Sup Forumsros I think I'm addicted to masterbation/sex

Sup Forumsros I think I'm addicted to masterbation/sex

>be me serial wanker
>go to rock music festival with friend
>3 days camping
>surely I can go 3 days without beating the meat
>full of gorgeous females
>cannot handle it
>literally only been there around 4-5 hours
>tent is too far away to go release the demon
>have an idea
>tell friend I need to poop
>decide to choke the chicken in toilet cubicles
>on route ask 2 girls for directions
>mmm thanks ladies
>queuing for around 10 mins
>rubbing the bulge through pockets
>no one notices
>get inside and start buttering the corn
>after a while can hear people moaning about me taking so long
>making it hardly for me to concentrate
>shutupandletmefinish.pdf
>suddenly my worst fear
>girl somehow opens the door
>standing sideways to her with shorts half way down and tissue in my hand
>she screams
>I quickly try to explain but she runs
>pull up shorts and try to compose myself
>walk out and around 10 chads laughing at me
>try and laugh it off
>go catch up with friend
>pretend like nothing has happened
>diamonds all day
>get back to tent on night and cum in sock whilst my friend sleeps next to me

Do you work out at all man?

never why?

wtf is wron with you dude

I can't help it, I just love women

Dude...

"Haha this fat tool was jackin it in the toilet!"

You obviously don't get out enough.

Bet your gonna be one of those guys who spunks on girls at bus stops

>rubbing the bulge through pockets
>no one notices

uhh you sure?

Doubt these sort of people go to rock festivals

whilst my friend "sleeps" next to me

Actually you'd be surprised. Chads even manage to pull goth chicks

You need help mate

calling them chads cuz hotter guys than you pull the girls you like

I've almost done this in a mall but thought I might get in trouble

>buttering the corn

MFW

> I quickly try to explain but she runs

MY FUCKING SIDES

ur not alone user

>Buttering the corn....

I fucking lost it!

>buttering the corn

>whilst my friend sleeps next to me

>buttering the corn
spinning the fidget

>I quickly try to explain but she runs
She deserved it for breaking in on a person using the toilet. Fucking cunts.

lol

Did you see that fat ass go in there rubbing his junk?

Go open it and see what he's doing lol

>I quickly try to explain but she runs

What is he doing in there?

Who goes to a festival with 1 friend?

Next level autistics is who.

You have some serious problems OP, i suggest a 90 day no fap ull be a new man.

No fap taper off porn you can still fuck if you want. In fact makes you more motivated to fuck considering you can fap good luck youll need it.

Might try this, thanks bro.

Wish it was easy to just go fuck but I'm a kissless virgin

>spinning the fidget
blamin the whamin

>blamin the whamin
fiddling the diddling

>fiddling the diddling
whacking the weeds

If you can't last 4 hours at a populated music festival do you really think you're going to last 90 days sat in your moms basement?

smack the salami

kek fuck sakes op

I have that same problem too. If I masturbate 3 times a day that would still be too little.

I thought myself to cum very quick, but by paying the price of changing fantasies every time because I do not always watch porn to masturbate. Sometimes i'd cum to midgets, japanese sex shows, fat girls squirting etc. You get the idea.

Other problem I've cause myself is to cum prematurely during sex. Fuck

I was bored so I drew you op.

I know it is awful

10/10

oh shit haha

Pmsl you need to color it user

It was just a 5 minute job, really cba

Caught the moment perfectly there user lol

No way is OP's dick that big

kek brilliant