Would you fuck a horse for $500 Sup Forums

would you fuck a horse for $500 Sup Forums

Fuck no.
I wouldn't pay more than $100.

No. $500 is nothing. $500k and up. Let's talk.

Would you fuck a horse and no one ever know about it or would you not fuck a horse but everyone thinks you did?

fuck the horse or get fucked by the horse?

i'd let the horse fuck me for $5

btw i'm a guy

yup.

I would let a horse fuck me for free.

>inb4 'I would pay $500 to fuck it'

fpbp

I would $500 to horse a pay to fuck

Nah, I can get one for about $100 in Finland.

SHOOP SHOOP BA DOOP

>go to bing
>turn of safe search
>image/video search

I fuck my mares for free, so if someone wanted to pay me, sure I'd be OK with that.

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depends on the horse

>has beauty standards regarding bestiality

Some horses are ugly.
I like horses, I like fucking horses but not ugly horses that I'm not attracted to.

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hell yeah, ive paid 1000 before.

nigguh. I fuck mares for free

Is it a young horse? I have problems getting erect for anyone over 8. What is that in horse years? When do horses hit puberty? I definitely can't fuck one past puberty... that'd be gross.

>mares
>pic
>for free
You've been ripped off

Not a chance. I'd fuck it for free then let it fuck me.

Eww.
That's not a mare, that's a nigger.
No

>would you fuck a horse for $500 Sup Forums
no, but i'd drive you for free.

Some mares are sexier than others. Check out this dick raiser

Dick eczema?

The horse on the right is like... fuck i'll rape'n all!!! hahaha!!!

This is not ok. Stop it. Get help.

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>that 90 percent'er

#3 sweet little pussy....

Throw in the cost of travel, 1500 for an exploratory laparotomy, bump the sum of that up by 125%, and add on any other post-coitus medical expenses, and I'll let the horse fuck me.

no.2 sweet tits!

Is there a following for women x horse on Sup Forums or is it just men x horse?

It's actually quite normal.

It's terrific

Are you a werewolf?

No. Some guy in my state got himself butt fucked by a horse and he died, so they made it illegal. I'm not going to jail for $500 lol

Horses stink

WA right?

Yep. Some real fucked up people around here.

>would you fuck a horse for $500 Sup Forums
not
>would you get fucked by a horse for $500 Sup Forums

Not as bad as fla

Either way, sex with animals is illegal, especially for profit.

>sex with animals is illegal
Only if you get caught.

>inafter I'd do it for free

Did they arrest the corpse?

The guy from that video?

Nobody is ever going to pay someone 500k to fuck a horse.

Why the fuck did I read this entire thread?

>Two guys one horse.
I don't want to die of a colon rupture the next day, I'm good.

What's the downside of the first one?

2 1/2 sexually mature, 4 for truly mature

ugh
>underdeveloped rump
>unaligned lumbar vertebrae
>saggy glutes
no thanks

haha, fuck you i live in the south where its legal!

>winter coat
>nasty af vag
>loose butthole
all these mares are ugly and you should feel bad

>Horsey-pedophile.
fucking Sup Forums.

>ponyphile

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cool word.

I would =-( probably would need viagra like in Black Mirror but I need the money, at least horses are kind of alien and to me it's less weird than say a dog who has a social connection to humans (maybe horses do to I dunno, the way some people glorify them is kind of creepy).