Walk into room

>walk into room
>see gf getting pounded by 2 of your best friends
>they notice you but don't stop

What would you HONESTLY do Sup Forums???

be an hero

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tell them to leave a gunpoint, i own the deed so i make the fucking rules

Turn 360 degrees and go to the bar and drink

Lemme think
Oh there isn't anything to think about. Douse them in kerosene and toss a lit match on them and walk to the bar.

The Sup Forums answer: jerk off and give them all a facial.

Real answer: beat the fuck out of them and toss them out of my flat. Then toss the whore out. But then again I have 1 best friend and no gf so this doesn't apply to me.

When did I get a girlfriend?
>sit down at computer
>brag on 4chin about my new GF

lube up and start fucking one of them while fingering the other

It's been 7 years since I've had a gf, having one in general would do, so I'd probably just jack off to this and cum in her mouth

massage their nuts

Kerosene doesn't light with a simple match,

Beat the shit out of my 'friends' or get beaten, slap the whore a couple of times. Throw them out of my apartment. post it on facebook and every other media i can. dox and release her nudes online

That guys ass on top looks tight..
I would go balls deep,

When In Rome
Do as the Romanians

>What would you HONESTLY do

i'm white so, of course, i would sit and watch like a good cuck.

Join them

first i would start kissing her amazing feet. Afterwards i would lick clean her every hole and invite my friends tommorow for another round

I thought the same. Go balls deep, peek over his shoulder at your gf and say "fancy seeing you here" and wink knowingly.

Start spanking them and generally make it so uncomfortable and awkward they lose their erections.

squirt superglue on the dicks and pussies and watch as they get stuck together.

...

Silently walk out of the apartment next to my own. i have no friends :'(

"wtf is going on"

Looks like her mouth is free so I take up the empty hole.

Just climb atop my friend on top of her and start fucking him, duh.

>Suddenly I have a girlfriend
>Suddenly I have friends

I would genially feel warm inside.

Looks like her mouth is free. I'd fill up the final hole.

We have an open relationship. I'd be fucked off they'd done it in my place, and that she hadn't given me a heads-up, but other than that, fuck it.

I'd go make sandwiches and drinks, they will be famished after their fornicating.

Be surprised that I have a gf and friends and an apartment

if you turn 360 degrees you just go in their direction again you literal neanderthal

MAKE HER AIR TIGHT

you savage man beast, you'd probably cower in fear and tell your girlfriend 3 weeks later that it made you insecure and ask her nicely to stop

>We have an open relationship
you're housemates who fuck. don't try to sugar coat it

Found a newfag

Kill 'em to death.

No shit. I've been cheated on one too many times. Haven't dated in years because if it ever happened again, I know I'd kill someone.

I'd regret it, too. But I've actually asked myself this question before. I don't think I'd even have to walk in on it. Just knowing would most likely send me over the edge for good.

Probably srab one of them while they sleep and then rape the other

Do what I did last time, use the mouth.

But the joke isn't funny you faggot.

Welcome to Sup Forums, newfriend!

b..bbut it's h-human nnnature....

Force my dick it up her mouth. Peer pressure is scary

>Run into a store with explosives
>Make myself a vest of dynamites
>Shout "SANDWICHES"
>Detonate

Don't have a gf or friends.

newfags detected

No one cares, faggot, this is Sup Forums

I'd get my phone out and make a video and share it with everyone she knows after I kicked the top guy in the nuts and stomped on the bottom guy's nuts and beat all three of them with the aluminum bat I keep beside my bedroom door

>girlfriend already got fucked by my two best friends. not at once tho.
>fucked her dry one last time and never spoke to that slut again
>cry and masturbate for 3 years now
>females are nice, but... fucking sluts

If my house, throw them all out on their naked asses, take a recording, throw it up on the internet with all her information. Email her family and friends and workplace the video.

Put her shit out on the curb and move on with my life. Life is too short to stay heartbroken or angry.

shove a glass jar in their assholes

haha i browse Sup Forums on my spare time, ive browsed for about a year and like to call people newfags >:D
as you probably can tell im pretty random hehe x3 my main interests are memes :D

I would laugh, leave and go fuck all the women I've wanted to over the last 5 years.

>record video till the end
>tell all three of them to leave
>put all her shit in boxes and text her that her shit is waiting for her outside the door at a certain time.
>gather all the pictures with her in it
>put it in a box
>put video on usb stick and cdr
>put in box
>put stuff she gave me in box as well
>put box in my safe
>take a deep breath and go to bed
>wake up single
>we'll see what the future will bring.

[Best answer]

>commit multiple felony tier assault
>share vid of it[presumably on facebook]

the real newfag is found

I'd get at her mouth.

i would start fapping while watching them.

no jokes

Blow my brains out over their naked bodies.

Being this new

I'd be glad and go home

Jokes on you, I don't have friends or a gf.

This

Ha jokes on you. I don't have 2 bestfreinds not even 1

shoot all 3 in the dick/vagina

...

FUCKING NEWFAG

Lube up an stick my cock in the first hole I can comfortably get inside.

This guy knows

Literally same...

join in and slap the ahit out of my gf while she has 2 dicks in her and mine in her mouth

dump gf

go for drinks with the boys cause you cant get mad at them they just wanted to let you know your gf is a whore who isnt right for you

Hah, Jokes on you. I don't even have a room.

Found the newfag

you fucking idiot
if you took your hand out of your pants and left the basement you would know it does.
you're thinking of something you read online about DIESEL.
which by the way can be lit with a match, but not usually by accident.
idiot

Kind of a weird predicament, isn't it?

To be completely aware of where your breaking point is and being able to control your lifestyle to avoid it but knowing that's the extent of the control you have over the situation.

It messes with me.

break the knees on all three, move them to separate rooms, and then torched the house.
i would also record their screams to send to their friends and family together with pic related.

Ah summer

laugh because i dont have any friends nor a girlfriend in the 22 years of my worthless existence

Leave without them noticing. Later on kill each one off.

tell her "you're obviously dumped, also find a new place to live" since of course im the one who owns the house.

I like it.

A 360 would put you right into your bestfriends ass, fucking fag

i'd probably throw a tantrum like a little child and then leave for some bar to get black out drunk, use money i dont have to hire as many hookers as possible

>being this new
>not reading the thread
>not getting the joke
>that's the fucking joke

unzip and go all in , assert your dominance as alpha male and fuck them all.

Once Ive fucked them all id run to the kitchen and grab cake sprinkles and shit on the floor in front of them and then top it off with sprinkles "surprise shit bags" and exit the room after thoroughly wiping my ass on the door handle and exiting the room with double finger flick off, successfully making them faggots and laid.

Start wanking

Suddenly wondering what sloppy seconds is like

Kill all 3 of them, then turn myself in. Proceed to get 3 squares a day, free room & board b*tch.

triple homicide

Lube up my ads, ouch the top to the side and ride his cock while kissing my gf and moan like a slut for her

the best newfag detector

Take a picture, kick them out, and then anonymously send the picture to everyone she knows.

...

Beat the two asshats to death with a baseball bat

Administer the most violent anal rape of all time to the whore

Tie her up and set her on fire

Watch her skin bubble as she dies in agony

Make toast and coffee

Feed the cats

Tidy up

Assert my dominance and start assfucking them.

this

calling out newfag's for newfags, newfags

Whatevs. Girls are a dime a dozen and why would I continue to want her anyways?

Simply kill them all.

Problem solved.

>implying user has a gf
>implying user has two best friends
>implying user has a best friend
>implying user has a friend
>implying user walks into rooms