Ask a guy that just stuck a cucumber up his ass anything

Ask a guy that just stuck a cucumber up his ass anything.

AMA

Picture with cucumber in ass posted below

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when do you plan on killing yourself

I plan to do it everyday.

I hope to do it in a near future.

self bump

Could u sticc an eggplant in dat tighitt
Booty howl of urs

Depends on how fat the eggplant is. Ass almost broke from the cucumber.

How'd it feel?

Are you Andy Stixx?

It hurt, but my dick kept twitching and feeling tingly. nohomo

No, I'm not gay.

Why'd you put a cucumber in your ass?

I wanted to see how it would feel to have a cucumber in my ass

If dubs you have to eat it.

There is nothing gay about sticking a cucumber up your ass. It's actually very straight.

Roll.

>greentext
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Op here, dubs have spoken. Brb with pic

OP will deliver

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FYI: it tasted shit

Alright I'm outta this thread now