Eat Whitecastles

>Eat Whitecastles
>Burp
>smells like shit
>wake up next morning
>fart
>death smell

Why do I even eat this shit?

I never saw the value. It's like 90% bun.

becasue you were high

cause that shits fuckin delicious

i have never had violent shits after eating white castle and frankly i think that meme only exists because of harold and kumar

Not high, only slightly buzzed and too lazy to make food

If you're ever in the south try Krystal's

Gut bombs like wc

just got done passing them, most pitiful shit i ever took like 90% smell 10% solid waste.

S-s-s-satan?

that looks fucking disgusting. you wanna die? the world is your oyster bitch.

>farting all day
>mostly scent free
>rip a big deep one later on in the evening
>actually physically gag and have to vacate the immediate area
>the way i move brings the stench with me, take a big breath, gag again
>realize i need to shit now that the gaseous buffer has been removed
>take a big fat sloppy dump with my ass firmly planted on the seat
>finish up, stand, and inhale because i've totally forgotten why i was creating an air seal with my butt
>nearly fucking full-on vomit
>open bathroom window and shut door, consider room to be a hazard for the next 3 hours or so

thanks, pizza hut

oh shit.... my order was 9.99 exactly. cashier handed me the receipt upside down too

OP here, fuck off

Not OP

Real OP here, I'll try oysters next time.

What a terrible haiku.

They are more painful than Mexican food shits.
And I like my food spicy.

That's got nothing on a night of drinking finished off with a taco truck followed by a milkshake.

I used to buy the frozen white castle burgers... don't know what the fuck I was thinking at the time, but they definitely don't do anything good for your stomach. Taco bell gives me real bad shits so I know that one is not a meme.

I will, as I obviously do not care about you at all - and neither does anyone else btw, sorry for the truth here - but I'm right nonetheless.

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Well, I should read before comment then, soooooo, you go girl!

thanks. that's a lot more interesting

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Scripts take the fun out of everything.

Love WC but the prices should be cut in half. Overpriced for what you get.

Hey man, it takes money to run a business.
I blame the Communist for overpriced sliders

What are you talking about?
He's just linking to another thread.
You literally type it.

dude white castle gives me rockslides out my ass. katrina looks like a squirt gun compared to my epic white castle mud butt

You have encountered Fat Char!
Once the mighty "Red Comet of Zeon," he is now referred to by both junior and senior officers alike as "Meatball." No longer obsessed with destroying the White Base, he can instead be found at White Castle, where he downs cheeseburgers at "Three times normal speed!"

they taste amazing but yes, i have all the same problems with the burps and farts of death.
never had any digestive issues with them though

Because you're too fucking gay to live in California and eat In n Out cheeseburger masterace go fucking die you faggot.

dont' have white castle hamburgers here at all, bt judging from the OP pic u appear to be correct

referring to the person getting the hepta 0's

im sure in and out is tasty but there is only one WHite Castle. east coast can boast.

>what is Wendy's?

you shut the fuck up about Char you fucking nigger. The Principality of Zeon WILL destroy the Earth Federation. We will bomb your Whole Foods and occupy your Carls Jr. and Wendy's.

Eat a dick.

No. You're wrong. I have had both and In n Out is far superior. The quality is there man, and the fucking french fries are unbelievable.
Wendy's is absolute gutter bullshit

Shit taste

>Wendy's is absolute gutter bullshit
I like Wendy's. Their burgers are yummy. And their chicken nuggets are the best. I hate those new fries though...
Remember: the problem with most fast food places is the quality control of the particular location you're going to. I love Whoppers from Burger King, but on a shitty day when the particular Burger King location happens to be a run down one with lazy ass managers, and staffed entirely with niggers on that shift, the Whoppers are fucking gross. I've learned when to turn and leave upon seeing this.

Except for Carls Jr. I think they purposely train all their managers to make the food as disgusting as possible.

Wendy's is fucking garbage. Shit tier chicken and over salted meat. And fuck the frostie. Over rated ice cream can't compete with the icee.

for real what the fuck happened to carls jr. they used to be good, what happened to all those burgers they came out with like the chili burger and the girl dripping it all over herself.

It's because people who eat this on the regular tend to have god awful diets.

Eating white castle is a symptom not the cause.

You mad, bro?

Honestly their commercials turned me the fuck off to their food. Watching Pamela Andershit fake-titted bimbo sports bar clones rubbing burgers all over themselves grossed me the fuck out. Wouldn't stick my dick in those nasty vapid whores and wouldn't put that shit in my mouth.

Sup Forumsrtibong reporting in.

Obviously growing up and seeing American culture, I felt jealous seeing all of the different fast food outlets available to Americans which are not available here.

Through outlets such as the media, movies, tv etc I felt like we were missing out.

Fast forward to now and having been on a trip to America and making it one of my missions to try as much of these fast food outlets as possible, I came to realise that most of it is extremely over-rated and that we aren't really missing out on much back home.

Now, diners on the other hand, they were a game changer and some of the food I had from random establishments was bomb. You can't beat the atmosphere either.

also, cheesecake factory was the fucking shit.

Such a travesty that we dont have it here.

>The quality is there man

ok, quality is good and has its place but white castle is not there for quality.
I don't think white castle is the best burger ever or even near the top. All i'm saying is that they are delicious eats and nothing else taste like 'em while making you feel like the biggest piece of shot for the next 12 hours.

Not picking a fight, user, but diners are absolute shit. It's production home-cooked food in shitty place filled with noisy people and served by nasty white trash women pissed off at society for their life choices. Fucking hate diners. Bikers, truck drivers, and millennials out too late from hitting the Bernie rallies though...

>Wendy's is fucking garbage. Shit tier chicken and over salted meat.

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Yeah, but we don't have them here. I think it's like some weird messed up version of poverty porn but with food.

You gotta understand that some of the crazy and wacky food items you think are normal we simply don't get over here and also the portion sizes.

In the UK we overpay for smaller portions, whereas across the pond, you literally stack it high and price it as if it was going out of business.

Even went to some fine dining restaurants and damn, I couldn't believe the how low the price was for the service you got. Crazy.

I was forced to go to a diner about 2 years ago. I regretted it the moment I walked in