> Less than an hour ago
> Hear knock at door
> Have social issues
> Quickly run to other room so people don't look through glass top and see me
> Knock is on the light side (not heavy)
> Knock comes again a minute later
> See two maybe college age women walk to next house
> Dresses, name tags, holding a briefcase type thing
Were they religious solicitors ?
It was the autism services.
They're looking for you.
Are you sure ?
Take this, OP. If they do anything fishy, blow out their fucking brains. I'll take care of the bodies for you.
You're a good guy
If you see anyone walking around with a dog it's definitely the services.
Dogs can not only smell drugs and cancer but also autism.
Cover yourself in feces and aftershave and you should be fine.
Always glad to help a fellow retard in need
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What if I don't have aftershave ?
Is it an election year where you live? Maybe they were candidates stumping for votes.
They looked like Mormons out of their usual attire.
And they didn't have incest foreheads, face wise they were normal girls.
Double the feces
Double the fun ?
PC master race checking in.
Don't die on me
If you wanted to know what they wanted, then you should have answered the door.
If you have social issues, then you should have answered the door.
These little exchanges are the least committed social interaction you can engage in. It's good practice.
But you're a fucking retarded mongoloid with an odd shape and an even odder odor, so do us all a favor and just stay inside and away from the rest of us.
>But you're a fucking retarded mongoloid with an odd shape and an even odder odor, so do us all a favor and just stay inside and away from the rest of us.
My sides
op is a faggot
prove it
Mormons
if they ain't 10 and selling cookies people would kill for, they're religious.
Maybe they were looking to make a porno.
Guess you'll never know.
nobody ever comes to your door with good news - handing you a bag of money or something. They only come to your door when they want something from you. These bitches were just trying to sell some shit. I don't answer my door either.