She flirts with you

She flirts with you.

What do?

Being afraid, being very afraid....... she might want to sit on my lap....... don't want my legs broken.

Squirt some lube between those ass cheeks and fuck them while she farts on my cock

I'd straight up just ask her if she wants to fucc no strings attached and tell her to her face I don't love her but if she wants some dick I'm down

I prepare a harpoon

Tell her fat Asians look weird. I'll pass.

All fat people look weird. You're just not used to seeing fat Asians.

Kinky. I approve.

Whisper "we'll talk later" to her exposed butt cheeks then jerk off over her ass while she sleeps.

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we go a hogging

>360 tip hat, m'lady, moonwalk away

considering suicide

Worry

make soap, ofc

Take it, cause its all im getting.

Beggars can't be choosers.

I fuck her very hard. Chubby or fat asian women are great in bed. Or at least to my experience

:D

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..who am I to refuse such a gentle offer. I'd skip the flirting phase and go straight to the main thing.
if you don't try weird things, what kind of stories are you going to tell your children?

Run for the hills, then get sucked back to her because she has her own gravity.

>what kind of stories are you going to tell your children?

The thruth! "She was too fucking fat."

>I wish I had a brave dad

Do i have to pay by the pound?

Sjs

Charge her by the pound and retire.

call up my homey capt ahab, tell im get the crew together