It's a Karl buys Suzanne 800 condoms for Christmas episode

>It's a Karl buys Suzanne 800 condoms for Christmas episode

>it's a Karl wants to re-pot a plant and laments living in London episode

>B&Q with nelson's column sticking through

>It's a Karl buys a smelly mattress and has to get rid of it episode

>it's a karl tries a new thing and doesn't like it episode

>its a karl does steve again episode

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>it's a karl threatens to pack the show in just so he can get mondays off episode

>its a fall asleep to the XFM podcast on ipod next to you cause youre lonely and like to pretend youre happy by listening to happy banter

just end me senpai

>it's a karl gets diarrhea in india episode

>It's a Karl steps on a bug and ponders upon the meaning of life episode

>its a Karl thinks scientists are conspiring against him because they wont get rid of animals episode

SHE GOT A NEW FLOOR
A NEW FLOOR
A N E W F L O O R

>Its a karl smacks the sandwich out of a winger's hand episode

> its a karl accidently sees a woman's vagoo in a flat window across the street and decides dropping his own pants is the only fair course of action, once she notices episode

>Woken up at 3am by Ricky's laugh

>it's a smack junkie fills in for Karl since he's on his third vacation for the year in Lanzagrotty episode

>tfw no Sturgess gf

Every night :(

>its a ricky excessively insults karl intelligence series

haha the david brent movie bombed cos youre not talented, ricky. prick.

>its a karl laughs at poor people in a 3rd world country episode

>it's a Karl was right and Ricky + Steve were wrong again episode

>KARL HAS WON

>it's a Forrest Gump in a wheelie bin episode

>It's a Karl's actor forgets the Ken Dodd incident happened to his dad and not him episode

>Its an auntie Nora episode

>it's a Karl makes a very good point but is unable to express it well episode

The auntie nora stories gave me serious anxiety about aging / my health.

>it's a Karl insults Steve on his appearance episode

>it's a Karl believes the stupidest shit on the internet episode

It's a rare Karl and Steve chat to each other episode

It's quite weird, Karl talks directly to Steve (outside of the insults) about 5 times during the entire show.

>It's a karl's dad physically abuses a mentally challenged child episode.

>its a karl gets stuck sneaking out of his house trying to deliver newspapers episode and his dad thinks hes a gypsy breaking in and tries to murder him but instead rescues him from certain injury or death

>WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
>YOU'RE MENTAL
>AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA *gasp gasp*

>It's a Steve go's to McDonald to buy burgers to shove into Karl's mouth episode

>It's a Karl abandons Ricky to start his own shit episode

>its a steve fucks sadfu episode

guys im gonna try be a comedian for realll

ive decided its the only possible thing that im good at that might elevate me to fame and fortune which will get my cock sucked by 10s all over the world

>It's a Karl fucks a 19 years old hungarian cutie in the ass episode

>it's an impossible rockbusters episode

>it ends up being better than what Ricky did

Moaning of Life was brilliant

Look he stuck a Gump in a bin we've done it now let's move on

It's alot more enjoyable without Ricky forcing him to do shit and calling him a idiot for no reason just because he dosent love a shitty 3rd world country

deli meat tree n that

Christ, the berg!

>It's a steve and Ricky take the piss out of the LotR episode

>It's a Ricky and Steve fall for the cambodian midget fighting a lion story.

>It's a Steve expresses interest in the tenets of national socialism after reading some material that Ricky brought him episode

i dont remember that episode

>Steve always making fun of Karl but can't handle it when Karl shits on his objectively more pathetic life
>Ricky right about virtually nothing but still acts like a smartass

>tfw you realize that both Karl's film ideas are pretty much Being John Malkovich without the surgery angle

>Ricky right about virtually nothing but still acts like a smartass

What else would you expect from someone as edgy as him

>truth
>edgy

sure is islamic as fuck in here now

>not believing in all 2870 to edge your bets

I don't know how you can look at that face without wanting to punch it.

>many of those say worshipping other gods will cause thaat god to kill you

you goofed

Do you go around punching oranges?

It's a false comparison. He looks much more like a flycatching retard than he does an orange.

>flycatching
>retarded

like to see you do that danielson you faggot

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You did know that flycatching's having your mouth constantly hanging open, right?

Better idea then the invention of lying tbqh

never heard that term before and probably wont ever again

sounds regional

>lets make a movie with jennifer garner about atheism or someshit that isnt funny

producers are fucking inept but i guess theyre trust fund babbies with money to splash around and hit jackpots occasionally

Who /couldeataknobatnight/ here?

>It's a lil' monkey fella episode.

what episode

it was 80, not 800

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The goalie.... had a phd in physics

>it's a split tennis ball episode

>friend is obsessed with travel
>decide to show her An Idiot Abroad thinking she'll get a kick out of it
>instead she gets really angry
>she says that Karl just acts rude and unappreciative
>she starts tearing up talking about how "there's all these beautiful things in the world and this man just doesn't see it"
>mfw I decide to cancel an upcomming vacation with her

Cannot unsee

>Implying God, being omniscient, won't see that you're only worshipping him as a gamble and punish you accordingly

>Vacationing with female "friends"

Beta orbiter spotted

Is he the one that cries when he busts a nut inside chicks?

Hell of a lot more interest in Karl's films than Cemetary Junction

I think it's the one where he struggles to put on a condom

in all his videos that girls start screaming in pleasure, the noises might have been added later though