My hat just came in the mail today, where should I wear it first?

My hat just came in the mail today, where should I wear it first?

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On your head?

Do you have a whole foods near you?

Your closest Hispanic supermarket

I was hoping it could be a butthat

I always wear mine when outside or during a high energy time like a Super Tuesday.

At the synagogue

Who fucking cares?

I wear my red one everywhere now that he is the nominee

Wear it at the local mexican restaurant...

After you get your food.

I'm a professional cowboy and I use catheters. Been cowboyin' for 25 years. I've broken 14 bones had 2 concussions and a punctured lung. I know pain and I don't want any more of it. Especially when I cath.

Starbucks.

Go to a black church tomorrow

Underrated post.

>Or to a PETA rally?

Into a women's bathroom, take a shit all over the mirrors and yell gas the kikes, race war now.

Nope, I come from California but I don't come from SoCal. I have a workplace, two Starbucks, and a lot of Mexican restaurants.

Not enough niggers in my city for a black church to even be constructed.

I wore mine out to the movies yesterday
I wore it at Target

the hat commands respect. it's nice

I've had my red MAGA hat since the NH primary. I wore it out for the first time yesterday to my local dispensary and it was hilarious.

EVERYONE was staring at it. The girl at the front desk clearly wanted to say something but didn't. When I was at the counter, the new guy called me "Mr. ---" and shook my hand after staring at the hat and the cashier next to me asked if I was wearing it seriously or ironically.

I said I'm 100% serious and I'm just trying to MAGA. He came out as a libertarian and was pushing Gary Johnson and we agreed that someone needed to get elected that would fuck shit up.

Overall, showing my power level was a great experience and I would do it again.

THANKS MR TRUMP.

>a fucking katana
I don't think that's the right hat for you

>commands respect

I was surprised but it really does.

Faggot.

Where is your Wakizashi?

SHAMEFUR DISPRAY

people would double take at it occasionally and as i would walk by i could feel wave after wave of contrition

>FAKE HAT

/nohat

Waiting for it to arrive.

/stillnohat

Walk down the streets of East Los Angeles, or even better, some hipster enclave like Portland, Brooklyn, Silver Lake, etc...

University/College, then do a tour of trendy coffee shops

i was walking down the streets of los angeles yesterday with my hat
you mad berncuck?

Well, us enlightened ones believe that the power of our ideas can stump ignorance. Only savage, ignorant brutes resort to violence.

Try wearing it in oncoming traffic.

This

how did you get yours, we can't buy them here in canada?

MAGA is pronounced like the first half of the word "magazine", idiot

How long does it take to come in? I ordered mine on Thursday.

I got a camo one though.

Getting awfully defensive there, buddy.

you mean clips

Go to a hipster bar.

Its all OVER boys. TRUMP has destroyed all of the GOP contenders. Now its time to "Start me up" against WAR CRIMINAL Hillary Rodham Clinton!
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>wear proudly in high trigger zones such as starbucks and whole foods
>profit

You have to buy yours off a site like Amazon because buying it from the Trump website would be funding a US presidential campaign.

A little less than a week for me

I'll do that next

I'll keep you updated on my journey to Starbucks.

Mexican restaurant

whose this manmilk mephistopheles?