/heem/: prazeres edition

Upcoming events:

12/29: RIZIN FIGHTING WORLD GRAND PRIX 2016: SECONDU ROUNDO - Cro Cop vs King Mo
12/30: UFC 207 - Nunes vs Rousey
12/31: RIZIN FIGHTING WORLD GRAND PRIX 2016: FINARU ROUNDO - Gracie vs Kawajiri
12/31: WSOF 34 - Gaethje vs Firmino
1/13: LFA 1 - Peterson vs Higo
1/13: ACB 51 - Silva vs Torgeson
1/14: ONE FC: Quest for Power - Bigdash vs Prachnio
1/14: Invicta FC 21 - Anderson vs Tweet
1/15: UFC FN 103 - Rodriguez vs Penn
1/20: GLORY 37 - Roosmalen vs Embree
1/21: ABC 52 - Aguev vs Kincl
1/21: Bellator 170 - Sonnen vs Ortiz
1/23: VFC 55 - Lindsey vs Cochrane 2
1/27: Bellator 171 - TBA
1/28: EFN 58 - Machev vs Brandao
1/28: UFC on Fox 23 - Pena vs Shevchenko
1/29: Submission Underground 3 - Jones vs TBA
2/4: UFC FN 104 - Bermudez vs Jung
2/11: UFC 208 - Holm vs De Randamie
2/18: Bellator 172 - Mitrione vs Emelianenko
2/19: UFC FN 105 - Dos Santos vs Struve 2
3/4: UFC 209 - TBA
3/11: UFC FN 107 - Gastelum vs Belfort
3/11: ACB 53 - Khalidov vs Barnatt
3/18: UFC FN 108 - TBA

Previous thread: News:

>Barnett popped
mmajunkie.com/2016/12/veteran-heavyweight-josh-barnett-notified-of-potential-usada-violation

>Khabib's manager on Tony, Conor fights
mmajunkie.com/2016/12/manager-after-khabib-nurmagomedov-kills-tony-ferguson-were-going-for-big-cobra-conor-mcgregor

>Thatch on losing skid
mmajunkie.com/2016/12/brandon-thatch-discusses-losing-skid-and-chance-to-rebound-at-ufc-207

>Article about Nunes
mmafighting.com/2016/12/27/13993322/amanda-nunes-ufc-ronda-rousey-miesha-tate-nina-ansaroff

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They're real in that you could touch them if you paid her enough, sure

>noodle cup man
>manny pacquaio mma now

shaping up to be another GOAT rizin lads

Just gonna take this opportunity to claim Lorenz Larkin as my boy. Thanks.

RIN NAKAI IS FUCKING THICC

RIZIN never gets old

good taste
he's also one of my auxillary boys

Is rizen on now?

youtube.com/watch?v=XpneJ_k3Y6U&feature=youtu.be

rizin weigh ins

1/2

RIZIN WEIGH INS HERE

youtube.com/watch?v=XpneJ_k3Y6U
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weighins

2/2. Isn't the girl in the singlet really good? I remember her fighting some girl dressed like a cheerleader I think. Her wrestling was great if it's the same person.

Cheers lads

auxiliary

what does asian mma have that american mma doesn't

Thx m8, the way he obliterated Magny, he should fight a gatekeeper next.

youtube.com/watch?v=4Fk2UFPAU30

Dan Hardy breaking down Cruz vs Garbrandt

>what does asian mma have that american mma doesn't
meme fights, super high production value, and stomps/soccer kicks

Schaub is gay

>stomps/soccer kicks

FUCK ONE
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wtf do I care about Dan Hardy?

BARUTO IN DA HOUSE

what's funny is that he was an underdog going into that fight

i want to see him fight Cerrone, it would be a top tier banger

REAL

Is Cody retarded? The more I hear him talk the dumber he sounds.

this is the real thread, fuk u adan

Gee I wonder who is gonna win.

>tfw got quads, trips, and dubs in one day

i'm on fire today

i'm actually not sure
did you watch boruto's last fight
hopefully it's going to be better than that

the guy in shape?

Satan bless

they had him fight an old jap fatty last time too. Luckily in the final round he'll fight someone legit so we'll finally see him tested

I want to fuck the shit out of Rin Nakai goddamn.

What's the status on Rizin streams? Are there some good ones available live? Do they get linked here?

Did Gabi weigh in when I wasn't paying attention, or are they having another weighin for the NYE event?

eversport.tv

Why are the Nipon MMA promotions GOAT tier and UFC is all
>face the pain! no escape from this!!!!!!!!!!!!

like fucking WWE gaylord hard rock music shit?

Baruto weighs nearly 400 pounds. He just needs to get one takedown and he can suffocate the poor Jap.

reddit.com/r/MMA/comments/5kliuk/rizin_ff_nye_day_1_hype_hub_eversporttv_airs_it/?st=ix8ir3ga&sh=6afb3106

How many bongs til it kicks off?

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>chicken candylei nowhere to be seen

I know it's exhibition boxing but how much is Manny being paid?

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>Get 75 dollar Chipotle gift card
>Eat nothing but Chipotle spending 35 dollars in burritos so far
>Blood in my stool

Jesus fuck, It's true.

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3 pm tokyo time according to sheepbro so.. 24 hrs exactly?

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Which white boi is Tyron going to blacksplode on next?

I was terrified of him in round four. He looked like he was trying to kill him.

wonderboy again. I thought the rematch was already in the works

>gang of three font on his mouthguard

fucking weeb lmao

this

bitch tier guts

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I miss Robbie

The strange thing is, I was eating nothing but vegan and no hot sauce.

fuuuck wonderpedo is so tough

>inb4 Guillotine was bad

>A stoned Barnett would BTFO Connor McCuck

When will manlets ever learn?

LIterally saved by being a pencilneck dork.

Can't make this shit up.

so I've always disliked dogs, don't understand why they are so popular.

But this morning I fancied a walk so I went for a walk and decided to take my mums dog with me. Well I took 2 bags and he did 2 shits.
But then he did a 3rd shit right outside someones house, and people were starting to wake up now and head to work so I had no choice but to use the outside of the already used bag. Well theres no bins about and the shit is starting to fall of the bag and really smells so while no ones looking I try to put the 2 bags of dog shit down a drain pipe but they get stuck so I just drag my dog home who this whole time is whimpering and barking because he saw a bird or something

fuck dogs.

Get a dog, bro.

>watching the 207 breakdown with Edgy, Shwab, Rogan
>Edgy says that there's no more loliEBI because the UFC didn't like putting minors on fightpass

FUCK EVERYTHING

only necessary if you're scared

I want a dog but I don't know which ones are not loud and energetic

Goobert would heem Froakie.

Not even a huge Conor fan.

manlets are so cringey in everything they do

disgusting

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When do I get to see Yoel "Soldier of God" Romero shadowrealm Bisbong?

maybe in 7 months. bisping delaying it trying get yolo popped or hoping for deflated physique

ufc 211 or 210

we should get stipe, max and bisping around then. get ready for april

>tfw you miss the barao era
hope Lineker heems silly dilly

did someone say henan the baron baron

does rizin make money ?

I hope he works his way up FW, FW needs names to rebuild itself after the natural disaster claimed he beat "everybody" and that they are all bums

some, yes

how much, whom knows

enough to keep itself running, evidently

Mostly from pimping out the ring girls.

Wtf Barnett? 4 fucking times? You're a fat bum, there's no excuse for this garbage. my man.

noodle. sponsors.

Jose Aldo is a man to watch out for in 2017 mark my words

He's just casually on trt, honestly I think he is just trying to fight out his contract so he can do some meme fights in rizin.

how'd your christmas go cody fan did you get any presents

Nope :(

How was yours desu?

Why not?

It was alright, had to have 3 separate family christmas's because my parents are divorced and I have to do my gf's family shit too, got lots of gift cards.

I also got a free dinner for the Coopers Ale House from my brother so I can go watch 207 on the big screen they have in their beer garden.

We don't really celebrate Christmas that much and no one really likes me.

That sounds nice, I hope you enjoy 207.

at most we'll see him fight rory

unfortunately you can't talk like this on heem

Damn, now I feel a bit bad for being rude to you before

I'll miss 207, and even though I don't want your boy to win, enjoy it for me lad.

>not wanting an energetic dog
get a cat bro

yea its the same chick, she fought Kyra Batara at the last Rizin show

literally us

get a bullmastiff, bro
if you want a small dog, get a pug

jesus christ

get a bullmastiff
most small dogs are loud and annoying

beg me

it depends on what you consider small desu
i'm thinking toy sized, but basset hounds are a smaller breed, especially compared to a bullmastiff

all dogs are loud and annoying