I fucked a hooker for the first time today. AMA

i fucked a hooker for the first time today. AMA.

want to kill your self yet?

Congrats buddy.

Was it as overrated for you as it was for me?

How was he?

nope, feeling pretty decent :) is it gonna hit me later?

if it were more costly, then yes, but the donation was reasonable so i have no complaints

How much did he charge?

6/10 in looks, 8/10 in bedside manner
250 for the hour

Did her pussy smell like tears and regret?

why go for a hooker? are you a ugly retard or bad at speaking to girls?

no it just smelled like regular white girl pussy

me:
>short
>asian
>fat
>ugly
>balding
>shitty teeth
>college dropout NEET working odd jobs for pocket money while living in moms basement

i never had a chance.

about the average rate

thank you for making me feel better about my life fellow asian

youre welcome :)

life is what you make of it. I got 5 out of 7 of those things in common with you and have had sex with three different women in the past year.
literally the only difference is that I'm white, a highschool dropout, and the basement I live in doesn't belong to my parents...

>white

you have no idea what a huge difference this makes

Fuck off, Jake.

all that meth you cook up probably helps

I suppose not...
Wrong name... My name is the same as yours, user.

Meth is cooked? I thought it grew... like a crystal...

Hookers over finding someone who actually cares about you?

Why???

Lol no one cares about basement dwellers.

not who you responded to, but in similar situation - i appreciate the sentiment, while it is positive and sounds good, it's hollow. it's hard to "make anything of life" when you're 5'2'' and even desperate single moms wont give me the time of day.

not OP

caring takes time and work

I want to have a mutual choke out while I nut and then leave

Did you lick her meat curtains?

because having someone pretend to care about me for 250 an hour is more than i have ever received in my entire lifetime combined.

yea, i know i know, im gonna die of AIDS, but at least i wont die a vurchin

damn user... that statement belongs in a feels thread...

Fuck off with ur positive shit you faggot. If you go at it like that than you'll just end up being an annoying ugly guy that no one likes. I'm the greatest example of that

screen cap n post it in one please :)

This

you know it doesnt count if you paid for it right, so now you get to die a virgin of AIDS. ouch, might as well tell people you got a bad blood transfusion

well shit, alright then, just keep on being a downer.

you must be delusional if you think they actually "care".

shit dude...

Who fucking cares how you get rid of it you Mong?

stories plox

(not op) oh, they care... they care about that paper that they use to buy their drugs to forget what they did to get that paper. such a vicious cycle...

youre right. on a physical level its purely the same but on a societal level it is not even close to being the same.

you mean the same society that turned its back on all of us when we needed it the most?

Did it tasted like cherry chapstick?

not sure what it is but it tasted fine

>hope
is this true?

society owes us nothing. it only exists to keep the humanity's savage nature in check so that we can function well enough to build space ships to eventually fuck up other planets.

if being white is not an advantage in the dating market, then being asian is definitely a huge handicap.

and we owe society nothing, which is why i couldnt care less what society thinks of men who visit hookers

yup, most non-white racists have a lot of negative stigma attached. white people are just kinda expected to be average in most ways. in the western world at least.

races*

There are no space ships.

where on earth did you find a virgin whore?
what did it cost?

just look around, even the aspiest of white men have a decent chance with asian women.

not yet.. but if our species and civilization avoids self annihilation for the next few centuries then there will be.

virgin and whore kinda cancel each other out in this context...

Not much to say about the matter. Basically I went from an ugly and greasy fatass who didn't talk much to an ugly and greasy fit south who talked way too much and annoyed the shit out of everyone around me.

But what else is there for them? For you?

I care about you

T.T thank you, i care about you too, anonfriend.

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Oh please user, we will all eat each other alive and purge ourselves from existence before we even see life outside of earth

What STDs do you now have?

so whats the story OP, how did you meet her, what was it like, etc

*spurg*

oh shit son, i didn't realize we had a mutha fukkin Nostradamus nigger lurking up in this bitch.

hopefully all of them, because it'd still be a marker that at some point, i had sex.

backpage, she had an ad which also led to a reviews page, checked out the reviews, took a deep breath and took the plunge

good question... I too want to know the answer from op. seems strange that a basement dweller would have the know how to go about finding a hooker...

what is this backpage of which you speak?

post the ad pics

congrats then, be careful though, i know someone who got caught in a backpage sting operation, convicted of solicitation because he didnt have a good lawyer, and had to register for the sex offender registry

I hereby second this request, user

sounds like an unlucky bastard...

www.backpage.com
it's basically craigslist for hookers (go to the dating section) but there are lots of cops on there doing stings

there's a whole online community and subculture dedicated to this shit, they call themselves escort hobbyists. it wasnt hard to dig up the information that i needed.

no, because then you'll reverse google image search it, find her, tell her that i've been bragging about banging a hooker online, and she would never speak to me again and i would have to find a new hooker that's not a cop. of course, i could've just posted any random old backpage ad, but i now have too much respect for hookers to put them through the wringer of an unwanted NYPA type attack.

Your proposing that the same race that's preoccupied with figet spinners and communism is the same race that will conquer other planets? Some world you live in.

just go on eccie and get verified nigga

You give too much credit to the average user... I barely know how to pirate things.

That's because of your ghettoducation.

thank you kindly, user. I will use this new information wisely.

OP i want to get into this too, how do you make sure they're not a cop?

dont just hit up any hoe off back page. make sure she has a TER page or a preferred411 page where you can see other people's reviews. TER = the erotic review, hookers on backpage with TER accounts will usually provide their TER ID where you can find their reviews

Pics of the escort?

see

Bro, to much work for just a hooker... we just wanted to see if she's hot.

Anyway, I guess she fucked other guys for the first time today, so she wouldn't know if it's you or another client.

what the hell is a figet spinner? some kinda new harlem shake or rap dance?
Our species used to poke each other with sharp stones tied to sticks for entertainment (some still do admittedly), now we've advanced so far technologically that humanity has set foot on another world and our combined energy output is melting the fucking icecaps. you can't just measure humanity's potential by the bottom tier of civilization.

shes a 6/10 chubby white girl with a fat ass. looked kind of like amy schumer.

shut up the cock wants what it wants

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i like em big, shuddup

but fatties are easy to get bruh

I searched my town on backpage... there are none in my area =*(

For 250 fucking dollars at hour I would like to fuck a supermodel look alike, but well as you said your cock, your choice.

waaaaait a second.... does "custom massage" imply a possible hooker?

Some advise to make friendship with a hooker to free sex

the super model lookalikes cost more, remember this is the US, getting caught can get your ass onto the sex offender registry so prices are inflated

look for a backpage page for your nearest metro area, i.e. nyc, la, philly etc

see

dont. think of them like a drug dealer, they strictly perform a service only. sure theyre fun to hang with from time to time, but rest assured to them, it's just business.

it can!

neat... so as a man seeking a woman I should be
looking at the "women seeking men" posts right? I just wanna be 100% sure that I'm doing this correctly.

yup. after a while you'll start to get the hang of the code language they use. also check out theeroticreview.com, on the search area type in your area code and get your mind blown. girls on TER with at least 5 or 6 favorable reviews up should be safe, of course though you'd still want to screen them as hard as you can, but generally they shoudl be okay.

i forgot to mention, some hookers use email now to set up dates, if you can find someone with favorable TER reviews and that uses email, that might be a good way to start because you can always use a throwaway email to initiate first contact.

in the emails do not mention anything sexually explicit. legally what you're doing is donating money in exchange for the escort's time, and anything that happens beyond that is the business of two consenting adults.

Thanks user, you've been a big help. I got tired of tinder etc pretty quick so I'm gonna test this whole thing out and see how it goes.

overall, guys, the best feeling in the world is discoverying that shes not a cop, and that i can get to fuck her any time i want as long as i got the money.

happy hunting and be safe, i recommend reading some more guides online before initiating any contact, there are plenty of information available out there.

nah, I got a trench coat and a balaclava, i think i'll be fine.

how gross was it