HAPPENING: Canada burns to the ground

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Can't help but feel like you leaves brought this upon yourselves with all the cuckoldry.

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Maybe Trudeau can go punch the fire until it goes away

We are gunna need another wall...those refugees

they have a shit ton of water

who cares

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I'm a professional cowboy and I use catheters. Been cowboyin' for 25 years. I've broken 14 bones had 2 concussions and a punctured lung. I know pain and I don't want any more of it. Especially when I cath.

Why fight it?
Canadians should embrace it

>a little town get burnt down

>omg whole canada is burning

They're going to have to change the flag now, aren't they?

KARMA

>mfw the Calgary Flames are going to change their name

m8 that IS all of canada

They can't fight the fire or he win.

CANADA DESERVED THIS.

BURN DRY LEAVES BURN

It will break 600k acres today. Fucking amazing.

Hold on, CANADA IS NEXT TO AMERICA BROS

build wall

talk shit get hit.

>88000 people
>a little town

God, swedish people are so fucking stupid, I can't handle it

So why isn't Trudeau doing anything about it?
Is he planning to have a full LGBT firefighter crew do it to show how progressive his country is?
Or he just doesn't want to ask America to save the day again?

>If you put out the fire, it wins

>Trumps face when Trudeau and his cucknadians flee Cucknada and beg the God Emperor to save them from the giant fire

STATE OF EMERGENCY JUST DECLARED IN ALBERTA

SHIT JUST GOT REAL

Please trump save us, since our PM is a useless cuck

You stop a massive wildfire in high winds the same way you stop a hurricane from hitting the coast
idiot

>dealing with rampant fires
But who will welcome the refugees?

HA

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There will be blood.

>wat is controlled burns
The only justifiable purpose of government is to protect the people from threats that they themselves cannot handle LIKE A GIANT FIRE

>Detrooooooiit
>SMASH!

>Be canadian
>Get roasted

A flamer was elected, and now we're up in flames

Pure pottery

Albertans are actually usually based though. This should have burned down Toronto.

We can also allow residents to clear fallen timber and other flammable materials from public and some private areas for camp fires and in order to heat their homes. A free way to lessen the impact of wild fires, increase the countries productivity, and decrease consumption of nonrenewable resources.

There's also the possibility for biomass power plants that operate in a similar fashion and will create jobs that prevent wildfires and create electricity for less of a carbon footprint than a wildfire, but leftists oppose those because of the carbon emissions. They don't think about the carbon from the future wildfires until the wildfires actually happen.

This fire could be a good opportunity for solid policy changes that benefit everyone because right now we might be able to convince the leftists that these things are necessary to prevent fires, and they have to think about more than just the smoke coming out of a chimney when it comes to carbon emissions.

Underrated

>We can also allow residents

Woah, stop right there. The citizen can NEVER be trusted to do anything. This is a democracy after all!

As much as I hate Canada I feel for you Canucks.

MAY THE ENEMIES OF TRUMP EMPEROR TAKE NOTE

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU OPPOSE THE ALL POWERFUL GOD EMPEROR

Slash and burn tactic used by the liberal elites.

Now that this is Trump country, American liberals need to drive out the local degenerate indigenous Canadian population to make room for new condos.

>oppose Trump
>alberta
wew lad, I think you meant to burn down ontario.

Germany already knows how leftism works

Underrated

i live in toronto and i agree with this 100%

They knew what they were getting into and who they were siding with when they refused to start a civil war.

Bend the knee and give your life for the emperor or face the consequences

who's the artist?

the thing is, it's the one conservative province in the entire country
I really wish Ontario or Gaybec burned down instead

>Canada
>leaf on a flag
>underestimates forest fires
I certain firefighters are making the fire burn longer on purpose for shits and giggles
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Pictures of burn victims arriving in Edmonton Alberta to seek burn surgery.

Keep this in the general you retarded fucking burger.

Bioshock

wow! what a burn! it almost looks like that guy was in a nuclear bomb or exposed to radiation or something! its amazing how burns from fire in a wildfire can cause so much damage to the skin!

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So it is true.

All canadians are asian

>hating on the literal only conservative part of canada

Why are you here?

>mfw

Its horrifying, he was a fire fighter who got caught in a burning grocery store and didn't get out quick enough.

how can you tell when the penis is coverd up

No he was a fire fighter.

Quick get him a Vader suit

>they travel by the only road south to the...

Wtf, so South Park was right? Canada only has one road, "the road"?

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Its not funny. You go fight the fire then, burger.

That was such a horrifying case. I mean, they probably learned a shitload from it so the net outcome was positive, but still, imagine keeping someone like that alive instead of releasing them from their suffering

>implying he never made a full recovery

this happened like 20 years ago, you fucking newfags.

Poo, plz go

What case? The fire fighter in this picture died yesterday at the University of Alberta trauma unit after getting trapped in a burning grocery store, I don't think they learned anything.

I saw the jews start the fire on purpose and im the only witness

South Park talk about the Tans-Canada Highway, which have other highways and roads branching into it.

>20 years go by
>Canada still can't figure out how to stop fires
>leftists and liberalism ever working
Just cuck your shit up faam

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Return him to the fire.

>Canada burns to the ground
From Poland

With No Love.

if the winds blow north it'll spread to the suncor energy and things might explode and make our dollar even shittier because of the oil lost in fires

If only

>mfw the entire old field this fire burns over fucking explodes from the ground and the world is destroyed in a fiery apocalypse
>mfw Trudeau the massive faggot of cultural Marxism destroys the Earth all because he wanted to burn down a little town in a conservative province

U mad that ur yokel ancestors didn't get on the boat to the new world so you get to live in your tiny little battlefield of a country? Shut your mouth eurocuck this fire is bigger than your entire pathetic country

Kek.

I hope it happens. We need our own 9/11.

most of my ancestors are either polish or ukranian..


sucks that you hate us.

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The fire is now 2000 square kilometers, for comparisons, Los Angeles is 1,302 square kilometers and New York is 789 square kilometers. The fire is almost as big as Tokyo's 2,188 square kilometers.

thanks for the info, but fuck off weeb

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What's with all the touhou posts in this thread? Are we getting raided by the jay?

That touhou posts in this thread, there's only two in a thread with 23 pictures..

i am gonna fap to this

weebs are ruining yet another thread

Why would they keep him alive?

If the fire burns us alive, we win.

He is a conservative

Liberals like to make them suffer

I thought Newfoundland and Saskatchewan were based as well

Quebec have that kind of fire every 5 years. Stop being fucking pussies. Also, most of Quebec outside of Montreal voted conservative last election.

What brand of catheter do you use? I'm shopping around for another brand that's easier to use.

kek

reparations for 1812

Iowa fag here, Des Moines was blanketed with smoke earlier this morning, can still smell the smoke. Think I am getting a contact high.

Get your shit together Canada.

Oh shit, I am dumb. The smoke is from Minnesota

more like get lit

"When a forest grows too wild, a purging fire is inevitable and natural."

Bullshit. You know that usually we vote conservative, and that British Columbia was blue for that election

GIVE ME YOUR YOU POWER. DO NOT LET THE FIRE DIE OUT!