ITT we roleplay as mountain lions

ITT we roleplay as mountain lions

>find comfortable tree
>fall asleep and wait for nighttime

*ROAR*

Rawr XD

>sneaks up behind you as you sleep

Can I maul a hiker, OP? I wanna maul a hiker!

Rawrr ^~^ ;33

>Drives car
>Takes pictures of everything
>tranquilizing everything I can see

>lets out standard fall-asleep rotten-egg-fart in your general direction

>Fucking dies

(OOC) Mountain lions can't drive cars faggot

>be me a few nights ago
>out hunting
>having issues with wife
>"Come back with dinner or don't come back at all"
>fuck me, I cant afford a cave alone
>anyways find a group of deer
>stalking them for about a mile
>figuring out which is the straggler
>BOOM.jpg
>Fuck
>The big deer in the front falls down and the rest bolt
>two running right towards me
cont?

Yes you are a cunt

Mountain Lions do not roar. Their throats are not built for it. Either learn the to rp properly or GTFO.

>Only if it leads to mountain lion sexy times

Mountain Lion's don't have wives. They meetup for the few minutes it takes to fuck, that's it. They don't share a cave, they don't sleep together, etc. They meet, fuck, and leave.

Someone knows way too fucking much about mountain lions.

>screams in dial-up

It's the only big cat that lives in the US. Not knowing Mountain Lion facts is like not knowing Bear Facts. And that'll get your ass killed.

>I pounce from about 15 feet
>the smaller one is startled and runs into a tree
>bite the other in the jugular
>bring it back home asap
>mfw the neighbor is balls deep in wife
>fight him
>eventually I get his neck and throw him off the cliff mufasa style
>hatefuck wife til she cums
>"oh thank you for the dinner user I'm sorry about what happened idk what got into me"
>the fucking neighbor got into you, bitch
>Take a shit on her floor
>take my deer and leave
>stash it and the one that hit the tree in a canopy
>qt 3.14 neighbors daughter sees my hunting prowess
>fuck her in the tree til the sun comes up

Aren't lionesses the hunters, not male lions?

You forgot to spray your stashed kill, now anyone can just come up and eat it. You done fucked up.

I don't know Im just bored

fuck you're right, brb

Mountain Lions aren't the same as Lions.

I found the boyscout.

WOollloowwwllll

So the hunters are mountain lionesses instead of lionesses?

Hey, at least you're contributing unlike me

My mistake

Nah, just from Colorado. Boyscouts are for kids who live on the coast that the closes to the wild they get is the local park. Anyone who lives in a mountain state that's not a city dwelling fag knows about Mountain Lions. Hell, in some places they walk right into town not giving a shit about humans.

Both male & females hunt, they're solitary creatures.

Mountain lion males can hunt just fine because they aren't as overly bigsized and pimped up as the lion males

Me too. You better know about the mountain cats if you camp or hike here.

Why do you know so much about mountain lions? WHAT ARE YOU HIDING FROM US, HMMM????

*BACK OFF, I'M BOSS*

I know that Mountain Lions aren't the same as the big cats; lions, tigers, leopards, etc. They share more in common with domestic cat than they do the big cats. Essentially they are an overgrown house cat.

This is all shit we learn in school. Same as bears hibernate and are cannibals.

true once i was high af and walked into a human town. i just tried to act natural

I wan to cum on a mountain lion

How many yip yap dogs did you eat? Chihuahuas are always the crunchiest but have little meat on their bones. Kind of like one those fried burritos.

MOUNTAIN LIONS GTFO
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

*walking around in the mountains*
*see a nigger bear by a big river scared to go in water*
*call nigger bear a fat marsupial faggot*
*nigger bear gets mad and chases me, rawring like a autistic sperg*
*i jump river, class 4 rapids*
*hit head on rock, pinned in between massive rocks*
*drown in rush of the rapids*

Real puma

>is lion
>

sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit

Bruhhhh it freaked me out I was just tryna chill with you guys and snack on some little faggot bitch dog and then everyone was acting like I was bein a dick