Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
Hey Faggots
Thats cool bro you do you.
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this is really rude. no one is asking you to stay on this website if you dont like it you can leave
Hey dudes,
My name is Jack, and I like every single one of you. All of you are cool, witty, funny guys who spend your free time of their day looking at funny pictures and macros. You are the sense of humor that lacks in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any hate mail? I mean, I’m sure it’s fun making fun of people because you are so witty, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even more awesome than stand up comedy.
Don’t be a stranger. Just laugh with me too. I’m pretty cool. I was editor of my school newspaper and started my own detective agency. What funny activities do you do, other than “having fun to awesome drawn Japanese anime”? I also live with my mother and have a modest friend who is a girl. (She just taught me calculus; Stuff was SO complicated) You are all awesome who should gather at a big party. Thank you for listening to me.
Pic Related: It’s me and my female friend.
Hey guys,
My name is Jenna, and I'm asking every single one of you to help me. My boyfriend is this skinny, greasy-haired guido who spends every second of his day looking at his stupid ass hair. He is everything bad with today's youth. Honestly, do all men brag about having fucked their "bitches" last night? I mean, I guess it's because of peer pressure and trying to be accepted, but he takes it to a whole new level. This is even worse than drinking beer all day and listening to Heavy Metal.
Don't ignore me. Please, help me. I'm pretty much desperate. I was a regular at the literature club, and vice-president of the science club. I also had a thing for classical music? I used to get straight A's, that is, before I met him (He just made me blow him; Shit was SO gross). He's a faggot, and I want to kill him. Please help me!
Pic Related: It's me.
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Oldfags are old
Hey faggots. Its the real JOHN - well for real my name is Joey, it seems like youre even too retarded to see the difference.
It seems like you keep reposting my image the whole time, you're even editing my text and photo. Do you think I care? Youre just miserable - it's just like I said. By doing this you try to hide your own problems. Fuckin HUGE problems
Well, my life keeps getting better and better. I just dropped my bitch: shes just a whore who slept with my best friend (well, I still wouldnt kick her out of bed for eating crackers). Also I keep BIG PIMPIN, just got a new fuckin spendy car (a porsche) and changed my style - calling it BLUE STEEL. And you? I guess the best thing you did in the last month was masturbatin to some drawn animal sex or sick shit like that; well Ill meet two girls tonight and plan to get off with both of them.
So, do the world a favor and kill yourself before youll rape a person for real. You make me sick.
Pic related: its me and my car
Well tried
You think your funny? Real funny faggots. you think this is a joke?
yea making fun of me is so funny, so funny i forgot to laugh. I'm tired of getting dogged on by you faggots all the time whenever i respond to anything or any thread. If you wanna talk like that to me why don't you come here and say it to me face so i can answer your insults with a swift fist to the nose. yea you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but i bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut unless you want to die. Next time you think about saying something like that to me I want you to remember one thing. I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this.Don't want anymore problems....didn't think so faggots. You have any idea what gorilla warfare is.? I do, I was in the US Marine Core and I perfected it. I'm fully capable of using it on you motherfuckers. Do you know the dander your in if I find you? I am 100$ serious. Bunch of god damn newfaf loser here and I will not have it. At least I've had sex, had girlfriends, and gotten laid, and blowjobbed unlike you virgin pieces of unpatriotic SHIT. Pic related: I'm on the african american on the right. Don't fuck w/ me.
You think your funny? Real funny faggots. you think this is a joke?
yea making fun of me is so funny, so funny i forgot to laugh. I'm tired of getting dogged on by you faggots all the time whenever i respond to anything or any thread. If you wanna talk like that to me why don't you come here and say it to me face so i can answer your insults with a swift fist to the nose. yea you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but i bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut unless you want to die. Next time you think about saying something like that to me I want you to remember one thing. I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this.Don't want anymore problems....didn't think so faggots. You have any idea what gorilla warfare is.? I do, I was in the US Marine Core and I perfected it. I'm fully capable of using it on you motherfuckers. Do you know the dander your in if I find you? I am 100$ serious. Bunch of god damn newfaf loser here and I will not have it. At least I've had sex, had girlfriends, and gotten laid, and blowjobbed unlike you virgin pieces of unpatriotic SHIT. Pic related: I'm on the african american on the right. Don't fuck w/ me.
You think you are all fucking funny, don't you? Don't answer that, dickwads, I was being rhetorical. You are all super hot dudes with even hotter womens.
I've seen the "John" thread, and it's fucking hilarious. John is dead. What's wrong? He was a guido douchebag trying to fight the internets. It's not so funny now, is it? How about this for a 'LOL': I'm coming to kick each and every one of your asses. Yeah, go change your underwear, pussies. I know people who are hacking experts; they will get every single IP logged on this pathetic site. You are in for hot buttsecks, degenerates. I'll fuck your ass when you least expect it. I know you are all awesome; but don't expect me to show mercy.
Image shows me on the left; just a head start in case you need a blowjob.
Hey mourners,
His name was John, and he was loved by every single one of you. He thought dearly of you Anonymous, spending every second to try and steer you away from what he thought were bad life choices. He thought what he was doing was everything right in the world. Honestly, he was so deeply rooted in his beliefs. I mean, now that he's gone, so are his insecurities, and at least his soul is at a whole new level. To his family, his loss is the worst thing that could happen. Please, mourners of Sup Forums, don't be a stranger. Speak up about your favorite memories with John. He is now in perfection, looking down on all. He was captain of the football team, and starter on his basketball team. He knew he was faster and tougher than a lot of people, and wasn't afraid to say it. He got straight A's, and had a beautiful girl at his side (he was going to propose next week, shit would have been so cash). You are all welcome to mourn at his casket. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: This is John in Australia; where the passanger seat is on the left, and the cars are down under.
In memory, John. You will be missed.
- as a side note, brake cutting was added to anons list of mighty powers.
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OP you are really a dumbass. First off, you assume everyone is so bad. Let me point out your flaws. First, you said you were pretty much perfect. If that were so, you wouldn't brag about it, you would be humble and not attempt to gain attention from "no-life’s who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures." Second, you said we do nothing else than look at things on Sup Forums and the internet. There again you are wrong retard. I in fact only go on Sup Forums when i have absolutely nothing else to do. I (and I assume at least several others on here) have friends. By assuming that we are all people with no lives you once again prove your idiot ways to us- you cannot grasp a concept that people with lives can also use the internet. Third, if you are trying to prove to Sup Forums that you are perfect, at least type properly. "but you all take to a whole new level." You forgot a fucking 2 letter word. Fourth, A's are not that hard to get in high school dumbass. It's not a sign of intelligence, but an ability to listen. Good job for using something that everyone can do. Go to /sci/ and get your mind raped by some actual intelligence. There you go; I just wanted to you about how wrong you really are. With all honesty, I really don't give a shit what you say only wrote this because it’s fun as hell to rant to dumbasses. Next time, go tell someone who actually cares.
PS. I saw that pic on Google images and it most definitely isn't you faggot.
Wow OP,
Number 1 you look like you're trying to impersonate "The Situation" faggot off Jersey Shore just with a way shittier haircut. I'm sure you get fucked in the ass on a regular basis.
Number 2 as far as you're supposed "banging hot girlfriend" goes, she looks like a blow up doll with a fucking pulse, way too much makeup, fake ass tan, and you have better fucking eyebrows than she does. She's got a face like a fucking iguana. You guys kinda look alike, related perhaps?
Number 3, yes, I heard straight A's are pretty easy to get in special school. You look like the kind of kid I used to beat the shit out of for lunch money.
And lastly as far as what I do for fucking sports, I'm over here in fucking Iraq wondering why I put myself in danger everyday for a country with a bunch of assfucks like you. I bet you've never done a hard day's work in your life, you have no idea how to be a real fucking man. I wonder how it feels to go through life completely devoid of meaning. Stop going online and disparaging other people just because you're existence is so dull and meaningless, you're embarassing yourself. A shit like you wouldn't last ten minutes out here. And btw how much did cost to take a picture with your sister?
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LMFAO, NOBODY GIVES A FUCK DUDE. YOU LOOK LIKE SOME KIND OF FUCKING BITCH OUT OF JERSEY SHORE. WHAT, YOU WEREN'T FUCKING GUIDO ENOUGH TO MAKE THE CUT? YOUR FAKE TAN JUST WASN'T FUCKING UP TO SNUFF? NOBODY FUCKING CARES KID. CAPTAIN OF THE FOOTBALL TEAM?! MY FUCKING ASS LOL YOU ARE SKINNY AS SHIT AND NICE FUCKING FAKE CHAIN AND EMPTY BOTTLE OF FUCKING KID VODKA. IF YOU WERE AS HARD AND "GANGSTA" AS YOU CLAIM TO BE YOU, FIRST OF ALL, WOULDN'T BE HERE TALKING SHIT AT FUCKING 8 AM IN THE MORNING AND SECONDLY YOU'D PROBABLY BE TOO HUMBLE TO GIVE A SHIT. I DON'T GIVE A SHIT EITHER WAY. I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF YOU FUCKING TWIG FUCKS WHO WEIGH LESS THAN THE ANOREXIC WHORES THEY ASSOCIATE WITH ACTING ALL FUCKING HARD AND SHIT WHEN A SIMPLE BREEZE WOULD MAKE THEM CRUMBLE.
GO GET SOME MORE FUCKING CHILDREN'S VODKA AND FAKE BRONZER AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT ANOTHER FAKE CHAIN HOW ABOUT SOME DOG TAGS? THAT'S FUCKING GHETTO RIGHT THERE YOU GUIDO FUCKING BITCH.
AND FUCK YEAH I'M MAD PEOPLE I GIVE A FUCK IF YOU WANT TO ASK ME IF I'M MAD BRO B/C I FUCKING AM AND I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF FAGGOTS LIKE THIS
FUCK YOU
Hey bundles,
My name is John, and I hate you all. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lives who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You're all evil in the world. Honestly, some of you have never obtained any pussy? I mean, I guess it is fun to make fun of people because of your insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off pictures on facebook.
Do not be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was the captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A, and are a banging hot girlfriend (he just blew me Shit was SO cash). You are all queers should just kill yourself. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
Sal', onaniguloj, Mia nomo estas John, kaj mi malamas ĉiuj. Vi 'stas korpulentuloj, malfruuloj, kaj senvivuloj, kiuj ĉiam vidas stultegajn fotojn. Vi 'stas ĉiu malbonego en la mondo. Vere, ĉu vi iam fikis? Eble 'stas amuza amuziĝi aliaj homoj ĉar Vi havas malverojn, sed Vi altigegas tio. Ĉi tio 'stas pli malbona ol onani al fotoj en facebook. Ne faru nekonuloj. Donu al mi via plej bonan insulton. Mi 'stas perfekteta. Mi estas usonfutbalestro, kaj ekisto en basketbalo. Kiujn sportojn Vi ludas, aliajn ol “onani al senvestaj gejapanuloj„? Mi havas A-ojn kaj seksantan amulinon (merdo 'stis TRE mono). Vi estas onaniguloj kiuj devas malviviĝi. Dankon por Viaj oreloj. Fot' parenca: mi kaj mia fihundino
Que onda maricas,
Me llamo Juan, y odio a cada uno de ustedes. Todos ustedes son unos gordos retrasados sin vida que pasan cada segundo de sus días mirando imágenes estúpidas. Ustedes son todo lo malo que hay en el mundo. La neta guey, ¿alguno de ustedes han tenido chocha? Pues, supongo que es chido reírse de la gente debido a sus propias inseguridades, pero ustedes llevan esto a un nuevo nivel. O sea, esto es peor que jalarse la verga con fotos de .
No sean unos pinches nacos. Traten de darme en la madre lo mas duro posible. Soy básicamente perfecto guey. Fui capitán del equipo de fútbol, y también tuve éxito en la lucha libre. ¿Qué otro deporte practican ustedes, aparte de "chaquetearse a dibujos de japoneses desnudos?" También obtuvía notas buenísimas, y tengo una novia tan chula (Me acaba de chupar la verga, esa chingadera fue TAN chido). Todos ustedes son maricones hijos de su pinche madre que deberían matarse. Gracias por leer.
Foto relacionada: Soy yo y mi perra.
Hey Schwuchteln,
Mein Name ist John und ich hasse jeden einzelnen von euch fetten, behinderten Leuten ohne RL, die sich dn ganzen Tag nur dumme Bilder angucken. Mal ehrlich, hat überhaupt jemals einer von euch ´ne Muschi abbekommen? Ich meine, wahrscheinlich macht es euch Spaß, euch über andere Menschen lustig zu machen um eure eigene innere Unsicherheit zu verdecken, aber ihr bringt das auf ein völlig neues Level. Das ist sogar schlimmer als sich auf die Bilder auf Facebook einen runterzuholen.
Versucht ruhig, mich fertigzumachen. Ich bin ziemlich perfekt. Ich war Captain im Football Team und starter in meinem Basketball Team. Welchen anderen Sport ausser "zu nackten gezeichneten Charakteren von Fire Emblem wichsen" spielt ihr? Ich bekomme ausserdem überall glatte Einsen und habe eine scharfe Freundin (sie hat mir grade einen geblasen, Scheisse war SO Bargeld). Ihr seid alle Schwuchteln die sich einfach umbringen sollten. Danke für´s zuhören.
Bild Themenverwandt: Das bin ich mit meiner Schlampe
Hey Drongos,
My name’s Bazza, and every single one of yous pisses me off. All of you are tubby, no-life yobbos who spend your whole time looking at dag old pictures. You are everything naff in the world. Have you bunch of jokers ever got any fanny? I mean, it must be a razz laughing at ockers because of your own insecurities, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is worse than whackin ya stiffy to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm a bloody good bloke. I was captain of the Aussie rules team, and a fuckin dazzler of a cricket player. What games do you wowsers play , other than "getting shonky to cartoons of slit eyes "? I‘m also doing ace in my HSC, and have a banging hot Sheila (She just blew on me knob like a didgeridoo; Shit was SO esh). You are all spongers who should just rack off. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my sunglasses
Hallo flikkers,
Mijn naam is Henk, en ik heb een schijthekel aan ieder van jullie. Jullie zijn allemaal vadsige, mongolische levenlozen die de hele dag naar stomme plaatjes zitten te loeren. Jullie belichamen alles wat er mis is met Nederland. Wees eens eerlijk, hebben jullie ooit in je leven geneukt? Ik bedoel, ik weet dat het leuk is om mensen uit te lachen om je eigen onzekerheden te verbergen, maar jullie slaan echt alles. Dit is nog zieliger dan afrukken op Hyvesplaatjes.
Hou je vooral niet in. Doe je best om me terug te kwetsen. Ik ben praktisch perfect. Ik was de aanvoerder van m'n hockeyteam, en praeses van m'n sociëteit. Wat hebben jullie met je leven gedaan, behalve masturbatiemarathons houden met je Japanse pornocollectie? Ik heb ook nog is een C.V. van 3 pagina's en een retestrakke vriendin(ze heeft me net gepijpt; schijt was zo contant). Jullie zijn allemaal faalhazen die jezelf om zeep zouden moeten helpen. Bedankt voor jullie aandacht.
Plaatje gerelateerd: het is mij en m'n mokkel
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Fuckkin lost it!
next time you go on a rant about your hot ass girlfriend?
pull her out of the tanning booth sooner. you are now fucking a piece of burnt bacon. Congrats !
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I'm not a summerfag, I've been here all winter!
>SO Bargeld
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Hey Paisanos,
My name is Alfredo, and I'll eat pasta with every single one of you. All of you are machisimo, panzerelli, meatballs who spend every second of their day looking at pictures of pizza. You are everything prego in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any breadsticks? I mean, I guess it's fun making frozen pizza because of your own inabilities to cook a spicy meatball, but you all take to a pasta fasul. This is even worse than baking a cannoli.
Don't be a Greek. Just hit me with your best red sauce. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of Bertuccis, and head chef at the finest Italian restaurant in New York. What kitchens do you work in, other than "McDonald's"? I also get straight pasta, and have a banging hot pizza oven (It just finished baking pasta shells; Shit was SO flavorful). You are all paisanos who should just go eat Mexican food. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my pizza.
Hey John so glad you still lurking in here, how are things going? Here it's raining and I have no excuse but to study. Hope you are doing well, best wishes
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Hey blitzers,
My name is Tidus and I hate every single one of you. You are all low HP, low MP, no-spheres who spend every second of their day trying to complete the cloister of trials. You are everything bad in Spira. Honestly have any of you even dodged a lightning bolt? I mean, I guess it is pretty fun using aeons but you take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than trying to use machina against Sin.
Don't be a Guado. Just hit me with your best Jecht shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was star player of the Zanarkand Abes, and I'm the guardian of a summoner. What overdrives do you use other than "spiral cut". I also get straight fortune spheres and have a banging hot summoner (she just sent me, shit was SO gil). You are all just followers of Yevon who should go to the farplane. Thanks for listening.
Pic related: it's me and my summoner
story of my life, thanks for moral support