Sup Forumsros I think I'm addicted to masterbation/sex
>be me serial wanker >go to rock music festival with friend >3 days camping >surely I can go 3 days without beating the meat >full of gorgeous females >cannot handle it >literally only been there around 4-5 hours >tent is too far away to go release the demon >have an idea >tell friend I need to poop >decide to choke the chicken in toilet cubicles >on route ask 2 girls for directions >mmm thanks ladies >queuing for around 10 mins >rubbing the bulge through pockets >no one notices >get inside and start buttering the corn >after a while can hear people moaning about me taking so long >making it hardly for me to concentrate >shutupandletmefinish.pdf >suddenly my worst fear >girl somehow opens the door >standing sideways to her with shorts half way down and tissue in my hand >she screams >I quickly try to explain but she runs >pull up shorts and try to compose myself >walk out and around 10 chads laughing at me >try and laugh it off >go catch up with friend >pretend like nothing has happened >diamonds all day >get back to tent on night and cum in sock whilst my friend sleeps next to me
Ethan Perez
Do you work out at all man?
Ian Jones
never why?
Matthew Wright
wtf is wron with you dude
Jordan Harris
I can't help it, I just love women
Grayson Sanchez
Dude...
Jonathan Cruz
"Haha this fat tool was jackin it in the toilet!"
Chase Williams
You obviously don't get out enough.
Bet your gonna be one of those guys who spunks on girls at bus stops
Charles Bailey
>rubbing the bulge through pockets >no one notices
uhh you sure?
Nathan Powell
Doubt these sort of people go to rock festivals
Charles Roberts
whilst my friend "sleeps" next to me
Nathan Bennett
Actually you'd be surprised. Chads even manage to pull goth chicks
Lucas Torres
You need help mate
Aiden Sanchez
calling them chads cuz hotter guys than you pull the girls you like
Xavier King
I've almost done this in a mall but thought I might get in trouble
James Sullivan
>buttering the corn
MFW
Nathan Martinez
> I quickly try to explain but she runs
MY FUCKING SIDES
Oliver Foster
ur not alone user
Christian Foster
>Buttering the corn....
I fucking lost it!
Nathaniel Myers
>buttering the corn
Leo Perez
>whilst my friend sleeps next to me
Jack Nguyen
>buttering the corn spinning the fidget
Chase Peterson
>I quickly try to explain but she runs She deserved it for breaking in on a person using the toilet. Fucking cunts.
Charles Jackson
lol
Andrew Murphy
Did you see that fat ass go in there rubbing his junk?
Go open it and see what he's doing lol
Thomas Gomez
>I quickly try to explain but she runs
Xavier Cox
What is he doing in there?
Juan Lee
Who goes to a festival with 1 friend?
Blake Long
Next level autistics is who.
Christopher Russell
You have some serious problems OP, i suggest a 90 day no fap ull be a new man.
No fap taper off porn you can still fuck if you want. In fact makes you more motivated to fuck considering you can fap good luck youll need it.
Carson Rodriguez
Might try this, thanks bro.
Wish it was easy to just go fuck but I'm a kissless virgin
Zachary Foster
>spinning the fidget blamin the whamin
Alexander Roberts
>blamin the whamin fiddling the diddling
William Sullivan
>fiddling the diddling whacking the weeds
Elijah Myers
If you can't last 4 hours at a populated music festival do you really think you're going to last 90 days sat in your moms basement?
Ethan Fisher
smack the salami
Adam Davis
kek fuck sakes op
Connor Gutierrez
I have that same problem too. If I masturbate 3 times a day that would still be too little.
I thought myself to cum very quick, but by paying the price of changing fantasies every time because I do not always watch porn to masturbate. Sometimes i'd cum to midgets, japanese sex shows, fat girls squirting etc. You get the idea.
Other problem I've cause myself is to cum prematurely during sex. Fuck