ITT: We nerf each other's superpowers
>Ability to shit spheres of solid gold with 3'' diameters
ITT: We nerf each other's superpowers
>Ability to shit spheres of solid gold with 3'' diameters
Other thread here. I guess that means it'll take twice as long to 404 this time
>ability to start similar threads, and rival thread gets deleted
your ass gets so loose you die
can piss off anyone
Anyone you piss off becomes the hulk
>The gold is molten
Can drink all the bepis i want
The taste is never cool or refreshing
Power to start a thread and not be a faggot
you get instantly killed when I touch your tongue with mine
so, bepis
Goes down windpipe instead
They're 100°C
>you bit most of your tongue clean off when you were younger
but people with the same blood type also kills you
gotta be flat
ability see through other eyes
but meanwhile they can hear your thoughts
any person I touch grows xxl tits
But only through blind people's
You live in Africa, where there are no people. Only niggers.
Square shaped asshole
you shit triangles
but the calories they needed will come from your body, and you cant control if its your fat, musles or organs. (the skins is also a organ)
can switch gender. (two bodies, no transgender shit)
but only in red-light districts
have snakes as arms
can switch the color of your skin. even camoflage mode possible.
the snakes are hostile towards you
They insist you call them Big Boss
on a full moon you transform into a nigger
Once.
use farts as a form of locomotion
but as long as they are in contact with the light of the day, they have to fight. if there is somebody they will attack everyone, even you.
But only when you're clothed head to toe
There are no brakes
tiny noodle sneks
but you have always diarrhea
In both gender forms you are a horrendously ugly SJW
Can have loving, close and sexual relationships with anyone on earh at any time
Ever hear of sleeves?
read animal minds translated in english
Everyone other than you relocates to Mars
Every animal dies
but while readfing you also get their emotional state
In order to read their minds you have to have sex with one male member of that species once a year, both as the giver and receiver
can see in the future.
randomly
But you cannot do anything to influence future events.
but everytime random memories of you life will get lost.
I become a real life rare Pepe with all the power of kekistan and an army of neck beards with nuggets. My "reeeeeeeeee" battlefry can permanently disable all primes and tendies quintuple my power. All my money is in good boy points and with it I can buy anything on the face of the planet
you can steal other superpowers.
but you're 4' 11", mute, and in a wheelchair
everytime you do, you shit yourself
but their the powers in this thread
but each victim will become a newdisociative identity of you
You have to go back to redd*t
I become a normal, mentally and physically stable functioning member of society.
the power to bring people back to life
In your dreams
I am able to leave Sup Forums
They wish you hadn't
only its a broken down, apocalyptic society
And in doing so you must start a tumblr blog
for 5 years and then you also get immune to suicide
they all want you dead
can't see the past
have a dick in any form anyway
But they all come back being the kind of people that post bananas in ylyl's and Andy sixx log threads
but there wont be porns outside of Sup Forums anymore
the power to make anything delicious and edible
after not showing your tits
My anger makes me physically stronger and more durable
But if you or anyone else eats it they literally shit molten rock.
you smoke a lot of weed
You have insatiable hunger urges that you can never satisfy
I become king of the weeaboos and all the waifus become mine
you realize that the waifu's are paper thin so when you try to fuck them you're basically grinding your dick against paper
I am able to get away with murdering any person I choose once a year and get off scot free with no consequences or unforeseen twists
but the pain of damage will backfire you doubles when get calm again
I become moot
you cant pick who you murder
Have all the powers of Avatar, the last Airbender.
Bruh it literally says any person he chooses.
for one thread only
but you have to kill someone (consume their life) twice a year or you will die
can shift between 3d and 1d
oh shit it does, guess i skimmed over that part
but you can only use your powers against the fire nation
i have the power to take away all of these nerfs
but everyone will expect from you to save the world
But you gain all of them to your superpower
but you have to put them on someone else with superpowers or they will stay at you
I am actually able to grow my dick 8 inches longer using those 3 simple tips
the power to be an hero
length doesn't matter when you masturbate
but your body will grow propotional
but also have a dissociative identity disorder. and the other person wants to be a villain
the power to have dubs any time i want
can turn into Trump whenever I want to
You grow a clitoris above your bunghole
I am able to ejaculate literally 17 gallons of sperm per orgasm with no adverse health effects other than slight dehydration
but your forget how to turn back