Fellow Amerifats

Fellow Amerifats.

Have you served? Would you? If you have served, let's see some Basic Training/Bootcamp stories.

yeah I'm in the army now

Where did you go through Basic? I went through Sill back in '08.

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Currently serving on AD, USN. No Bootcamp stories, because not a newfag. 25+ years.

This has nothing to do with them.

im was a navy seal my buds class was 351
92'
and i retired as sgt. general e8

lost in the woods back in 2014

I KNOW THAT REFERENCE.

ayyyyyyyyyy

Fort Relax'n Jackson, back in '99. Met a guy who didn't know how to do his own laundry; he ended up bleaching all his BDUs.

Met a girl who looked down the barrel of a loaded rifle. The DS knocked slapped it out of her hands like a fucking toy.

Set my personal record for no fapping: 4 months (basic + AIT until i went home for Thanksgiving). my nut came out yellowish.

got my first bj from a redhead who came close to turning me inside out from my dick and it changed my life forever. it was almost cruel to set the bar so high, so soon.

also: guy in the platoon went to sick call because his balls were hurting. doc actually gave him a written profile to masturbate.

>The admiral's face
>The sargeant's face
>That freaking corporal's face

>Women in combat roles
>Fuck yeah!

there's no such rank as sgt. general in usn

heh, nice. When I went through Sill in 2008, it was before it was co-ed, so I saw a lot of drama between men. One guy in particular had an elaborate plan to be discharged:
>get caught in AIT having sex with another man in uniform in the barracks
This was before DADT was repealed. I wonder if it worked out for him.

yes there is you fucking fake bitch.

>turning me inside out from my dick

literally wot, m8?

Holy fuckin moly

I hate that photo. It's the usual

>GRILS SO DUMB

Most women haven't spent their lives slicking to weapons, memorizing gun stats, and all that shit.

she jammed her pinky in his piss hole, then ripped it back out

QUAD |||| GATES ENGAGED

Currently USMC active at 29 palms, not much to say about BC because it sucked and that's about it lol. Hikes are probably your worst enemy if I were to say anything about BC.

You want a basic story?
>join Air Force
>get injured in basic
>get sent to BMT medical hold
>stay there for 5 months
>medical discharge

Ask your questions

Ft Benning Nov 98
i was in reception before you get put into your cycle. Guy figured he couldnt take it, so from the fifth floor, he tied a buffer cord around his neck and tossed it over. Cord was too long. Article 15'd

Once in Basic A Co 1/38
Drill sgt caught me staring at a slice of cake after a month or so in. Asked me if i wanted it and i said yes. He allowed the entire company to eat cake that day. After chow he lined us up on a hill and smoked us for 4 hours. Cake puke everywhere. They called me Cakeman from that point on.

you fagged out of the fag force - do you still get like money from the govt?

What kind of injury did you sustain?

>stay there for 5 months
did you ever just think of killing yourself instead? When I went through Jackson, they fucking kept us at reception before basic started for 3 weeks and I wanted to blow my brains out. I can't imagine what 5 months would feel like.

those r the worst stories i would rather go tho basic twice or more then do that bullshit....also dont get to be in the military, fuck that

Fucking sargeants man. I can't wait to get my comission and tell them to fuck off.

I did that a year before joining the Army, but it was due to a personality/adjustment disorder instead of an actual injury. I remember the horror of the 319th (which is now the 324th) TRS.

In mental hospital for 4 months when 16. Go to recruiting office after high school. Get to question about any mental health history. So much for that plan...

Better to fag out off the chair then to bend over the boat

I get like 100$ a month due to my vision issues from the va. And the gi bill

Snapped part of my Achilles' tendon and developed tendonidis in both Achilles. Didn't heal fast enough and they sent me home. Out of all the basic stories I've heard, being stuck in MedHold has got to top any of them.

Interesting. Much of my adolescence was laden with psych visits and one instance where I had to stay in a ward for 2 days. But, the Air Force still took me, as did the Army a year after I washed out of the AF.

I still wound up washing out of the Army in AIT though.

well what did you expect? They aren't going to hand a diagnosed lunatic a gun.

I'm about to join up cause I gotta have me my boats n' hoes.

yea they do

Right, just many undiagnosed lunatics.

>let's see some Basic Training/Bootcamp stories
Basic stories are lame. Dumb kids doing dumb shit.

>No Bootcamp stories, because not a newfag.
Also this.

u going navy then? u will get lots of boats and loads

Yeah all the time. Most of the 100s of people that came through talked about it. I personally had to do with a few situations with people actually trying to kill themselves in the dorm (I was dorm chief on top of that, so I had to take charge) It's a real depressing place, imagine going to a place full of hurt people with dreams that were shattered right as they started.

Some kids dared one of the new guys to put ice hot on his ball sack. He did it. But no one ever paid him cause it was pretty stupid. But one guy paid to get his back shaved. That was kind weird.

been in for about 6 years, in germany now. fuck basic stories stupied shit that everyone talks about in the field when theres nothing else to do.

Yea. Going Navy. What do you mean loads though? Not looking for homosex. I am aware of the lack of women, no biggie. I just wanna get on a war ship and travel.

Sure kid. There isnt even a class 351 yet. Back in the 90s its was in the 100s

I played lots of Call of Duty so that pretty much qualifies as me completing military training and weapon handling.

when i went tho basic a bunch of guys where getting bj in the starewell form the females...gotta love the females in the military...to make it better they wher in BRAVO company so we called them blowjob bravo

im mean loads of seaman and you will get ur poopdeck moped all the time, gotta fuck somthing out at sea

pussy shit. I saw someone put icy hot all over his nuts and IN his asshole. Thats right, he put some on his finger and just jammed in up there right in front of all of us.

>this guy

better have been black ops

They actually do that? What? I thought that wasn't allowed.

i saw a lot of dicks and a dick get sucked in the barracks on a dare fucked up man i got ptsd form the shit i seen in the barraks rather then my deployments

Went to a training in Illinois. Don't remember where been forever. Our fire team was clearing a shipping container shanty town in mout. Point man does a dynamic entry. Runs up kicks the door and steps inside. Kicks the door (sheet metal 1/4 in thick) to hard. It swings back and smokes him in the face he drops screaming bloody murder. Nose broken uniform covered in blood and one unhappy sergeant.

Well damn, how much did he get for that? That's some dedication

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yeah mam join the usmc before the navy bro or the army

>in army

Dude that sucks. I remember being im AF basic training and seeing people who had been there for months. It looked like hell.

>being a little pussy boy who never served

>Be me
>In bootcamp
>Just tryna get by and get out of here, not trying to stand out or anything
>Notice there's this tall lanky dude people kind of make fun of
>I'm someone that some time ago had a hard time making friends and such, also been made fun of in the past, broke out of that and became much more social, point being, while I'm not like that anymore, I know what it's like to be in that place, so I decide to go against the current and try to be nice to this guy
>People constantly complain on how gross he is
>Dude's hella skinny, with some mild face and backne, greasy face, but really nothing abnormal
>Tell people to not give him such a hard time
>Also he sleeps on the rack next to mine
>One night, be writing letter to fiance
>Turn to the other side
>Now facing his rack
>Dude is facing the other way but he's reaching his back with his hands
>Dude is squeezing a pinple
>Kinda gross, but who doesn't do that, really?
>Absentmindedly stare
>See him squeeze out some puss
>Turn to face the rack on top of him
>Look at his puss
>Proceeds to bring it to his mouth and audibly suck on his puss-covered fingertips
>WTF.JPEG

Made fun of him being gross for the rest of my stay

4F but I wanted it so bad.

cakeman

AYY LMAO

Well, at least you have him a chance

i got pretty hungry at night, too.

I started February of 2013, Fort Benning in the Cavalry. OSUT was pretty shitty at times but it wasn't as hard as some of the people I was there with were making it out to be. It was fun watching people pass out and smash their face into the ground during ruck marches though.

ive seen people do that shot before what the fuck man that shit is nasty i also seen some one do it with there ear wax to.

Canadian Military here;

Basic in Quebec 2007, people hooking up and fucking in the rooms and in the parking lot (you can drive you own POMV to basic here).


I ended up hooking up with one female one evening. She was blowing me in the Blue Sector (Mod room's/Single room's in a 8 room Mod), as one of duty MCpl's/Sgts making his rounds.

Blew my load on her chest and she did the walk of shame back to her room with my nut seeping thru her shirt.

I do miss the fucky/sucky action in the Mega, but fuck that place.

served from 95 through 01. then I used my GI Bill to go to college. I really have no complaints. Glad I served. Glad I got out.

>Stolen valor: the thread

Got out in 2001...that's convenient.

he got a room full of people laughing at him

>be me
>doin change of comand
>solider passes out in front of me so i did what we were brite on
>i catched him and dragged to the back off the formation and dropped him and went back to the formation
>the meds took care of him
> got home told my wife and laughed anout it she looked at me and was like wtf

i still think its fucking great some of the shit the military does

The face of someone from medhold was like a burned out level of stress, empty eyes, and a smile because they were fucking around and didnt care anymore. It was completely different then seeing those still in training who were acting serious and didn't have worn faces. I got told we all looked like mental health patients because we all looked insane

I saw some guy pass out during a ruck, land in a puddle, and started shaking. Funny shit

it was. they called me after I got out and said they wanted me back. I told them I was good.

what? are you talking about OPs pic because first they are wearing acus not whatever the navy wears all i know that its blue

second the ranks from left to right are Captain, Master or Sergeant First Class cant tell, and the n Major General

I have no basic stories because I'm not a newfag either. I do have another story though

>Knew a guy that had some dumbass nickname like "pornstar" or something
>Story goes some hot chich on FB messages him and wants to cam
>She wants him to jerk it for her, don't think she ever got on cam or even simulated a cam
>So he has hopes of seeing some strange, says fuck it, I'll jerk for you
>Finish the deed and "she" says something along the lines of "hahah faggot loser, I took video of this
>since we're FB friends if you don't send me money, I'll send it to all your FB friends and family
>He says yeah nah, fuck off with that shit, send that vid out then
>reports it to CID as extortion and end up with at least a post wide memo going out
>memo something along the lines of don't fall for this fraud and expose yourself on webcam to some random hoe.

TL:DR he became infamous for jerking it on webcam

Can't serve. I'm unfit to serve in the military cos of a disability.

Just finished officer training

I dropped out of high school and got my GED. The results were all college level, but every branch of the military requires college credits if you drop out of high school without exception. Fucking retards.

I think this happened to one of my guys too

PDQ for psych record. Figures, because Sup Forums

I finished AF basic in April. Right now I'm at fort lost in the woods to learn CBRN and HAZMAT response. My first duty station is at mildenhall.

Basic was gay as hell and yes, the Air Force is mostly fags and social justice warriors.

What is basic training?

No I've not, and yeah maybe but it would require a cause that motivated me a lot. Also from everything I've heard from friends in the mil it can be really great but easily ruined by a shit NCO or LT.

Also I'm not sure I'd be allowed in because of a heart condition

MP "84"