36 years old

>36 years old
>no wife
>no kids

what went wrong?

gay

>36 years old
>still guaranteed slays fat asses on the regular
>no kids

you mean what went so very right

he's still partying bruh

because that ended up so well for Fenômeno didn't it

I wouldn't marry either if I was filthy rich. Ronaldo did it right.

>having a wife
>when you're rich enough to fuck a new cute trap on the daily

he doesn't want to contribute to the world's overpopulation. good for him

post the video

cec

He only fucks trannys

rer

>>He only fucks trannys

Based. He is truly the GOAT.

>>no kids

yeahh..... about that...

how based can one man get

Say something nice, Sup Forums

Wrong Ronaldo

he's like the most beloved footballer on earth, he can snort coke and fuck trannys until he's 60

decently R A R E

don't talk to me, canadian

ur gonna let Sup Forums tell you what to think about quasi-americans you've never met ok den chink boi

PLOT TWIST
chinese flag is a white dude on a proxy
leaf is a chinese dude living in canada

That's almost 100% what's happening

see

PLOT TWIST
You go back to plebbit
Maybe you won't die alone

you kids are about to be in for a world of pain if you think simply getting married is going to make you happy or your life a success

having a positive conversation with a woman would make me happy for just a moment, that's better than how shit is currently

You need Sup Forums pass to post from China since captcha is blocked. I doubt someone would go to such lenghts to shitpost as to both get Chinese proxy and then buy the pass.

Shit, more like what went right

The fact that he's rich and has no kids is a miracle in itself.

Isnt Goatnaldo basically doing whatever he wants? I saw a pic of him in Burning Man and I thought that was neat of him.

>leaf is a chinese dude living in canada
Uh...aren't those called "Canadians"?

Is this a joke?

>I doubt someone would go to such lenghts to shitpost as to both get Chinese proxy and then buy the pass.

autism knows no limits

>no kids
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

BET YOUR ASS THIS ALPHA ASS NIGGA GOT SOME ILLEGIT KIDS WALKING AROUND SOMEWHERE

heh, mid-30's and no wife and kids
imagine that, heh

he does have a son

on the left

>that Ronaldinho smile™

he probably has numerous bastards running around

riff raff is based

chinese proxies are widely available for free

He's an investor

Has no time

he didn't want to pass on those ugly genes, good lad

Yeah, take a look at Fatnaldo's son.

At least he's not fat

absolutely nothing

Looks more like Adriano's

he's busy murdering BR bunda

>women

is this a meme?

Famous athletes kids always end up weird as hell so I don't blame him

>needing someone else for happiness

when did beyonce shave her head?

bet he would've been a great athlete

WTF IS THIS HOLY SHIT

who the fuck is this lol?

Magic Johson's """""""son"""""

>they all probably lowered their panties as soon as that pic was done.

>he probably saved the uncensored one to himself

>he had a massive orgy with all thst Bunda afterwards

>ywn have a steamy orgy with big ass Brazilian girls

is this /bundas/

and some people unironically think these things arent mentally ill

That's wrong, he has kids. Had his first one at PSG, even.

>getting married
>ever

No, the other one, with the tranny haircut.

Every pick I see of him he has these massive quads.. you can tell he would have had GOAT athleticism

The other one looks like Donaldo's kid though, are you sure?

Complete waste of good genes

yes

Maybe it's jtst me and my 90's soccer nostalgia talking but this dude truly has to be the coolest hue in existence.

Based

hmmmm

Does he play even semi-pro footy? Or has be avoided his dad's career altogether?

Ronaldo has like 5000 kids and they all look like him, even the one he had with a jap looks just like him

............How many baby mommas does he have? I always thought that he had kids with only one woman

>impregnates models
>you are so ugly the mothers can't produce pretty offspring for you
at least worked for Nerman

something nice Sup Forums

MODS PLEASE PERMABAN WHOEVER THIS HOMOQUEER IS. NIGGA AINT YOU TIRED OF POSTING THIS SHIT IN EVERY DAMN THREAD?

Time to enrichen the thread

To be clear I disapprove of racial miscegenation but its just too damn fun, I'd do it if were a literal Aryan Nazi

I finally understand its appeal among Sup Forumstrolls

You mean Rakitic's kid

Woah I just realized I could be imprisoned, tortured and possibly executed for posting degenerate nonsense like this

Better stop

I know this is a meme, but the baby momma is "white" brazilian

You literally cannot stop looking at a tranny's thighs? gay

She can't be THAT white. Nerman got cucked.

underrated

well when your dad is a massive faggot and the poster boy for AIDS what do you expect to get?

If you've never been to Vancouver, you wont fully appreciate this joke.

Nerman is black though isn't he? Or at least he was born black

ye that child isn't his

Neymar and his family are heavily mixed like ~60% of this country.

Holy fuck it's like he changed races.

Wait he's only 36 even right now? Didn't he stop being good like 12 years ago? Wtf

>people get lighter when they use sun block
american education everyone

The entire shape of his head changed.

he's worth 90 million dollars but that seems low

he could have made a few hundo if he knew what he was doing marketingwise

A lot of black latinos can have white kids because of how mixed they are. My little sister looks full white-freckles, pale skin, straight hair, pointed nose, etc.-despite technically being half black (our mom is Swedish and our dad is black cuban). The same thing happened with my cousins, my aunt married a Swiss guy and popped out two little european-looking kids and a mulatto.

you mean what went right?

RIP to the no fucks given era of brazil

won it all without caring about anything but drugs, traps, and double chocolate ice cream

now we have talentless teams that win because of muh dedication and workrate and couldnt do an elastico to save their lives

feels bad man

This nigga is going to get so much tranny boipucci

Is this Larry Fitzgerald's brazzer cousin?

The amount of talent in that picture is insane though, Adriano didn't even enjoy playing and could have done much more. And adding to that you had Cafú and Carlos on the wings with Rivaldo in there at the same time, they could win doing whatever the hell they wanted.

He partied a lot. And stopped caring once he made it

Feels really bad man. Less tactics more fun

>our mom is Swedish and our dad is black cuban

hues still love food(anderson) booze(firmino) drugs(paulinho) and traps(PSG lucas)

they also still dont care (pato)

theyre just not as talented

He cloned himself. Ronaldinho Part II is coming very soon.