Do athletes get this kind of service in america?

Based Nasri

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>get a massage
>see this hot girl working
>try to hit on her
>she rejects you every time
>keep hitting on her
>you're a famous superstar so you think you can get any girl
>she keeps rejecting you
>you start to get angry
>you make a move and she pushes you off
>she poses for a mandatory photo-op
>you're still salty as fuck
>proceed to call her a whore
>say she fucked you in hopes of getting her fired

Apparently.

It's his wife being a crazy bitch on his account.

why are they yanks so dumb lads? Serious question.

lmao look at her latest insta post

You're an idiot. His girlfriend is tweeting from his account because she thinks he cheated on her.

athletes really need to hire someone to handle their social media

Her new insta post has the number I already left a message

Its blocked for me, screenshot please

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I swear convicts and their internet

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Thanks, I thought you meant the whores insta

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Really gets those neurons firing

>any more from this?

>Nasri
deadspin.com/samir-nasri-tweets-deletes-claims-of-full-sexual-serv-1790536649

no way somebody would write this shit if they weren't drugged, even if they weren't a high profile person.

wish it was true but it's def his hysterical girlfriend or some hacker maybe trying to fuck over drip doctors

It was his gf. She ragged on drip doctors from her instagram as well.

I bet he doesn't even lock his phone

Women are crazy; my girlfriend doesn't want me to masturbate, she thinks I should only cum with her as if she's the only woman on Earth

>my girlfriend
Why lie like this?

>youtube.com/watch?v=ohx1dBrKDUQ

Have you seen the ad they have? I don't think Nasri goes there for anything legitimately medical

holy shit thuis actually made me lol

The Fuck were they thinking. At least hire some doctor like looking people if you want to run an underground brothel for high profile clients.

So what do you think is in those IV drip bags?

fucking kek

horse placenta

Can we get some verification that this is legit. The account is just some bloke, could've made that video himself.

Samir Nasri Official @SamNasri19 4h4 hours ago

My account got hacked sorry about what happen earlier

yeah right..

No, I mean the "ad" on YouTube. Did they legit put that out or did some user just make it for laffs.

Well, all the footage is obviously real. I might have been edited some, but I imagine it would ridiculous in any form.

It matches up with their website

>literally cheating on this

why do zina wags always look so alien

google drip doctors, and the shakur sisters
they have a website insta, linkedin etc and it seems to all matchup
and the footage is obviously also real.

They're not very sterile.

The response to this is making me think that a lot of people have not been in long term relationships

No matter how hot she is eventually you just want to fuck something different

I think she looks tip top

Can't believe you put this much effort into your cuckpost

>be wealthy, attractive man with access to multitudes of top notch sexual prospects
>enter into a legally enforceable exclusive arrangement with one as if it were required
Why are athletes such fucking imbeciles? Why don't they follow this man's brilliant example?

is she the one who ruined nasris international career?

I'd let her ruin my international career. If you know what I mean.

This. You get tired of fucking the same thing, no matter what. Also when you break up, you end up wanting to fuck them again really bad.

Because athletes like to have a girl that is comfortable and accessible, there are tons of benefits to a long term relationship.

There are ways to have both and not be a fucking idiot about it, look at Lebron. He definitely fucks other girls, yet seemingly has a decent marriage and 2 kids. Nasri was just an immature retard about it

>when you sick of the beta bux u with and wanna divorce him and get half a billion

honestly at this point i dont even feel sorry for guys who get divorce cucked by courts. they cant plead ignorance. they create these messes themselves.

if she's chimping out like this every time i'd drop her too. crazy girls aren't good for your health m8.

>Because athletes like to have a girl that is comfortable and accessible,
Why settle for just 1, when you know how much it will cost you? You're basically voluntarily fucking up your own life.

he isn't even married

wheres he and she from? where do they live? any kids? lots of ways to lose a billion without marriage

Unfortunately, here in the US, you don't even have to be legally married to be financially ruined. Truly sad times.

your waifu isn't real m8

Yeah there's that but there is fantasising and there's being a stupid twat cheating when in a marriage/long term relationship

check the archive, there wa a thread last night while it was happening documenting it live.
Or check /r/soccer, they have a couple of threads on this

>This. You get tired of fucking the same thing, no matter what. Also when you break up, you end up wanting to fuck them again really bad.

So fucking true.... :(

If Los Angeles is in the US, then yes.

>be a shit player
>be a manlet
>look like a 12 year old
>get to fuck anyone you want

how do i become a footballer?

>make millions of currency per year.

all that matters.

fame actually trumps money cause girls think famous people are rich automatically

making money is harder than being famous, see all the retards on tv versus all the self made multi millionaires

kek you gotta be joking

wtf is this shit mein sides

>6D jenga

Kek wtf is this shit

>m-muh twitter was hacked...
KEK
Why do they always fall back on this stupid excuse?

>tripfag
>my girlfriend

>My girlfriend

>Nasri capable of typing out a grammatically correct sentence in English.

Didn't fool me amerifat.

In America we just turn a blind eye to rape committed by athletes.

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twitter.com/WhoScored/status/813891396218318848
>Samir Nasri: Has a higher away rating (7.21) than any other Sevilla player in La Liga this season

this one is gold.

Looks like a state-of-the-art health care establishment ran by highly qualified professionals

of course

I need to book an appt immediately.
$20 says Kobe is there 3x per week.

who will play them in the inevitable biopic?

>ywn be in a relationship with Nasri's crazy wife

Why even live bros?

she loves the BBC

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>that one on the far left

l-l-lewd

That or niggers are the only ones gullible to fall for gold diggers

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what the fuck where's my (You)?

Here's your U.

Where's my (You)?

why this bitch got a ladder in her bathroom

It's a social ladder

It's like poetry, but it doesn't rhyme

>tripfag
>my girlfriend

No, Daneland, 'tis not a joke.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palimony

what if they don't have big asses but diapers?

>disguising your escort service as a literal IV drip service

I bet one of the sisters is actually a RN or something and got the idea after seeing how easy it was to apply something like an IV

>charge $1500 for a potassium drip
>in reality you're sucking a dude off

didn't alot of people say that Anara was Arab, she's fucking spanish.

So nasri's under investigation now for doping coz of this lol

So which other celebs have been busted using this service? I saw Chris Brown on their instagram

It was typed by his gf/ex-gf who is a British Arab

really makes my dick drip

DESIGNATED

KEKING

She's addicted to me, don't be jellly there's enough women for us all

>go in for a simple IV drip with benefits
>get busted on twitter by your gf
>then get busted for doping

JUST

Could you be more specific

>samir was hacked, the tweets are false
Do the drip "doctors" seriously think anyone believes this? That ad that's been posted in this thread looks straight out of an adult studio