/heem/: headbutt edition

Upcoming events:

12/29: RIZIN FIGHTING WORLD GRAND PRIX 2016: SECONDU ROUNDO - Cro Cop vs King Mo
12/30: UFC 207 - Nunes vs Rousey
12/31: RIZIN FIGHTING WORLD GRAND PRIX 2016: FINARU ROUNDO - Gracie vs Kawajiri
12/31: WSOF 34 - Gaethje vs Firmino
1/13: LFA 1 - Peterson vs Higo
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1/14: Invicta FC 21 - Anderson vs Tweet
1/15: UFC FN 103 - Rodriguez vs Penn
1/20: GLORY 37 - Roosmalen vs Embree
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1/21: Bellator 170 - Sonnen vs Ortiz
1/23: VFC 55 - Lindsey vs Cochrane 2
1/27: Bellator 171 - TBA
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2/4: UFC FN 104 - Bermudez vs Jung
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2/18: Bellator 172 - Mitrione vs Emelianenko
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3/11: ACB 53 - Khalidov vs Barnatt
3/18: UFC FN 108 - TBA

Previous thread: News:

>Khabib's manager on Tony, Conor fights
mmajunkie.com/2016/12/manager-after-khabib-nurmagomedov-kills-tony-ferguson-were-going-for-big-cobra-conor-mcgregor

>Thatch on losing skid
mmajunkie.com/2016/12/brandon-thatch-discusses-losing-skid-and-chance-to-rebound-at-ufc-207

>Article about Nunes
mmafighting.com/2016/12/27/13993322/amanda-nunes-ufc-ronda-rousey-miesha-tate-nina-ansaroff

Other urls found in this thread:

ufc.com/news/UFC-Statement-on-josh-barnett-122716?id=
youtu.be/tWnlxtx6N38
thefighterandthekid.tfatk.libsynpro.com/big-brown-breakdown-episode-4-ufc-207-nunes-vs-rousey
youtu.be/vIDCs2DxpnM
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Shaub bless

I know you knew there was already a thread with 20 posters in it. Reported.

That thread is dildos, kill you are self

Notice how the angstiest of autistic awkward geeks hate on Cruz and Nunes and try to self-insert into wannabe tough guys like Cody and Ronda

assumed that one had been deleted by now

also this
that thread is shit

>Nunes can defend against Ronda on the ground, she's a black belt!

So was Ediane Comes.

fucking attention whore
kill yourself seriously

Active thread

they desperately want to be aggressive and successful, so they pretend the successes of fighters who fit those criteria are their own
as soon as one of those fighters loses, they move onto the next hypetrain

saged and reported

>please use my shitty thread

just stop my man

Barnett popped.

Schaub has brain damage

Why does this happen?

Brendan and Bryan (no guest). Good fun time.

Brendan and Bryan (w/guest). Bad time. Brendan shitting on Bryan all the time.

JRE. Brendan,Joe w/Callen. Bad time. Both guys shitting on Bryan.

Brendan on someones show by himself. Good time. Fun.

Brendan on someones show with Callen. Bad time. Brendan making fun of Bryan the entire time.

Dominick Cruz

Had a yuge meal lads

Feel a schaub coming on

>Ronda gets the clinch, it's over like that!!!

Just like against Holly

Just like Miesha in the 2nd fight

Just like Carmouche

Already proven otherwise

Why would I need to apologise?

It is what you did when everyone was using his thread

They're insecure and use callen as a means to show that they're socially dominant when around strangers

ufc.com/news/UFC-Statement-on-josh-barnett-122716?id=

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It's that dumb Australian who probably has an oversized Ronda poster hanging in his room.

>The UFC organization was formally notified today that the U.S. Anti-Doping Agency (USADA) has informed Josh Barnett of a potential Anti-Doping Policy violation stemming from an out-of-competition sample collection on December 9, 2016.

When did he pop? He got suspended under two years ago right?

>If Ronda even touches you, you will instantly be in an armbar

he's so delusional

Yes, because autists totally aren't the ones who sperg out over repeating numbers and rush over to tell their non-existent threads about it

Kill yourself

youtu.be/tWnlxtx6N38

Embedded 2

Get ready to APOLOGISE.

>anything that isn't OCD schizophrenia is shitty

You need some help, man. Relax

I don't deny that Ronda is a threat, but she's not a Maia tier grappler like you seem to think she is

Remember when Ronda clinched and armbarred for a submission 5 DIFFERENT TIMES at 193?

drumpf BTFO

Nice digits man

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WE DID IT BABY
FOUR TIMES!!!

Autist

does eddie bravo mean a lot to you

>Mir
>Barnett

>The guys with the awful dadbods in charge of not getting USADA'd

But we always already knew these guys were on gear so it's not like it matters now.

Ngannou is the future.

Why did Cruz insinuate Garbrandt had sustained many hundreds of concussions?

Because he has, from numerous street fights and involvement in other sports
I can't recall the exact articles this is talked about in, but you'll find it if you search for it

Insider knowledge

rate out of 10 and predict FOTN

Cause he actually has. Reading Cody's backstory is actually pretty inspiring. Doesn't deserve the hate but still rubs me the wrong way.

9
FOTN Thatch vs Price

how come cody's gf is so average?

Wait pig rigg is fighting this week?!

>Thatch vs Price

that's a first
why do you think that

>The PED-master

Cowboy-Means FOTN and one of the bloodiest of the year

Not a banger though, very good regardless

Just a reminder that I tipped Polo Reyes and Maestro Kim along with Smith-Aldana to be FOTN at 199 and Sacramento respectively

just look at him

>I like to be different from the masses, I like to do things different
lel cruz is like tfw to smart for christmas

>Implying Brazilian cowboy won't just wall and stall

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the hairdo reminds me of shane burgos

this guy looks like he only goes to stores at 3am

Saint Goobert, blessed be thy name.

LAds

It's here

thefighterandthekid.tfatk.libsynpro.com/big-brown-breakdown-episode-4-ufc-207-nunes-vs-rousey

Schaub bless brother.-

BIGG Rigg SURGE begins

Steaks are back

Bryan and Brendan agree. They said next year they won't be having random guests to promote stuff, just occasionally have actual friends on as guests.

>Nunes fucks Honda up on the feet and goes for a submission
>Nunes touches Honda and is instantly armbarred as she locks in an armbar of her own
>yfw the first double submission in MMA history

Shaub bless, my man

quads confirm

She looks taller for some reason.

>Tfw Amanda accidentally soccer kicks her and is stripped of the belt.

Nunes is throwing the fight

Armbar 2nd round for Ronda, for sure, homeboys

she's leaner and is standing up straighter

Who is he picking so I can fade him?

The winners, now go wash your hands.

>Cruz running on Christmas and not visiting family

literal /ourguy/

R9K is that way

>now go wash your hands.

I will after I go dispose off a big schaub in the toilet, be a good sperg and give me a quick summary.

This

Can't believe you sheep can't see it. WME, who've been heavily involved with Ronda in the past buy the company and you think they're not gonna hotshot her back to stardom when they're in dire need of one?

Bollocks, absolute bollocks. Rousey takes it

NEW THREAD!!!
NEW THREAD!!!
NEW THREAD!!!
NEW THREAD!!!

snooze talking shit about our boy again
youtu.be/vIDCs2DxpnM

Just a few more days until the meme ends

googled "double armbar" for the keks
got this juicy sub and had to make a webm of it

>having gay porn pictures saved on your computer.
Exactly what I would expect from a Schaub hating cheeto fingered nerd.

Kek, that's a nice shop

I know right? I don't know who he thinks his homosexuality is offending

>implying being gay isn't a schaub approved activity

for sure lose my number my man

see your fellow Shaub hater, my guy. And dust those cheeto fingers off why you are at it, my man

Will trump tweet about rondas loss?

who will you guys be bandwagoning after Cody is exposed
will tony be next

I don't get it, why does Bulgarbro hate McGregor but loves Schaub?

Do Schaub h8rs realize how pathetic they come off? I can't imagine they do. Seriously think about it - they're sitting on Sup Forums h8ing on another mans success. it comes off as pure jealousy. It's impossible to be offended by it.

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We're not hating on Schaub. He's not even a fighter. Hasn't fought in two years. Retired from the sport cause he had a serious brain injury, so why do you keep talking about him? Are you paid shills or what?

How about Schaub nuthuggers? Sitting on Sup Forums praising another man's failure at heavyweight

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It's hilarious that you are incapable of acknowledging people think differently than you.

im like 50/50 with Conor, the other Bulgarian dude that hates Conor is anti Shaub too

>tfw too intelligent to spend time with loved ones

Literally lmao @ your lives right now. Go do something for yourself instead of just h8ing on another man you clearly envy. I promise you'll feel better.

What did you mean by this
The vast majority of cody fanboys are fairweather fans, I want to know who you'll be hyping next

He's got bigger fish to fry now, probably doesn't even know she's fighting this Friday

>The vast majority of cody fanboys are fairweather fans
Prove it

Such a weirdo. Cant wait until cody punches a hole through his face

>State of your """""""""life"""""""

Requesting screencap of Ronda beaten soundly

Can't hate on someone who isn't even a fighter my man.