NFL: Cowboys, 13-2 and on the verge of a dynastic run, Texas winners of AFC South
NBA: Spurs best team in the Western Conference, Rockets 4 seed and Mavs have a promising future
NHL: Stars are pretty good
MLB: Who the fuck cares about boreball. I hope the Rangers and Astros relocate
MLS: Dynamo and FC Dallas are both contenders
NCAA: Most NCAA FB athletes come from Texas
Plus GOAT weather, GOAT cuisine, GOAT culture, GOAT economy and barely any minorities.
Can anyone mess with Texas?
Ohio
Cavs made won finals
Indians lost the World Series
OSU one game away from the national championship
Blue Jackets currently number one in NHL
New York City.
>NFL: Giants the 5th seed, beaten the best team in the NFL twice this season
NBA: Knicks playoff bound
NHL: Rangers are the best team in the Eastern right now
MLB: Mets are coming off back to back playoff appearances including a World Series run
MLS: New York teams finished 1&2 in their division
The Astros and Rangers are teams with bright futures, you colossal retard. Why would you relocate them? They both have good attendance too.
>boreball
>mattering
Get that unathletic shit out of Texas.
Finished 1st and 2nd in the AL West 2 years in a row, Jamal.
I'd say that matters.
>either state
>rags
>rags
ONE
I don't know any boreball fans in real life.
The boreball teams need to relocate.
What nigger-infested slum do you live in then?
South Lake, idiot.
>Goat weather
>80 degree winters where it rains every 10 minutes
>keksas
>good
Baseball fans remind me of Trump supporters. They never really reveal themselves. All the celebs are HOLY SHIT TOM BRADY AND LEBRON and TRUMP IS LITERALLY HITLER. Yet both baseball and Trump are supported by millions of Americans.
This so much.
>Mavs have a promising future
kek, maybe after years of tanking
>GOAT weather
It's humid as fuck in the summer and winter the temperature is so volatile, it could be 80 degrees one day then 30 the next with snow
>GOAT cuisine
Tex mex is just shitty Mexican food
Also your state has high obesity and diabetes for a reason, everything's big in texas. Fucking disgusting
>barely any minorities
LOL
>Texas winners of AFC South
>Mavs have a promising future
>Stars are pretty good
>Who the fuck cares about boreball
>But we care about MLS!
>Most NCAA FB athletes come from Texas[if you don't count Florida or California]
>GOAT "cuisine"
>GOAT "culture"
>GOAT economy
This shit is 10/10. You just don't see as much effort or nuance in shitposts anymore.
> and barely any minorities.
hate to burst your bubble there, hick.
>cuisine
>culture
Let me tell you something my man
ohio is for faggots
>Tex mex is just shitty Mexican food
That is a fucking lie and you know it. It's a distinct cuisine with a distinct appeal.
>Texas and Ohio arguing about which is the greatest state
MFW
I know right.
Ohio is about to have 4 different teams go to their leagues championship game in less than two years
What is this even a discussion?
Ohio teams could win every major sport championship for the next decade and it'd still be the taint of America.