Tradies get the ladies edition
>Today
Pakistan 443/9d v Australia 278/2 - 2nd Test at Melbourne Cricket Ground - Day 4 starts 10am AEDT
New Zealand v Bangladesh - 2nd ODI at Saxton Oval, Nelson
>Tonight
South Africa 286 & 351/5 v Sri Lanka 205 - 1st Test at St George's Park, Port Elizabeth
BBL: Melbourne Renegades v Perth Scorchers, Docklands Stadium, Melbourne - 7pm AEDT
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Every game at the MCG is the worst because the pitch is by far the worst in Australia ever since the drop in pitch, perhaps only rivalled by the WACA in recent years
This is an elite truthie
can't wait for the games
Who /tfwnogf/ here?
mornin cunts
Let me tell you m8 I'm >tfw gf and it's not that much better
Elite truthbomb
I barely ever have sex anymore, I have to wank when she's out or asleep
I literally had 2 girls come and try to buy me drinks and chat me up and I declined them both, because all I could think about was my ex Aussie gf lad.
I think that I am either very dumb or there is something wrong with me. What's your prognosis?
lol idiot
I caused that wicket ama
Focus on the game. You've still got 5 more balls this over.
where the FUCK is everyone? the stadium's empty
Work, lad
ceebs mate
had a shit sleep, too hot
"""people""" in melbourne hate sports especially cricket
BOM forecast thunderstorms all day. It hasn't even rained yet.
Madison will score a run a ball century.
Screencap
This also
>34 degrees overnight
Execute all weather systems
its fine stop being a weakcunt m8
it's literally the end of the year lad
Tbh I have to agree. I know we've had a lot of interruptions, but this still looks like a day 1 pitch. Even without rain, I doubt we'd see a result.
just guided one down to third man lads
Weather forecast scared everyone off.
Elite amounts of cricket discussion itt
just punched one through cover lads
Kiwis are literally losing to Bangladesh right now
>Looks like I've got this Handscomb cunt on the ropes
>Better come around the wicket and toss an absolute pie down leg
Heard some old cunt at the pub talking loudly to his mates about having dropped $50 on Aus to win at about 4pm yesterday.
What a fucking casual.
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just got bowled around my pads lads
Handscomb's average right now is 102
Bradman's decaying corpse and POOges on suicide watch
So how long until Bernard Fanning pulls his head out of his arse, realises his solo stuff is shit, and reforms the mighty 'finger?
Make that 104
They were never that good la
What's for dinner lads?
Can someone shoot guptill already
Katsu chicken sushi and 375ml can pepsi max
Katsu chicken sushi and 375ml can pepsi max
Katsu chicken sushi and 375ml can pepsi max
spent the whole morning worried mum would see my boner since I had no blankets and the door was open
Eggs.
>tfw no katsu chicken sushi and 375ml can pepsi max
just blocked one lads
just edged one through the slips lads
>ordinary bat
>BUT a cricket player has scribbled on it
>people will pay money for this
just scored a try lads
just made the conversion lads
>tfw fell for the evaporative cooling meme
just called for a new pair of gloves lads
Will Handscomb succeed where Voges failed, and actually beat Bradman's average?
Just did a sloppy cuckburnian lads
no satellite signal is being received lads
Just tried to force a meme lads
Reminder New Zealand is getting btfo'd by swamp Asians as we speak
just booked a 15 day river cruise lads
If Smith is smart he'll try to get to 450 just after lunch, declare and start bowling this afternoon
Why would Smith plan on batting twice?
just used my feet against the spinners lads
they might as well let cunts in for free for the last couple of days
just got stumped lads
This leg slip is the shittest meme of 2016
just had a verbal confrontation with the opposition fast bowler lads
Reminder
>right where the leg slip was
just got put off by a guy in the crowd sneezing lads
It's fucking humid lads
""""nice"""" gimmick
just took the new ball lads
Zoe or Ford girl lads?
Focus on the game misbah
>New Zealand innings unironically being saved by Ronchi
This is meant to be our golden generation. Plz return Migullum
nice call mate
Handscomb is elite
just put all the fielders around the bat lads
mizbah's beard has a better sheen than most dog's coats
That's the thing with wrong key, even when he's 'good' he's never actually good and always looks like he's just about to get himself out to some weak dismissal. Get rid of him now and give someone else the chance to get good, even now they can't be any worse.
>unironically having a last name of Broom
Why is Melbourne so elite lads?
renshaw is a qt
Santa was good in his first series against England, and has been a shit ever since.
t. Straffo
Cooo-ee
hanscomb is legit. feels good to see it happen in real time from the start.
Rup
Wow, a kiwi who made a good start and then never lived up to their potential, whoda thought?
Missing /afl/ lads
His bowling has been decent though. Still have faith that he will be newglasses.
>mfw shilling Handscomb for months before getting selected
Also, Marcus Harris when?
should i be concerned lads?
Literally everyone in Melbourne works in retail so they're all working.
DAAAAAAAYYYYYYYOOOOO
Handscomb is so fucking shit, drop the cunt
> Average drops to 80
Time to drop him lads
he fucking got out on this absolute road
handscome is a faggot
runs 5
best 4
kek
Time for a quick 8(4) before lunch lads
If Maddinson can't make a big score on this fucking road he NEEDS to be dropped.
Standing by my elite poodiction of Maddisons century
What's for lunch lad?