Nerf each other's superpowers

Nerf each other's superpowers

>any church I enter starts to burn

But you're a scientologist

Other thread here, now it'll take twice as long to 404 I guess

>the temperature is raised only be 5 degrees

any church you enter is hit by a light breeze

Any street I shit on becomes a designated shitting street

can spit out bullets with a speed of an actual gun

>can consume anything without feeling grossed out

They always miss

only in India

normal food has no taste for you

Only churches you can enter are mosques

You & anyone who shits on said street/s can only shit pure spring water.

Every single white blood cell in your body dies and no more can be produced

But you have to eat them first.

can turn invisible

>Go to dirt poor African village with my charity team
>Shit clean water
>Establish myself as second coming of Christ

I have telekinesis.

only when you die

only 9mm

You never turn back.

You go blind

You are kidnapped by the government as soon as you turn back.

Only when your eyes are closed

Can only move one atom at a time

Anyone who shakes my left hand becomes a radical communist

You can only use the power to move bbc dildos closer to yourself.

Can see when you try to go trough glass

You only have a right arm.

Communism doesn't work.

you can only use the telekinesis after getting kicked in the balls

Fuck. That one was good. You got me.

You feel the weight of everything you move as if you were moving it with your head.

Mine: You get every female pregnant the first time every time.

Got a good kek outa that one, nice job user

you only have that power when beeing in north korea

Only works when youre unconscious

You always have to pay child support

can make both men amd women pregnant

all your childs are autistic

Only animals though, not humans

kek

>childs
No user, you are autistic

Any female I talk to grows a dick.

Stab vest motherfucker

You have to stay in it until it is ash.

But she won't let you suck it

I become a vampire

Their dick is bigger than yours and you have to accept that they are always trying to rape you.

General custer's great grandson?

But they will always miscarry in the 9th month.

Ability to turn anyone/anything on and off

More like a perk tbh

>Able to control lightning

You live in Philadelphia where it's always sunny

When I clap autistics listen to my commands

I can turn coke into pepsi.

can fuck any girl

surprisingly enough not everyone first language is english

Every time you do, you feel a kick in the balls

You start shitting diarrhea constantly and can never turn it off

>I have the super power to Kill any SJW complaining about gender "pronouns" and everyone around the SJW starts an applause.

>Turns off the universe when trying to turn off the internet

there's a wasp nest in my head, any time I need help a wasp swarm comes out of my ears and attacks my enemy

It's exactly the same

only works during riots

i have x-ray vision

You become an SJW

Every girl stops existing right now

But they can only hear every third word over the loud clapping.

Can only turn off women.
Every user has that power.

But they only fulfill your commands autistically.

You stay 12 forever

It causes cancer

You're autistic so you clap for fun.

it dosn't prevent you from burns lightning causes

there's a wasps nest in your head

Turns off your mother so no tendies

The power to summon trips

>Not from an English-speaking country
This board is for people only, fuck off

uh oh we have an edgelord over here

Fear of applause

Noone ever checks them

I get trips or higher everytime i post

The wasp nest has replaced your brain, so you're completely brain dead. And drool a lot.

Can turn anything I want into a potato

Even when you only need help doing chores they still attack

When I remove an eyelash, a random refugee vessel sinks; killing everyone on it.

You're permab& from all boards

You monster

Only works for people who respond to your posts.

1% chance of success

God bless

Everybody stops caring about repeated numbers

chekd and kekd

epic :D

You post constantly and die of malnutrition

also you're Irish

I have those Nike slides. Most comfy footwear I've ever owned.

Your eyelashes are molten copper

Can have consensual sex with my mom anytime, anywhere, with any perversions you can imagine.

But you're allergic to gluten so you can't be near them.