Nastiest/ dirtiest women have done to you and what you've done to them sexually

Nastiest/ dirtiest women have done to you and what you've done to them sexually

mom let a turd out on me when i was born

>me
>18yo virgin kissless fat
>found that scort web
>64yo bitch
>special 50% discount to young bois
>crakwhore smells like dead fish
that was disgusting but at least im not virgin anymore

>Be me, virgin, 22yo
>2nd girlfriend of my life in college
>Because betamax
>Went to go pick her up after classes
>Grumbly tummy is grumbly
>Wild tacobell appears
>"Mhmmm... tacos."
>Tacobell acquired
>Girlfriend acquired
>Go home to sexy times
>Standing next to head of bed
>Gf is blowing me off
>Feelsgoodman.jpg
>Know about squeezing some muscle to shoot load harder
>No idea which muscle it is
>Tense abdomen when nearing cum
>HERE I GO
>End up pissing all over the inside of my gf's mouth
>She spits it out onto my carpet, gagging and swearing
>I burst out laughing harder than ever
>Grumbly tummy is grumbly
>"Mhmmm... tacos."
>Rancid tacobell fart rips from my ass
>Auschwitz.png
>Ass feels wet and bubbly
>Look back and disgust and disbelief

And that, my friends, is how I pissed on my girlfriend and shit my bed during a blowjob.

wait did she stay with you? that's loyalty

Met a girl at a club, went back to her place, fucking on the bed and noticed plastic sheets. She started playing with my ass, feels-good.jpg. As I cum she pulls on a string that she has been putting in my ass and I shit everywhere. She starts rolling around in it. Me feel sick get dressed and go home

Actually yes she did.

She ended up leaving her abusive boyfriend for me, but a year later went back to him. Meh.

That sounds like a shitty date

43 yr old co-worker. I was 25. She was a nerdy Jewish girl. >After work - sitting in her car
>she smiled and said he could have fun. The signal was clear- I pulled my cock out - came in her mouth.
>hung out all summer. She was my little fuck doll. She'd come over in tight outfits. I'd lift up and fuck doggy style
>her response? Faster daddy! Faster daddy!

At wich point in your dream did you wake up?

Stop. Don't start puns.

Older women are horny freaks. Once you stop being 18 you'll realize kiddo.

The older you get, the more desperate you are. But what that user was saying is that your story is the dung from a male bovine

Back when I could still attract women, I had a weekend fling (for lack of a better work) with a girl I'd only met once at a party. She called me out of the blue and asked if she could come to my place. Watching a movie Friday night turned into a weekend spent in bed doing nothing but fucking.

Anyway late Saturday night/early Sunday morning, we get to talking about fantasies, and she said she'd always wanted to be peed on. I was so worked up and into her that I agreed to try it, so we got in my bathtub and I pissed on her face and tits. She started sucking my dick and I blew in her mouth. Then we took a bath together. At one point, she straddled me and I felt something warm. She leaned in, sucked my earlobe, and said, "I'm pissing on your cock right now." I immediately thrust into her and fucked her like a beast.

God, I miss that girl. She and I texted back and forth for days after that weekend, but then she just lost interest in me I guess, because she stopped responding. She was the last hot girl I ever hooked up with. It was all desperation sex with fatties after that.

pic related but was fatter before
>girl had huge tits when we were 16
>get in touch again when i visit home when im 20
>shes pretty fat now, typical redneck girl
>does drugs
>She asks if i want to fuck
>not fucked in like 6 months so i go for it
>pick her up
>go to her moms place
>she was kicked out so we basically broke in cuz her mom was on holiday
>she does her drugs
>bring a laptop into the room
>puts on a movie
>starts t aking her clothes off
>whale on the sofa doin drugs watching some random movie
>sit next to her, take my pants off
>She starts jerking me off
>starts sucking
>i get into it to much, ram my dick down her throat (previous girls have been able to take the D pretty well)
>she gags
>pukes abit on the side of sofa on the floor
>house is disgusting also btw
>figure if return the favor cuz reasons
>heading down south i smell it, Nope.jpg
>finger bang her
>She had some illness so she cant have kids and wanted it raw but i insisted on condom anyway ,
>fuck her
>she starts making out, but her mouth tastes disgusting like cigarettes and something else that i couldnt put my finger on
>start sucking her fat tits, they are sweaty but its better then her mouth
>im basically the skinny guy fucking a whale at this point from every BBW porn movie
>she starts cumming and squirting
>I cum becuz aswell becuz of it
>she wants to eat the cum from the condom
>at this point realization of what an ugly beast i just mounted , start feeling sick
>see puke on the floor, even more sick
>notice more shit in the house
>I go to the bathroom, vomit like a mouthful
>go out, tell her i gotta go, someone called me and needed help
>its 02.00 Kek
>she says ok
>we head out and shes forgotten to put pants on
>bitch is high af
>go back in lf pants for like 20 min, she cant find em
>she finds panties
>give her dirty ass a ride home
>seat is sweaty and pussy juice prob stained it
>regret it still do this day
I also think about it sometimes when im in the mood for somethin dirty

Dirty Done to Me:
Wife cheated on me with my best friend of 20 years.

Done Dirty to Woman:
Heh. When I was a bachelor I ordered a call girl to my house and made her clean the bathroom naked. Then I chased her around the house with a hose naked and she ran off down the street without her clothes.

I was so sure Tyrone was gonna come back and shoot me but I was on acid at the time and the lulz were too tempting.

went to a sex party (Pennant Hall in Wales, you turn up, pay £14 and fuck whoever turns up, its good for men that wan their wives fucked, for anyone wondering) a few months back and got horny as fuck there watching a couple fuck bareback. i lay next to them masturbating then the guy blew a load over his wife's feet so i licked it up and kissed her while fingering her. it was fucking hot

Go round a friends house, he is renting a room out to land whale. She suggests going to a bar, her treat. Get real drunk. Go back to her room and make out. Start fingering her. Biggest bucket cunt ever, lose whole hand in there. Decide my cock wouldn't touch the sides go for anal. She kicks me in the balls and goes to sleep on the sofa. I sleep in her bed.

Friend now calls me munter hunter

Be me

>Need apartment within two weekends for new job
>Write paperback novel to realtor explaining this
>Amazing apartment comes up
>Fly out immediately
>Solid 10/10 Latix agent meets me at airport shows me around
>All her information is wrong, apartment is three times my budget make her drive me back to the air motel.
>Genuinely nice lady, sincerely apologizes but I had an anger problem back then.
>Pulls over on a back road, bites me ear, instant boner.
>End up hate fucking her on the hood of her Merc as truckers pass us and toot my good health.
>Stream of dried blood over the Merc hood ornament
>Had to fly home in pants and slacks flecked with dried blood.
>Still don't know if on the blob or if I broke her.

that's quite common.

my ex managed to go one further however. she had her daughter by breech birth (feet first), with a condescending prick of a doctor who wouldn't listen to her and refused to listen when she said she was going into labour a few days early.

when he finally acknowledged that it was happening, the baby was almost on its way out... but she managed to have a contraction with the baby's stomach in the vagina, head still in the uterus, and legs outside - which caused a squeeze of pressure on the baby's stomach, launching a spray of baby shit to squirt out and up right into the doctor's face.

I kissed my friend on her lips while hugging her when I was leaving the country a few days ago.

I once fist fucked a heroin addict in the ass.,
rubber glove and Crisco , took a min but I did what I did just because she was nasty junkie whore , tho I was honest I paid her 50 ,

Yeah, pregnancies have a very distinct smell, like a mixture of wet dog, butcher's shop and farmyard.

My wife peed and pooed and howled and emitted the strongest stench of B.O that I have yet to encounter.

But you are 'in the zone', your adrenaline is pumping, you are absolutely focused so you don't notice anything.

Cheated on my smoking hot GF of 4 years with a trampy girl I knew from school. Got really drunk with her and had violent sex on her living room floor. Got her to punch me in the face while she fucked me and called me a pervert and stuff. She scratched my back up pretty bad too. Never came as I was too drunk to finish so I left and went home. Told my GF I'd been in a fight and hid the marks on my back until they healed.

Got one from online dating. Met a milf and started dating. Never met her kids but she had pics of them around the house. Found out that her daughter was at university, Single wnd on the same dating site. Found her and started messaging her. Started dating daughter too.

Some days I would wake up with milf and go off and fuck daughter.

Hotest time was one weekend. Friday night fucking milf, spent Saturday day fucking daughter, went back to milf in the evening, she went to give me a bj and said she could still smell herself on my cock.

so literally none of that happened.

yeah. that shit isnt punny.

> Hang out with nerdy black girl
> She's actually incredibly hot but cripplingly socially awkward/shy
> "You're my only friend"
> Start requiring her to suck my cock in exchange for hanging out with her
> Start calling her a nigger whore
> Convince her to start sticking things up her ass on command
> She accepts it all to maintain her one friendship
> Begs me to fuck her at one point
> Cum on her face instead (her first facial)
> I cut off contact after that - Was getting married and didn't need her anymore

>A sneak peak of what's in this episode of "Things That Never Happened"

picked up a streetwalker once. She must have been late 40s, early 50s, but at least she was white. I paid for a blowjob and before I could react to what just happened, she popped out her fake teeth and started giving me a gum-job. I found it very disturbing. But it worked in the end.

Swingers party

Girl is riding me on couch while everyone else is fucking around us.

Sidebitch crawls naked along the floor and in full view of everybody starts eating mine and the girl riding me arseholes in full view of some surprised guests who understandably didn't want to kiss her after that.

Used to pick up crack whores on the street. They used to use the bin room in a council tower block to 'service' their customers.

Get in there, offer them an extra 10 for anal. Then dry fuck them hard while they were bent over a bin, face down in it.

Got off on the degredation

My bad - forgot to include pic. (Had to retrieve from an old email - Don't keep them on my phone.)

Shit. Your'e a legend