/nz/ - NZ General

/nz/ - NZ General

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inb4 why are ids even gone

Why are IDs even gone?

Why are flags even gone?

fake news, youre not the real idbro

I only need another 5000 cryotic to make Trinity Prime. Someone wanna run me through an excavation mission?

Can we have shadbolt tomorrow

Sure

Check out our twitch channel!
/gorecorps

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Geraldine reporting in. top kek

faggot. Shave your crusty beard.

Dunners reporting, send help, so cold. Food stocks running low, may need to eat flatmate...

Central reporting

Hey Thor :D

I'm a bit further south than Welly atm and not handling the climate. know your feels

Jonkey was so obsessed about the flag, maybe it should be his turn tomorrow

I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.

I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.

Ask your Navy Seal buddies to teach you how to not cover your stream with stupid shit. Get a green screen and learn how to use it. You will never make it as a streamer.

>buy $20 triple dip
>win $21
>buy $20 triple dip and 1 strike line
>win $22

Im coming for that 23mil, eventually.

They suck you in with the penny ante, then screw you over when you hit the big time

It will only take you 23 million weeks at this rate. Don't forget about me when you're loaded.

We will see about that you cuck

I won 67 bucks last week off strike.

My old dear got $47 off of her mothers day tickets. We almost broke even

don't worry.
I will win the 23,000,000 plus the 1,000,000 from normal lotto.
I will have over 24,000,000 in my bank account by this time next Friday.

Will post a print out from the atm to confirm.

I don't think that Dunners is actually thor.. i think it's just someone using Dunners to say Dunedin.

Dunners always posts with a picture of a car of somekind.

Its all good mate, but us all a tinny and we will call it even

Yeah haha I realized that as soon as I said it, and he usually says hi back quicker than that.

I say hi to you all anyway xx much love

Dunedin reporting.

Fuck the snow was average, until I went out FWDing with a mate in the snow, that was eventful.

might post a few clips later on from my story on snapchat.

>came across a stuck Altezza
>White Female was in passengers seat
>Female was owner of said Altezza
the whole "White females that own Altezza's that don't actually drive them" statement is still true.

Hope all is well with you? Snow was fun in the 4WD with my friends.

It's bloody cold in Geraldine (with the fam) back to Welly monday morn. i is very good :) :)

If you and your friends didnt rape her on the roadside, then what kind of man are you really?

Yeah, it's a tad chilly down here too, lol.

We're not as perverted and/or horny as you

Threadly reminder to report Quercyposting

It's pretty nuts ae. defo time for bed soon, 3 layer blanket that shit and a onsie. I'll be good

what does this mean?

You know how you got a semi from helping a damsel in distress? You'd be hard for a week if you'd given her what she actually wanted.

>she was with a group of friends, we just pulled over to give them a hand with pushing the car away from the ditch as they got towed out

It's definitely like that, though. Electric blankets are OP.

Yeah I think I might get one when I get back to Welly, ganna see how long I can ride it out. I struggle enough getting out of best as it is

>Christchurch

Yeah fair enough!

Seriously bro what does this mean?

Please someone come save me, I'm bored as fuck in wanaka

quercy is a attention whore who posts her nudes all the time seeking validation

fuck off scotty

>wanaka

I think that's your problem there, buddy.

I'd save you but I'm almost 3 hours away in Dunedin. If i were at my parents which is ~45m away i'd attempt to help out.

Ah damn it. Help a brother out. This village is so fucking shit

The man chin one? Is it true she sucked dick on cam?

As i said i'd totally help out if I weren't in Dunedin. :)

Hahaha I know. I tried

Lol fuck off quercy, seriously get over it.

there's a webm of her sucking dick im pretty sure, but yeah that one

Might be moving to donnas in the next few months.

Do you live up there? are you a male or female?

I'm trying to think if I'd possibly know you considering the area is pretty small. I'm from Clyde. (but live in Dunedin)

anyone got some pingas

Youre an hour away from nightlife central in the south island. If youre bored there then youre going to be bored anywhere. Maybe its you thats boring.

Of course, Wanaka is fucking awesome. Its got all the good leisure shit without being a total tourist trap

anyone got weed in dunedin?

>without being a total tourist trap

LOL

You got the $?

Why are we reporting her posts? Does she spam nudes or something

Here you go.

Yeah mate #

> Queenstown is a tourist trap
> Wanaka is a tourist town

Theres a big difference, and if you cant tell the difference then youre the tourists they are hoping to trap

You clearly don't know shit about Wanaka, Queenstown.
Male, have been in Wanaka for the past 6 years or so, have an afro, sleep around a lot and I'm not originally from nz

They jelly

pretty much. people are sick of it

fuck off, i know the difference. Queenstowns great to hook up with a tourist or pay $20 for a 6 pack of speights

t.quercy

Any lads in Auckland had any luck with mushies yet? My usual spots are dry as a bone

Found a bunch under the kyber pass bridge yesterday

Yeah, okay. I doubt I know who you are then.

Unless you know a few people from Alex/Clyde area?

Haha gross, what is there to be jealous of?? Give it up quercy

Not sure she's getting the message though

Ah fair enough. I know everyone in Wanaka and heaps of people in qtown. A few in Timaru/pleasant point. But that's about it.

I'm not getting sick of it, i quite enjoy it.

Just go on tinder a fuck a filipina nurse ffs

Simmer down quercy

Where's the Dunedin buds pls

lol
not quercy, at all.

Only 6 years? Ive had family there since the 80s, and family in cromwell for generations.

I know Wanaka has changed, and continues to change to earn those tourist $, but it still remains a much more human place than the money machine that is queenstown

Has Quercy reached IDbro level fame yet?

anyone in auckland wanna smoke? I'm bored as fuck and have weed

Each to their own bro. You can have her, no one else here seems to want her

>Youre an hour away from nightlife
That's what I mean. You don't know shit about nightlife or you're the type of people i despise.

kek no, idbro is leagues ahead.

Fuck she wishes.

people actually like idbro

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Lucky for some. You on them tonight?

No, but she's a fan though. So she's okay in my books.

This

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Oh right, that would mean I don't know you at all.

Have you heard of Jody Chisholm or Teegan Louise?

Quercy post reported. Fuck off.

she doesnt even fucking know who idbro is, literal bandwagon attention whore conforming to the thread meme to try and get validation

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what food do you wish was more widely available in NZ?

They're fucking kids. How old are you

Where's the Mastercunts at?

Those Thai redbulls