H-hello Anonymous! How are you f-feeling today?

H-hello Anonymous! How are you f-feeling today?
Are you tired? Worn out? Unable to cope?
Got a problem y-you need solving?
Need a friendly shoulder to cry on?

I'm h-here for you Anonymous.
Don't s-suffer in s-silence.

yeah alice! yeah!

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moshi moshi

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yes

bumping this shit hell yeah

Solve it.

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W-who even are you?

I n-need a hand...

How c-can I help you?

B, p-probably. I mean, we d-don't know because our universe doesn't allow s-such easy portals, b-but relativistically...

That feel when you'll never be carried like a princess.

again with this shit? didnt we run you off yesterday?


twitch stream plug incoming.

What anime is your face from?

chaz

Good evening Alice, fantastic stream yesterday!

oh, its nothing, have a nice thread~

bump

Why do I treat people like shit. Why am I such a nice guy before I start dating someone. And then I become the biggest asshole and ruin the relationship

I d-don't know if I can l-lift you, but I'll s-sure as hell try

Here's the reality, 99.95% of fat/obese people are that way because they are fucking greedy cunts.

Not because.... my genetics
Not because.... I was bullied
Not because.... feminism
Not because.... of diseases

Because... greedy fat cunts
Because... lazy fat cunts
Because... excuses make it easier to live with

Fuck them all, they cost nations multi billions a year on health care, why the fuck should decent hardworking people with good health pay for their up keeping.

Put them in a fat camp with a single bullet in a gun, either get fit and lose the fat and get a job and a life, or shoot themselves reducing costs.

And with America over 65% overweight, think of the fucking savings you stupid greedy yanks.

hey there, ma'am

So lately I dont want to do anything. Like I have zero motivation.

tfw you will never wife Alice, why live?

There w-will be another one at 6

Hey Alice, is it wrong to like lolis? I think it's ok because they're just cartoons but I feel like when I get older I'll start watching worse shit. I understand if you don't really want to answer because it's kind of a controversial topic and I'm sure you get plenty of people asking about this here, but I just wanted to see what someone else thinks.

mhmm sure

ayyy the green screen appears

The box isnt moving when it goes through the portal, it will flop. If youve ever played portal, you know that the box doesnt move if the portal is brought to it

Feeling good in your thread, I like your clothing

Alice I like that you do these, I have nothing to complain about, but nice job!

*blinks* W-well, tell me more.
What do you do?
Why do you do it?
And how do you act during the first few dates?

Okay. W-what was your question?

B-because there are MUCH better women out t-there than me!

can you stop with the stuttering shit

When can we see your beautiful face

*waves*

*nodnod* Can you t-tell me more about yourself?

That's not much to go on

*kissie*

But no one like you

You can sit on my face anytime

needs more greenscreen nano

Must be the first time I see them then, how about you now?

I'm really nice and sweet the whole time before we start dating. So she doesn't think I'm an asshole. Then we start dating I just become the biggest asshole. For no reason.

Well for the last year I havent been able to get a job, so lately I've just stopped even trying to look. I tell myself to go to the gym and get healthier, but then depresssion just hits me and I want to lay in bed all day and eat gummy bears.
I used to be a very focused and determined man, but now, I just dont seem to care about anything.

>B-because there are MUCH better women out t-there than me!
WRONG

Bump

>b-but it is wrong to masturbate to them.
but why

Kill yourself namefag

DELET

bump yeah! fuck yeah