Roast me Sup Forums

Roast me Sup Forums

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You actually look good OP

The offspring of Harry and Draco

Be a little more creative. Anyone can post a pre-made picture. You probably post that on every thread you go on, faggot.

Kickass 2 sucked and you're a fag for taking your wife's last name.

You also look like the spawn of some Harry Potter fanfiction.

ahahahahahahahahhah

I did not expect this.

>hipster glasses
>male with dyed hair (yes I just assumed your fucking gender)
>smug look

why are you even here?

I can't believe you assumed my gender you big meany.

I CAME HERE TO GET ROASTED IDIOT.

lol... wearing those glasses thinking you're all cool and all... but you just look like a fucking tumblr hipster lesbian with facial hair. also if it's not your natural hair kys... the fact that you actually took the time to fucking paint your shitty hair blonde, thinking it'll make you more atractive but you're still the ugliest piece of shit i've seen today, fuck it, this week; is just embarrassing. also i would like to add that it's obvious you gave the picture some thought because i can see the booze bottles behind your shitty head, you probably thought like "oh if i put some booze there people think i'm so cool and outgoing and finally bitches will see the mistake of labeling me as a unfuckable cuck instead of the stud that i am. (sorry if too harsh

goingbald/10

In that case you look like a pretty cool guy

Lmao

i'll search for a pic lol, not 10/10 but not deformed whoah

Maybe, I have a scuffed hairline. Balding will probably help me.

Yea google one up there buddy. Make sure to tineye it first so I cant reverse image search the faggot you stole the picture from, basement dweller.

Nailed it user

>trying this hard to fit in on a garbage website

Besides dying you hair and being on this website, I don't see anything to roast.

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>says the guy using green text on this garbage website

>big meany

Can't tell if this is bait, a faggot, or just a typical hipster/Reddit user

are those women's frames?

are you an alcoholic, possibly mild depression?

Hahahaha

Nice forehead.

>dye my hair like a beta

You got me there dude

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No they are unisex, so I guess they can be? I just got smaller frames because the bigger ones looked weird as fuck.

>actually defending OP

Not even a roast

Rhett from Good Mythical Morning/5

only faggots have blonde hair, you look stupid

You're gay and stupid looking and you probably smell funny and your glasses are stupid and you dye your hair and your bedroom smells like old cheese and people don't like you as much as you think and your mom dresses you funny and you've got weird looking teeth and your beard is stupid and your ears are crooked and you don't like the right kind of music and you work at McDonalds

I don't drink that often. Only drink if I go out with friends. The alcohol in the picture I haven't touched for awhile got most of it as birthday presents.

Everyone gets kind of depressed sometimes. I wouldn't consider myself to have chronic depression.

>Facebook filenames

Was this boy mean to you, OP?

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We want to roast him, not make him kill himself. Damn dude.

my dad can beat your dad up

I got nothing. You're hot.

No, I don't have a webcam so I have to send the pictures to myself on facebook from my phone so I can save it to my computer to then post it on here, autist.

have you ever seen a freckle before>?

you look fine and you shouldnt ask to be roasted

Looks cancerous

girl* FTFY

This is the one that makes me off myself. God damn did this hurt :(

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I guess I've had cancer my whole life then. Straight out the womb with cancer.

gaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy

other than the harry potter glasses, 7.5/10

finally a breakthrough

You are cancer. In its purest form

VALENTINAAAA!

This is probably one of the worst roasts I've ever seen on Sup Forums. I'm very disappointed that I don't want to off myself yet.

Gay because I can't think of anything mean to say or gay just because you're hoping I am?

I wish I knew this meme

Gay because you can't think of anything to roast

This is actually a good roast

Le footy lad look, how contrived, sad!

I do indeed also like the ladies but I didn't know if was because I suck at insulting others. Thank you for your wealth of knowledge, Internet wizard.

You dip.

> but I didn't know if was because I suck at insulting others

????????? "know if was" ???????????

Teach me plz

It* obviously

>I do indeed also like the ladies but I didn't know if was because I suck at insulting others.

this whole sentence is scuffed regardless. please graduate 4th grade before you try and type. xdeeeeeeee

I appreciate your input on my education. I hope it brightened your day.

It really did. I think I did a better job at roasting the anons posting on this thread than they did at roasting me :)

You look like the hipster child of Cillian Murphy and a duck.

Then we both benefited from the interaction then. ;)

Cillian Murphy I get. Explain the duck part though?

Indeed ;)

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fuck im a FUCKING WHITE MALE hahahahahahahah dead

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Awe! I tried to be roasted here once and it was a bit of a flop too. I always seem to have nice encounters here, odd considering.

I thought Sup Forumstards were better at roasting. Very odd hahah

I'm sorry Sup Forumsrother but it looks like your parents did it for us kek

I don't get this. It made me laugh regardless.

Didn't you shoot up that movie theatre in Colorado?
You fucking monster

Alive, free, and well :)

An hero

trumps hair
harry potters glasses
edward snowdens beard
=
pothairbear

You look like what would happen if Sam Hyde fucked the guy from the movie Her

Hey the nineties called,
They said you look like a faggot

brayden take off that fucking wig

Usually it's easier. OP is usually a cunt in the comments. You were better than me at being insulting but that isn't saying much. XD

Do you enjoy your job at Starbucks? Or do you miss the days you used to be a fluffer for gay porn

How did you pay your hair stylist? With blowjobs?

I actually went to school for something useful so I don't have to be a cunt barista lmao

See you're smart and good looking. I'm trying damn you

I think the question is "how many blowjobs?"

I ate her Polish ass and pussy out, she blew me.

She paid me in blow jobs because I'm very suave

Polish? Ewwwwww

A jew too :)

Jewish women give good head. Can't fault that.

Blechh I bet you like cool jazz and chardonnay, don't you, Linda?

More of a punk rock listening, whiskey and beer drinking kind of guy.

You look like a murder victim from CSI San Francisco