It's 1999

it's 1999
what movie you going to rent from the video store?

The Matrix

Fuk movies

I want to rent Mega Man 3 for the 50th time

Wag the dog

the first terminator movie

Fight Club, I guess

Dude, i'm six years old. I don't even know what day of the week it is.

Austin Powers baby

yeah

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American pie

Le Grand Lebowski, my dude

>walking through horror section
>have to avoid eye contact with jack Frost

Spawn

Dogma

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Toy story 2

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Star Wars, Wrath of Spock.

Wild... I've been to that Take 2 hundreds of times. Small fucking world.

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Two Farts in a Cum Sock.

Oh I went to one that closed long ago in Florida. That was just the result of an image search for take2video on google

REEEEEEEE

Billy madison

>tfw mom accidentally rented the horror version instead of the one with Michael Keaton

Feels bad man

Titanic so I can jerk off to Kate winslets tits again

Premium kek

Clerks2

Wild Things - what else? And I don't even have to go in the little back room to get it.

>Dr Mccoy? I'm Spac

How did I miss that this was made?

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It's good, it has Leslie Nielsen as the bad guy, and Rob Schneider.

go to the clerk, ask what the fuck that car is, and tell them it looks like its from the future or aliens or something
>2005 Mustang GT

Anything from the .99cent section, because the 1-night new releases were too much.

The deleted scenes are great.

That dude has the perfect face for a Romulan.

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Yeah I just googled it, I was 9 when it was released, right in my wheelhouse at the time.

My movie of the time was Cliffhanger. Don't know why my parents let me watch it like 50 times.

Dons character really comes out of left field in this flick.

>this bitch

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>lmao so nerdy guise xD

My gf is like this, gonna dump her as soon as I get a job

>reeeee why don't girls obsess over this gay dumb thing only faggot virgins enjoy

Don't remind me of how predatory these video stores were, especially with late fees. I am so glad they're all bankrupt.

Take 2 was nice, probably why ours went out of business. It was cool to have a bag of videos for $5 and have them all week

>1999
>Raping and Pillaging because of Y2K
>Go to video store
>WHAT THE FUCK DO I CHOOSE FOR END OF WORLD
>Blast from the Past
>Read info
>This will teach me how to overcome Y2K
>Only watch Blast from the Past for weeks straight
>No Y2K
>mfw

Gtfo normie

go to adult section.

slip porn into a disney case.

rent lady and the tramp.

Do you really think that Star Wars 7 couldn't have broken box office records if it was only male virgins who liked it?

Porkys

I get a gun and kill myself because 1999 was the worst year of my life

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Can somebody give me a quick rundown on the origin on the recent Andy SIxx bullshit?

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yes, cause most people just go to see it to only say that they saw it, and to be part of pop culture. But you male virgins that know the difference between stormtrooper types, get pissy over star wars vs trek, and call out others that don't give a fuck are just pathetic.

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They always check the movie. Only a hick would fall for this. You grow up in a hick town?

Hollywood video > Blockbuster

Was gone for almost a year and came back about a week ago. Just some faggotry for retards like bananas and fingerboxes.

>reee i'm such a fan of star wars, what an are two unit?

and how do they do it? quit fucking me

This is how it should be.

>cause most people just go to see it to only say they saw it

Do you really believe this retarded shit?

>tfw no Hollywood Blockbuster until 2002 here
>they close down in 2005
>it's now a combination dunkin doughnuts and family fitness
Glad the internet got good enough.

Star Wars: The Original Trilogy. Gotta watch them before that new one comes out.

>quit fucking me
said the girl with the loud mouth

Underage B&

no i grew up in a hippytown and the 17 year old guy at the register was more interested in getting his next blunt, then following proper company policy.

When mom found out there was a new one coming out, she took me to the video store and rented all 3 because I hadn't seen them before.

Cried the bitter virgin.

Clerks

Yes, cause me and everyone I know has seen it, but couldn't tell you the difference between a bb-328 and an R2-43234. Or what ever the fuck they are

Just a forced meme.
I genuinely believe it's a half dozen people doing all of the posting, most likely underage literal faggots

And most people in theaters are adults that could not careless, but are their with the 12 year old kids. Keeping up with the Jones' is real.

>BB-8
>R2D2
>literally only seen each movie once
>can easily remember a character and the difference between them
>not an autistic retard
>mfw

I still have mine packed away.
God I miss my ex, we used to go there all the time back in like 06 in our pyjamas to find a comfy kino

Your mother was a smart lady. My parents must've forgotten about the other two, because the only prequel I saw in theaters was Revenge of the Sith.

Fight Club, Nigger.
I'll take some ACT II popcorn and a Charleston Chew to boot.

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This movie was the beginning of the end for this idiotic cartoon.

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She doesn't miss you. Not an insult. Just the nature of women.

Mystery Alaska

Pic unrelated...

Can't believe it hasn't been posted yet

Well, if it's VHS, then 1999 films are a while before they are out. Have to go a year of so back, so the list would look like this;

Saving Private Ryan
Blade
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
Ronin
The Fifth Element
The Full Monty
Event Horizon
Face/Off
Starship Troopers
Con Air

Fast and furious 8

Clerks

Demolition Man

Terminator 2.

/thread

OOOOH, "Navy Seals!"

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she's so hot.

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I want Mallrats but my dumbfuck gf wants Clueless.