Why don't you have a girlfriend Sup Forums

Why don't you have a girlfriend Sup Forums

if i knew why, i wouldnt be single

fucking moron

You DO know why though. Unless you are actually retarded, you know why no one likes you. Deep down, you know

Because I don't want one.
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actually, i dont,,,,,,
like 10+ years ago i was always with very cute grills, never worried about it....

if something, im a better person now.
But poor and older/uglier, ,,, so i guess its bc of that?

cause i don't even have a life hahahah

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Older isnt a problem if you are going after older women. It does however get creepy for most girls when the guy is over 30. Unless all they want is money and know how to get it.

But if you are 40 going after 38-45 year old women, that isnt an issue.

Because my wife would kill me!

Honestly, most girls I get close to either can't handle my big dick or can't get enough of it. I just want a girl who isn't a slut but doesn't have the world's tightest pussy, is that too much to ask for?

please fucking help me b

I'm 20. I can kind of shoot the shit with guys but I have no idea what to say to girls. I just totally shut down socially. It has to be autism. There has to be some way to reverse this and actually learn to talk to people

Because monogamy is unnatural for humans. Don't believe me? Google it, read some peer reviewed research papers, you god damn fool.

The Girls I know are too short

I met a girl at a Halloween party once, by met I mean we glanced at eachother for half a second, after the party she starts messaging me, saying I'm cute and how she wants to meet me. This has never happened so of course I agree. See her in full light for the first time, 7/10 smol emo what keeps giving me this look, I later found out the look was because she became completely in love with me. Fast forward to christmas, I get her Skyrim for PS4 she gets me saving private ryan, we have generic christmas lovey shit before going upstairs and giving eachother oral. Fast forward further, her parents start arguing at it makes her start cutting, I tell her that it's all too stressful for me and I need a break for just a couple days to make myself a stronger person for her.

>mfw a couple days later my literal suicidal tard skinhead friend stole actual true love from me

Why didn't I end it there and then Sup Forums?

yeah im 34.
so as i become older, i become uglier

women my age dont like someone who's poor at my age.
younger girls either, plus uglier than average men

so im fuckd

that, added to the fact i have no social life nowadays. No friends.

Alcohol + trial and error
You just learn faggot

Don't be a pussy

I never leave the house.

Make friends, get /fit/, and make money. Do this for a year and you'll be drowning in pussy, user.

You give too many fucks. You shouldn't give any. Woman aren't superior or fucking mysterious or something. They're just like you. They watch porn. They masterbate. They get horny often. They shit. They piss. Just realise that they're not some godly creature that you somehow have to be afraid of or some shit.

>get /fit/
been trying for more than a decade, but my muscles never grew despite i fucking train hard and eat like a pig.

>Make friends
have no way to meet new peeps. also socially awkward. Also, kind of antisocial. Also, dont mind being alone, i kinda like it.

>make money
i try hard, but nothing seems to work :(

Because I think casual dating is retarded, so I'm only ever interested in dating a girl I actually see a lot of potential in.

For instance, my best friend for the past year whom I fell in love with.

It is not going well, Sup Forums. Not at all.

That's the thing though, it's like I really DONT care but it's some deep fear or something.

It's just like I can't help but not think about what I want to say to seem funny or cool. I literally just give single word responses because my brain is on overdrive

Good to know, thanks. I also have (a little) autism.

because I find myself to be wanting as an adult.

I need to become more dependable and stable, because I won't have myself being a burden

I'm waiting till they grow up and stop dating assholes. I'm also saving up for a nice car first.

Most miserable time of my life was when I was dating and had relationships. I thought they were just like a friend you could kiss, but it turns out there's all these expectations and yelling and drama. What in the fuck is wrong with chicks?

my wife would not appreciate

The black culture doesn't practice monogamy and look how well they are doing.

>subjecting yourself to the crazy, wallet-endagering cunts
Not in this life time. You don't even have to do anything to get slapped with rape accusations, which will be believed without evidence, without question.
Stay safe, guys. Don't have sex with girls, don't date girls, don't live with them, do not be alone with them under any circumstances. If you think, "oh my goodness, I know better, she's not like the other girls, this one is different", you got tricked and deserve what you get.

I had a girlfriend but she is a selfish thot so we broke up

because Im a sad excuse for a man and I'm teetering on the edge of suicide because I equate to a spineless blob of human paste

Because I denied eight of them already, because they were low quality

because I friendzoned the only one who was into me.

>and I did it because she ain't virgin, and she even fucked my boss, and I don't want a vagoo who checked a wide number of dicks including my workplace boss

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bcs they scare me

but i do

My mother is immortal, fucking retard

Dick too big, might kill someone

I had a girlfriend in college but she was a total bitch.

My new girlfriend is amazing and I'll probably end up marrying her.

Because I push everyone away due to the combination of my father's rage and the fear that everyone else will be able to sense the incredible shame I feel every day. I miss every opportunity in my life to do something great for myself or others because I lack any sort of self-confidence and this pours over into my social life, leaving me stuck with good intentions yet the inability to muster up the courage to share them with anyone and/or the fear that everyone will reject my good intentions for a reason I wouldn't be able to understand.

Because I'm a 5'8" mongoloid manlet.
No one likes SE Asian men.
I lift, I play the guitar, and I'm a comedian on the side. But no matter how much I change about myself, women are attracted to things I can't change.

no confidence in my appearance
also 30 yrs old living with my mom

haven't had sex since high school but i have a 1340 PL total so fuck it

The ideal situation is a bangmaid. You know, a maid that you can also bang.

Brutal...

It is either (a) your personality, (b) your looks, or (c) you are trying to be somebody you aren't.

because i am a nigger

hookers

Sometimes life is better than having one. Most of them end up living their lives in your wallet and on your friend's dick. It's worth just having one good girl who isn't a piece of shit to talk with.
Eventually I got to the point where my friends and family mean more than anything. Plus I have money to do what I want and no one else to tell me what I can't do. Life is better that way.

Let me see

>5'6
>beaner
>work a shitty job
>fucked up teet

I think Sup Forums doesn't realize how hard it is to appeal to girls

You literally have to be their ideal match, the majority of them have unrealistic expectations.

I do, but I'm not sure if I'm happier not being in a steady relationship.

Such an underrated statement. So many of them believe a millionaire is going to sweep them off their feet.Then a lot of them live to their 30's and realize what stupid decisions they made for the idiots they end up being with.

Because I am not worthy of one.