How did he know Enchantress's magical language at the end? Why was Joker a cuck...

How did he know Enchantress's magical language at the end? Why was Joker a cuck? Why did Katana just fucking leave Flagg? How the FUCK did Harley get that phone?

Fuck this movie.

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>magical language
It was spanish.

>How the FUCK did Harley get that phone?

I asked that to the girl I went to see the movie with and she said she had it in her pussy the whole time. Needless to say I

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Why was everyone a tattooed mongoloid fuck in this movie?

The guy from MadTV gives her the phone after she gets the bomb implant. It's really easy to miss, there's almost no time devoted to it.

He was an Aztec, she was a Mayan
They were historical rivals

you what

How long until DCkeks try to convince people this movie was kino?

>How the FUCK did Harley get that phone?
the Joker's toady at the prison slipped it into her hand when she was leaving for the mission

i can't explain that other shit, sorry

anyone who types "cuck" is immediately a goddamn child in my eyes. Such an infantile simian view of humanity.

why did that stupid nigger bitch just leave the statue of the brother on a bathroom shelf when she knows that they contain demons inside them and the witch is able to teleport and steal shit

>It was Spanish
>He was going to kill the guy because he made eyes at Harley
>because in the scene before Flagg revealed that the Government cause the whole problem
>Joker meets up with the guy at a casino and blackmails him into giving her the phone

Were you seriously not paying attention?

How do people keep missing the scene where the prison guard passes her the cell phone as they are being wheeled outside? Even the RLM guys had a small bit where they were wondering how she got one.

Because people didn't watch it and just want to join in on the shitposting spree

It's literally an autism filter, anyone that noticed it is a autismal.

Did we see the same movie? He goes and hands it to her in plain view of the 20 guards escorting her and Deadshot, then has a prolonged conversation out loud about how it's from The Joker and to put in a good word for him. Then the scene ends with him standing there yelling after her about what her comment meant. That scene was fucking retarded, that's probably why you blocked it out.

So was Harley's bomb reactivated at some point? Why was she worried when black lady showed up?

No he was too busy shitposting

My biggest question is why did Harley willingly go back to prison? Joker already deactivated her bomb when she split for the helicopter with him; she could have just ran from the fat black lady. The ending scene is pointless as she put herself there willingly

She thought pudding was dead and her whole point of living was for him. So since he was dead she wanted to go back to her friends

>kino?
opinion discarded

That may just be retarded enough to make sense

The ability to see apparently makes you autistic

>That may just be retarded enough to make sense
What? How is that retarded? She lost the love of her life and had nowhere else to go. So she decided to stay with her friends. It just happens that her friends are in a prison.

You see, my ideology is centered around the idea of The Interracial Breeding Grounds. White women like Harley will be forbidden from fraternizing with white men and be made exclusively available for superior black seed. This will be accomplished through the coercion of an authoritarian Fascist government. At this point it should be obvious that such a system is only sustainable for a single generation. Because of this it might be necessary to permit white men and women to reproduce in a controlled way, such as via artificial insemination, in order to reliably procure a steady stream of white women to ensure the eternal existence of The Interracial Breeding Grounds. Alternatively the white race is uniquely evil as evidenced by its history so perhaps the greatest cuck of all would be its ultimate annihilation through BBC. By strengthening my control of Gothams criminal underworld and the virile bucks within, I hope to make my dream a reality.

What did he mean by this?

>people who were looking at their phone missed the part where Harley is given a phone
Fascinating

She lives in a cage. You think she's having tea parties with will smith? You think any of them even once saw each other before or after all this? They all live in separate enclosures. If you have to ask why that would be a retarded decision rather than escaping and breaking your "friends" out of prison, then this was clearly your type of movie.

>Katana didn't got his back
Really subverts expectations.

>why do they keep you down there?
>I axed

I fucking died. Killer Croc was horrible in this movie.

Yo dog, you typed cuck though.

so did you

FPBP

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The joker was literally a cuck though.
He was getting off to watching his girlfriend fuck other men.

>What did he mean by this?

HONKA HONKA

You do realize this would lead to the ultimate annihilation of the black race

Okay geniuses, answer THIS:

Why the FUCK did Enchantress leave the one bomb that SHE KNOWS (because Flagg told her) that could KILL her brother in the Subway when she LITERALLY had it in her hands?

Conversely, why the FUCK did Flagg leave the ONE THING that could kill the brother in the Subway, right where the Enchantress and her brother are?

Third, how could this bomb kill the Brother when we've seen him take tank and helicopter rounds and brush them off?

>tfw diablo was the only character i liked

You don't even need to go that far. You only need to ask why the government was building a suicide squad to begin with. I guess the movie does kind of satisfy this since the entire plot is basically
>this was a terrible idea, shut it down.

continuous, "subtle" (at this point) programming to eventually turn the average person into a clown (almost entirely there)

They had meta-humans who were restrained, and who they could bargain with, so Waller managed to manipulate her way into getting the government to approve.

There is no answer for

WILL THEY RELEASE THE ULTIMATE CUT OF THE MOVIE?
If not, I'm not seeing it. I was going to watch it in a theater, but as they cut a half of it I decided to HOL UP.

This desu killed it for me.

My flamefu pls bring him back

Bait

> it was spanish
>reshoots cut his scenes, originally he was abusive and more like the joker would be
>upset that flagg didnt tell her or something. shes barely a character so who cares
>guy hands it to her in full view of everyone, even goes so far to scream after her asking what she meant, not that this is ever brought up again, not even him getting killed in the end breakout scene

only question i needed answered
> why the fuck would Waller, a woman they go out of their way to show as coldhearted and willing to kill for the stupidest reason not destroy enchantress heart the minute she stopped listening

Who shot down their transport chopper? The goons didn't have anti aircraft guns that can shred a heli like that.
Did Joker make a Joker emoji?
They evacuated the city but not Waller?
Seriously, did the Joker have an emoji made of him?
Why did Flagg carry around the letters from the daughter of a dude he barely knows for less than a day?
DID THE JOKER REALLY MAKE A JOKER EMOJI?
Why didn't Waller incinerate/destroy the heart? It's already disembodied you think stabbing it a bit would change anything?
What's the point of the Squad?
>Imma get a crew of hard pipe hittin niggas in case Superman goes rogue. They'll be composed of a lady with a bat, a guy good with guns, a guy REALLY good with guns, a big guy (for you), a normal lady with a magic sword, the master of the ancient arts of boomerangs, a guy who controls Superman's weakness: fire, Davey Jones, and a guy really, really, REALLY good with ropes.

This movie was a mess.

>best of best
>all regular humans with exception of diablo
Might as well got a seal team desu

She WANTED her to steal it.
She wanted the whole shitstorm to go down.
She wanted a reason to use Task Force X.
She wanted Task Force X to kill Enchantress.

Not to mention the previous scene when he's at the club and gets pulled into the backroom where the Joker meets him and clearly has a mission for him then in the next scene he hands her the phone and says it's from the Joker as she's being taken away.

Even Reddit Letter Media didn't know where she got the phone. Like is it really that hard to watch what's happening on the screen?

>not watching the scene where she tries to do exactly that

>he doesnt know that WB butchered the movie in the editing room

>The Squad was meant only to fight Superman

Jesus Christ you people are barely sentient

I don't remember this at all.

>most glaring "criticism" is that Enchatress and her brother were both a product of the government fucking around with metahumans
>implying this isn't the fucking point
>implying it isn't reinforced by the Skwad wasting their lives and everyone's time by rescuing Waller
The movie's terribly edited I can't understand how nobody got this.

>A squad composed of people even Batman beats up on a regular basis.
>Let's use them to fight the likes of Superman

Are you seriously defending a movie where an "elite, hardcore squad" is composed of a girl with a bat, a guy who can climb good, a normal human with just a sword and guy throwing boomerangs?
Besides Flagg, Deadshot, Diablo and maybe Croc (if he had training) the rest of the team are so utterly useless against a competent squad of soldiers it would actually be funny.

when? after she escapes,? all she does is stab it with a pen a couple of times and gives up
she could have just detonated the thing and been done with it at literalyl any time
hell if she was just trying to show the team worked she could have waited and then detonated it once they were in teh city and claimed it as a victory for her program

Did you miss the part where the Squad was supposed to be an expendable team of metahumans and specialists for dealing with black ops?

I mean, that's the entire purpose of the beginning of the movie. They literally explain it to you TWICE. Were you not paying attention?

> they were shown using guns, guess we are suppsoed to assume they had other weaponry
>who cares
>this was stupid, she would have been high priority considering her position and influence
>who cares
> the prison had the letters, flag probably grabbed them when they were doing transfer paperwork as either a possible carrot on a stick later or as something to taunt him with
>superman was more an allegory to the emerging metahuman threat, but yeah i agree that saying these guys could go toe to toe with superman is retarded

is that memelord on the far right?

What are the ninja guys called? Spectre or something?

BTW: Secret Six superior in every way

I thought the security guard gave her the phone, thats why the joker approached him in the first place

Yeah, I got that. But unlike the pic you showed me (minus fucking Harley again) half the squad in the movie can't possibly deal with a real black ops group. Like what the fuck is Katana supposed to do against five guys aiming their guns at her, commit sudoku?

Flagg, Deadshot and Diablo will be fine but a guy throwing boomerangs won't last a second against what the Squad is supposed to be against, expendable or not.
Christ, they even had to add a useless scene where Harley jumps around and does shit because they realized she hasn't done anything noteworthy. Same goes for Croc who got BTFOd in his own element. The movie is scene after scene of screenwriters going "oh shit, we forgot about that guy, just write in a scene of them doing something" before forgetting about them again.

people on Sup Forums just like repeating the cuck meme, right?

i mean you guys actually understood what the scene was conveying, right?
RIGHT?

Why didn't the enchantress just kidnap Waller?
She could steal that Iran documents in an instant.

Katana is a magic ninja. Boomerang literally fights a man who can run faster than death with boomerangs. Harley is the Joker with a vagina.

What you're doing is the equivalent of saying that Die Hard doesn't real because he would go deaf from an explosion. Try taking off your fedora for a minute, Carl Sagan.

...she did. That was the ending of the movie.

>Boomerang literally fights a man who can run faster than death with boomerangs
Boomerang didn't do a single thing in the movie. He kills too minions in the alleyway and picks up his unicorn and then he never does a single thing again.

Amanda Waller's EXACT words are "no real powers, but he's dealt with metahumans."

I'm positive you didn't watch this movie now, or else you have a learning disability.

This is my first time posting in the thread, so not whoever you think I am. Also, I watched a shitty camrip, so it was hard to hear at certain parts.

>...she did. That was the ending of the movie.
I also didn't see this in the rip I watched. The rip just cut off after Harley gets freed and then goes directly into the Affleck credit sequence

She had nothing else to live for. It wasn't really hard to understand

>The rip just cut off after Harley gets freed and then goes directly into the Affleck credit sequence
theres like 30 minutes of movie you missed

i wish they had reasons for the teammembers ot be there
like work their abilities into fight scenes. maybe have captain boomerang throw an exploding one at the end rather then some random bomb vest they dont even mention until its needed
have him do it to trick her into thinking he missed or something

ur dumb. haha.

> throws boomerang
> all watch it sail wide of target
> enchantress saunters up doing the funky chicken for her next spell
> " you missed"
>"boomerang bitch" as it comes flying back exploding
tell me that wouldnt get the reddit crowd to cream their pants

You missed like half the movie dude. Why are you complaining it didn't make sense if you didn't even see it?

Did people not understand how Harley got the phone ? It's not even a vague scene.
The movie was choppy as fuck but no way you missed this shit

MadTV guy meets the joker at one of his casinos. Joker gives him the phone and then later he gives it to Harley

Unless you left the the theater I honestly don't see how you missed that.

Or is this a meme?

He kinda did that with Katana

At this point it's a meme. The RLM guys complained about it and people are parroting what they said without watching the movie.

Wiki says the film is 2 hours and 3 minutes. My rip is 1 hour and 53 minutes. 10 minutes of credits sounds about right so maybe I was missing a minute or two, but definitely not 30 minutes.

im confused on that as well
red letter media even stated they had no clue howshe got the phone in their review. its a huge annoying scene, made even more so by the fact that it never pans out or get resolved, he never gets comeuppeance and you never see him again.

if the last scene you saw was harley being rescued by the joker on the helicopter then you missed a very large chunk
im not even joking you literally missed the entire third act

I'm talking about when she goes back to the cell at the end of the film, believing Joker to be dead, and he busts in with swat gear killing everyone and saying "Let's go home, baby" or something to that effect and she is damn near in tears that he is still alive.

ok yeah so thats the end
but earlier you said you didnt see the part where waller got kidnapped
so which is it?

nevermind i see the confusion here
you think he meant end of the movie as in end movie roll credits
he meant as in the final act of the movie that brings things to a head

Harley said to the guard that he was going to get it
And he was scared
Like the Joker would kill him because of how he treated Harley

I liked his sleazy character but I don't remember if he showed up at the end when everyone is back in prison

There is an extended scene where Joker gays it up with the guard. Maybe they didn't realize it was the same actor ?

>you think he meant end of the movie as in end movie roll credits
>he meant as in the final act of the movie that brings things to a head
Ah, yeah. I thought he meant the literal end had some sort of "Surprise, Enchantress is alive and just kidnapped Waller again" sort of scene. My bad.

nah that would require interest
and how would they ever find the right pop song for that scene

thats what im saying
how hard would it have been to have that gaurd there and for joker to shoot him or capture him to have some fun with his waifu later

Easy.
youtube.com/watch?v=I_izvAbhExY

>How the FUCK did Harley get that phone?
is this a meme?
the guard gives it to her in a scene and says it's from joker

your hired, you start tuesday

This
This wasn't a deleted scene and it is amazing so many people are incapable of paying attention

>joker and harley will never rape and torture you

why even be an asshole prison guard bros

Yea but where did the Joker get the phone ?
What was the messaging plan?
What was the phones OS?
Did he have to pay roaming fees?
This movie was terrible

>Some people really didn't understand why Captain BOOMERANG came back
Idiots.

HONKA HONKA

she didn't really have time to blow it up, stabbing the heart should've killed enchantress but Waller had no way of knowing that the witch's super powered brother would be there to compensate for her lack of heart

did they do it for the meme