faggot on his forehead.

"Dicks I sucked last night:
-Matt
-Rick
-Tom
-John
-Eric
-Darnelle"
Write that shit on his chest. And have different people write their names so it looks like they've left a calling card.

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Give him a Hitler like in south park. Wipe shit on his upper lip

cum on his face

Arrow to mouth "penis goes here"

If dubs write on his chest:

"I'm a nice person but my friends drugged me and wrote on me in sharpie."

OP! ARE THERE ANY CHICKS THERE?

BORROW THEIR MAKEUP GIVE HIM A DRAG QUEEN MAKEOVER

draw timestamp on him

Doitfaggot.jpg

This
Wipe shit on his face

THIS THIS THIS

this

holy shit OP please tell me it's not a huge sausage fest do this

It's called the Shitler

Shave half of one eyebrow, and then the other half of the other eyebrow.
Paint his nipples black
sharpie in pooper
wet his lap so he thinks he's had a wet dream
hitler mustache
dick on cheek pointing towards mouth
make a list "dicks that have been in this mouth" and point an arrow to his mouth, and then have multiple people sign off on him
endless ideas

Sharpie in pooper or gtfo

Shit ur suggesting faster than we can act. We r a bit shitfaced tho

Write "CUCK" on his chest real big!

Whatever the hell it's called ,do it OP

Stick his hand in a warm cup of water, like as warm as possible without getting too hot to touch.

He'll piss himself.

>not a huge sausage fest
like this thread, amirite

>p.s.
>femanon here
>no, im not posting tits

Take a picture of you sucking his dick. Then when he wakes up show it to him so he can see how gay he is! haha

This dude is going to wake up and go hulk on your asses lel

Fucking this

Stack things on top of him. Tables, chairs, random shit in the house

Lurk more newfag
No one cares if you're a femanon

take a shit on him kek

Don't give it attention user . We all know she is really a 300 pound fatguy

I just want somebody to shit on something.

THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!

This

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OK, Now take a belt and wrap it around his arm. poke his inner arm or get some red marker on the inside of his arm to make it look like he was doin some heroin.

COLOR HIS WHOLE FACE IN BLACK AND THEN PUT LIPSTICK OR PREFERABLY PERMANENT RED MARKER ON HIS LIPS SO HE IS PERMANENTLY IN BLACKFACE

Or just hit him with some real shit.
>haha! Now you're addicted!

You're right. Ruin his life!

Draw a single piece of paper that says "nigger faggot"

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THIS

he's pissed himself

Glaceon's bitch.

Make America great again

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Really? Color his whole face? That's harsh! And why does everyone want shit on him? Who does that?

Now put the sharpie in his pooper !

BLACKFACE THE CUNT
COLOR HIS WHOLE FACE IN BLACK
IT IS OFFENSIVE TO NIGGERS

Someone put their cock in his mouth

Write "I eat ass" on his face if there's any real estate left there, if not then just somewhere on his body

Why the hell would we do that?? We're not going to get him naked much less stick stuff in him. Why do u think we r fags?

because you just proofed to be a massive one

Thats what normie faggots do,
Suck him off instead.

you're a really shitty friend.
he will wake up with hangover. want to puke and he wont even be able to clean himself

not OP, but that's the point.

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Did he piss himself?

Did user try and draw blood from his arm?????

WHY HAVEN'T YOU DONE THE BLACKFACE THING? ITS THE ONLY ORIGINAL IDEA IN THIS ENTIRE THREAD. DRAWING RANDOM SHIT IS JUVENILE AS FUCK YOU BUNCH OF CUCKOLDS

superglue all the condoms you can find to his face, and one on each nipple

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haha you are drawing shit on an OD'd dead man

>"80008"
user is boob.

fucking KEK

ROFL we didnt think he could get any uglier than he already was. We dont even kno this fucker but he was ugly before uglier now

after all these years, finally some titties

show us his cock

KEK COLOR HIM IN MORE. THIS IS PRETTY FUNNY

Color his nipples black

Yall keep wanting gay shit, idk how to satsfy u. were not gay

get his name, post on fb

They already have

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SHAVE HIS HEAD. OR SHAVE MALE PATTERN BALDNESS INTO HIS HEAD LIKE THIS

If dubs suck him off

fuck

LOL

Put another swastika behind his ears, he'll probably miss them washing everything off.

His nipples r black, we wanna keep the shit on his face visible, well color a bit more, shit his teeth r yellow maybe he does meth

SHAVE TOP OF HIS HEAD LIKE PIC

good idea

Someones gotta do some weird kinky shit to him. Have the chick do something to him.

Post pics of aftermath when he wakes up.

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The moment rando pissed his pants.

Winrar

Dubs. You know what do op

Satan

Idk she could take his pants off but we dont rlly wanna see that, and she wuldnt fuck him anyways he looks gross

GET EVERYONE TO PISS ON HIM & TAKE PICS

Shave his eyebrows

post updated pic
blackface of course