Enter bedroom

>enter bedroom
>see this
>wat do?

Go to bed, what else would i do?

Why is my bedroom a gym?

Play basketball

Freak the fuck out because my bedroom turned into a basketball court

Offer her some turps

Do you know where the weight room is?

Turn 360 degrees and walk away

Test black paint as lube

tell the guy dressed as a girl to get out of my gym

Fuck it in the ass!

>rape
would not give a fuck who she is, how she got in, or what shes doing in my bedrom. I would just rape her

t-thats a faggot?

Start shooting three's naked after killing the intruder.

You have bleachers in your bedroom?

no. but that user is

doesn't everyone?

Make her some eggs.

underrated post

Watch her billionaire black husband rail her

Get paint remover

Jokes on him, he's black.

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