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>Dec 30
Hull City vs Everton
>Dec 31
Burnley vs Sunderland
Manchester United vs Middlesbrough
Swansea City vs Bournemouth
Chelsea vs Stoke City
Southampton vs West Bromwich Albion
Leicester City vs West Ham United
Liverpool vs Manchester City
>Jan 1
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Watford vs Tottenham
Arsenal vs Crystal Palace

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>poop

>the perfect player doesn't exi-

>de gay

>southampton have scored fewer goals than swansea

Even if Utd win v Boro they'll still be 6th.

id prefer them to go down desu

>liverpool have conceded more than middlesbrough

anime in

swansea did have that mental game v palace tbf

>nervous already
were coming, lad.

>tfw remember watching Brighton in Division 3 and now its almost there

>tfw followed HCAFC from the basement to the top

Since we want to be inclusive here

>Dec 29
Rotherham United vs Burton Albion
Aston Villa vs Leeds United
>Dec 30
Newcastle vs Nottingham Forest
Ipswich Town vs Bristol City
Brighton & Hove Albion vs Cardiff City
Reading vs Fulham
>Dec 31
Huddersfield Town vs Blackburn Rovers
Wolverhampton Wanderers vs Queens Park Rangers
Derby County vs Wigan Athletic
Preston North End vs Sheffield Wednesday
Barnsley vs Birmingham City
Brentford vs Norwich City
>Jan 1
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Literally the GOAT feel.

Cautiously excited right now.

>peter taylor
>GOAT

hmmm, not sure i can agree with that

He might have signed Ade Akinbiyi for £5.5m at Leicester but Hull wouldn't be where they are today without him at the helm.

I'm not nervous luv. Can't wait for Mendes and Riola to roll into Manchester Sunday night.

Brighton, Newcastle and Leeds just for the banter.

*carves internally*

You just know he will keep Palace up.

Causing the relegation of Sunderland.

The hero we deserve

Just watched James May reassemble a Toy Train lads, I'm really comfy

nth for Badiou

Peter Evans - More Is More
Iannis Xenakis – Persepolis
Choking Victim - No Gods, No Managers

>wiggins retired
>we all have to pretend he wasn't a drug cheat until everyone forgets about him
Thank you Team GB!

SAMIR NASRI LOVES SLUTS
youtu.be/yyG3dvREgrI

finally Sunderland will cease shitting this league up

You're next West Brom

Liverpool are considering an ambitious bid for Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain in the January transfer window. (Jason Burt - Telegraph)

>arsenal player having to do gegenpressing
he will be dead inside a month

could be interesting

Could actually see that working out

daniel taylor at the guardian reporting the same

ox to liverpool

ox to the stands

And this is why I want Puel to go. He's been responsible for some of the most boring football I have ever seen at St Marys and tonight was a shitfest even before the red card.

Any replacements?

Juande Ramos is available...

bbc.co.uk/sport/football/38451841

Just dropped two songs lads, what next?

Anyone who actually tries to make his teams attack would be nice. Even Tony Pulis is playing more attractive football at the moment.

Top 4:

1. Chelsea (87, +48)
2. Liverpool (78, +42)
3. Arsenal (73, +35)
4. Tottenham (73, +34)

>Jan Vertonghen could face extended suspension after TV pictures show him putting hand in Jay Rodriguez's face

Pochettino murderball strikes again

How much would you spend on Dele Alli, and where can you see him going this transfer window?

nothing, he doesn't offer enough apart from goals to play for a top team

If Redmond falling over is a red card, Vertonghen should get at least a 10 game ban.

>How much would you spend on Dele Alli

Depends on what team I'm running. If it's Man City or Man United or something, then like 60 million, they're running on infinite cash and can easily absorb the financial loss if he never gets that good. Best case scenario, he really is the next Lampard or Gerrard or whatever. Worst case scenario, you get a good backup you can offload to Liverpool/Spurs/West Ham for like 25 million in a few years.

>and where can you see him going this transfer window?

Nowhere. He's not good enough to replace anyone at any of the truly elite clubs, who are the only clubs rich enough to pay the ridiculous fee that Levy will demand.

Boro is my team because Ramirez plays there, hope they stay in the PL and can make a half decent team.

If you fucking faggots stop injuring the guy it could be pretty great too

It's G.

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Is Van Dijk the real deal? Is Wijnaldum?

no
no

stats babby
generic run around midfielder

could fill gaps in semi-good teams, unlikely to lead or stand out

Both are decent but not was good as expected

>4th
Who here /comfy/?

United will finish 4 ahead of Shitty and the Jews

Liverpool will win the league

>liverpool
>winning the league

someone started impersonating my slipposting lads, feels influential

what did she mean by this

>women

>literally following a literally who's gf's twitter

>tfw crush on Romania but Romania never notices you

Te iubesc

West brom aren't as bad to watch as they used to be though

overkill

>Man. City
>Man United
Why does one have a . but the other doesn't?

man united is trademarked

Newfag here
What's the difference between all the leagues? Which one is the best?

*walks towards the premier league*

La Liga is the best, but the PL is the easiest to follow if you live in an English-speaking country.

la liga is the most entertaining
best fans best stadium etc

Super>>> afl

The NHL.

>le moneyball washed up polished turd philosophy
no thanks

>Bob Bradley only wears a £40 watch
No wonder he couldn't hack it in the PL, even fucking Sean Dyche rocks a £45k timepiece

dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-4071652/Sean-Dyche-Premier-League-clocks-45-000-watch-Bob-Bradley-ran-time-Swansea-week-donning-40-timepiece.html

>Eddie Howe
>Apple watch
fucking hell, he really is a meme

A fantastic tackle or wreckless challenge?

Behead those who insult Sheffield United

Watching Boro makes my ass itch.

>have negredo
>try to pass like you are fucking Barcelona
>cross it when losing
>he scores
>winning try to play like fucking Barcelona

Just give Negredo the fucking ball.

Jesus be a fucking meme hoofball team.

but muh tiki taka

>championship footage

We've got Alli

Lads, is there actually anything to do at all in Brighton? Thinking of going there with my gf but I haven't been since I was a kid and looking back, all I remember is a bit of a shit shopping centre and the pier

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*dabs*

*buys you for £100m*

*passes it sideways to Fellaini*

State your name cuz

Vardy to fail drug test

>The Sun reports that Memphis Depay was smoking a sheesha pipe recently in the netherlands

>you now remember memepiss

This is a Liverpool YNWA Get Out You Wools! board.
The Sun is banned due to their articles about us pissing on our dead and stealing piss up money from their wallets. They shouldn't report that out of respect for the > .

Like Firmino's DUI, it is the coppers fault.

He's gonna go to Everton KEK

>Depay
>Mirallas
>Lennon
>Deulofeu
Literally a place where wingers who were rated for a moment go to stagnate.

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any updates on the Witsel to Juve situation?

This guy is a walking red flag, I wonder why they bought him.

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kek nice one flippy
still tho

There's drugs and gay guys.

>Harry Redknapp interested in Swansea job and would try to sign John Terry and Frank Lampard in January

Literally laughed out loud. Never change 'Arry.

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