Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time. 10.0? 0.0? Best New Music? Best New Reissue? 8.0+ with no BNM? A shitty set of 7's and below? Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain! Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review? Ian FUCKIN' Cohen? Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal? Jayson "8.7" Greene? Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever] Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired] Grayson "Grizzly" Currin? Brian "Backup" Howe? Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson? Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker? Andy "secretly alpha" Beta? Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne? Stephen "M." Deusner? Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes? Jenn "Best New Tastemaker" Pelly Marc "Not Mark" Hogan KRIS "Meme Rap" EX Jillian "they don't love you like I love you" Mapes Kevin "who needs TMT anyways" Lozano
Will someone dethrone Kendrick Lamar’s 9.2 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2017 BNM Tally: 22 Nights since last BNM: 1
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>Tonight's Top Stories -This thread stands with Kesha eternally -This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Jesu/Sun Kil Moon, Planetarium, and each & every poster here -/p4k/ forever
If you're going to continue to make these posts, at least use the correct updated logo. Here, I edited it for you, shill.
Dominic Parker
Planetarium 8.2 no bnm
Carter Nguyen
these threads used to be more active
Christian Davis
cmon guys we need more participation! get in here Sup Forums
Isaac Hall
Do we know what classic is getting reviewed tonight?
Xavier Ortiz
user: Suck My Cock
Oliver Jenkins
I switch between the one in the OP and this one depending where I'm posting from Suf is usually a safe bet for BNM
Kayden Gutierrez
Oh shit It's Mark Kozelek
Owen Mitchell
what are we participating in? Someone clue me in.
Cameron Allen
1:04 AM, Vdara Hotel Room 14015, April 9, 2016 Our day started today with many kisses You were on your way out the door to Southern California 'til the fourteenth And I was on my way to Las Vegas, then to New Orleans When you said bye and closed my apartment door behind you A heavy feeling fell upon me, it hit me in a very real way That we'll live the rest of our lives together And that gives me so much happiness and comfort But it also hit me harder than ever before that one day we'll say goodbye for a final time Every day we get closer and closer to death I have no illusions of an afterlife And have no idea how much longer I have on this planet Or what my quality of life will be in five, ten, fifteen years Where will our final goodbye be? What condition will I be in? And how will your health be? Are we even sure we'll be in the same place when one of us has to go? I don't like goodbyes I've had enough last goodbyes with people to know that it's the most painful emotion in the world I don't want to live for eternity, life is filled with too much sorrow My mind keeps flashing to a woman I saw recently Of her and her son asleep in the car on the Tenderloin on a very hot day They were in a tow-away zone and looked to be completely passed out She had a big map open on her lap But I knocked on the door and though she couldn't speak to me she was okay My biggest hope in life is that you are beside me when I die I've lived many lifetimes in forty-nine years But the best time of my life is of my days and years spent with you I'm getting older and my stomach is bloated and feels off I burp too much, I'm that middle-aged guy with a gut that I never thought I'd be And here I am in Las Vegas Family men with bellies bigger than mine are walking around with Guns N' Roses t-shirts
Tyler Campbell
p4k uploading reviews
Ryder Thomas
literally just one guy posting
Hudson Myers
ive never been on pitchfork, whats so special about this?
Brayden Turner
also, why havent they reviewed steroids by death grips yet?
guys im actually not kidding whats so special about pitchfork and why havent they reviewed the new dg shit
Aiden Harris
whew lad!
Alexander Watson
?
Parker Harris
They used to be pretty powerful and could make a band with a BNM tag Either due to it not being a proper release or further evidence that p4k has a grudge against Death Grips
Jordan Lopez
oh thanks for explaining.
Landon Bennett
can you imagine the kinda person who reads this review and then downloads this album bc p4k? lmao
Asher Turner
>listening to music made by womemes >ever
Jack Roberts
DEATH GRIPS IS A MEME AND NEEDS TO STOP JUST KIDDING
Elijah Thomas
why didn't p4k review crack-up?
Caleb Jones
aotysf? mine is angel olsen - my women
Isaac Taylor
good choice senpai
Brayden Gonzalez
??????
Jason Johnson
Either World Eater or The Assassination of Julius Caesar
